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marginally better than mediocre
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February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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fuck. FUCK.
February 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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HEB is so romantic
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 AM
listening to coheed and now wish claudio sanchez cameo’d at the halftime performance
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Bring back telling us what country the Olympic judges are from, revealing that an athlete’s lowest score came from the judge from their country’s biggest geopolitical rivals
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
both quarterbacks from the 1999 west canaan coyotes gone too soon. damn.
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
MOOXX nooo
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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On this day in 2003 (2/11/2003), during Mike Modano’s 1,000th NHL game, the Stars’ Aaron Downey squares off against the Hurricanes’ Jesse Boulerice during the 1st period. Downey KO’s him with one punch.

#TexasHockey
February 11, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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He ran a sub-six-minute mile….on skis…UPHILL.

May be the single greatest feat of all time.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
a completely unserious federal government
February 11, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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@alexkirshner.com 7th year QBs no longer impress me.
Montana LB Solomon Tuliaupupu was just granted a 9th year of eligibility by the NCAA.

Tuliaupupu was in the same recruting class as Micah Parsons, who just finished his 5th NFL season. 🤯 #collegefootball
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
anxiously waiting for greg abbott to claim this is jade helm v2
The FAA on Tuesday halted all flights to and from El Paso Airport in Texas for 10 days for “special security reasons,” isolating a major U.S. metropolitan area from air travel. Follow live updates.
FAA Halts All Flights at El Paso Airport for 10 Days: Live Updates
No flights are allowed to or from the airport until Feb. 20 under a flight restriction order that cited unspecified “special security reasons.”
nyti.ms
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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INNOCENT
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
bring back the coca-cola classic!
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
me: i think i could luge.

me hitting the first turn on a luge track:
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 PM
👀
February 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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Did not expect the story of Mario Tennis Fever to basically begin with “Daisy is on her deathbed.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
watching all these white people dancing while waiting for the mixed curling medal ceremony is devastating
February 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
just took an axe to my IKEA TV stand
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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tweety bird causin problems
It finally hit me who Isabella Wranaa reminded me of
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
dallas is *almost* getting the bleed american 25th anniversary tour on 9/11
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM