Bonesito
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Early review of my book “My Life as a Gamecock Fan” is in.
“The thing I very much enjoy is bad” is certainly a point of view.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Early review of my book “My Life as a Gamecock Fan” is in.
To be fair, I’d appreciate ghost advice from previous owners if I were moving into a house with a ghost.
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
To be fair, I’d appreciate ghost advice from previous owners if I were moving into a house with a ghost.
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ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
ME: [seven days into the Twelve Days of Christmas, showing up at the bird store again] hello, I would--
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
BIRD STORE GUY: no. you have to tell me what you're actually doing with all these birds before I sell you any more.
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not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
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I do not like participating in these things, BUT I am dropping a lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I do not like participating in these things, BUT I am dropping a lawyer
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
just watched a few dozen videos from the TikTok account of the people who own a caracal cat which very clearly should not be a pet and wants to kill them (every video is like this)
Cava bag does seem like a pretty good cash bribe bag tbh.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Cava bag does seem like a pretty good cash bribe bag tbh.
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why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
why are we bashing jmu and tulane when the acc was a trash heap that should’ve been no-bid
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JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
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Talk to your children about CFP teams Tulane and James Madison
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Talk to your children about CFP teams Tulane and James Madison
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"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
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Manny Diaz winning an ACC Championship before Mario is so good lol
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Manny Diaz winning an ACC Championship before Mario is so good lol
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I appreciate Manny Diaz caping for his own team
Darien Mensah IS good
and honestly most of Duke’s losses are quality losses (the only one that’s Actually Bad is Illinois; UConn is good actually)
but also
NO YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE PLAYOFF
Darien Mensah IS good
and honestly most of Duke’s losses are quality losses (the only one that’s Actually Bad is Illinois; UConn is good actually)
but also
NO YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE PLAYOFF
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I appreciate Manny Diaz caping for his own team
Darien Mensah IS good
and honestly most of Duke’s losses are quality losses (the only one that’s Actually Bad is Illinois; UConn is good actually)
but also
NO YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE PLAYOFF
Darien Mensah IS good
and honestly most of Duke’s losses are quality losses (the only one that’s Actually Bad is Illinois; UConn is good actually)
but also
NO YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE PLAYOFF
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Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Duke helps the Dukes and now may play in the Duke's
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Like… you all just watched something historic. Just wild.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Like… you all just watched something historic. Just wild.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
It’s Indiana. Most losses in FBS history. And they just won the B1G.
This is already the best season in Indiana history.
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The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Kind of astounding that Olive Garden has never sponsored a bowl game
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Never Ending Pasta Bowl is right there.
Good thing about MAHA is it’s the most concise way we’ve ever had to describe the names on UGA’s roster.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good thing about MAHA is it’s the most concise way we’ve ever had to describe the names on UGA’s roster.
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Look how good my brother’s tree looks from the street
December 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Look how good my brother’s tree looks from the street
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One of the most shocking things of the past decade-ish of the Trump era is it genuinely seems like a lot of people have absolutely nothing going on below the surface. Not intending to insult them, afaik they aren’t capable of anything more. Truly NPCs… but at the highest levels of society.
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of the most shocking things of the past decade-ish of the Trump era is it genuinely seems like a lot of people have absolutely nothing going on below the surface. Not intending to insult them, afaik they aren’t capable of anything more. Truly NPCs… but at the highest levels of society.
We’re going to retain Shane, have an at best a break even HS/portal recruiting season, (surprise here) hire an objectively good OC, (chaser now) White is going to leave for CCU, Shane is going to hire Alex Grinch DC. We lose a bunch of games 56-52 style and fire Shane next Oct/Nov.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We’re going to retain Shane, have an at best a break even HS/portal recruiting season, (surprise here) hire an objectively good OC, (chaser now) White is going to leave for CCU, Shane is going to hire Alex Grinch DC. We lose a bunch of games 56-52 style and fire Shane next Oct/Nov.
