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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI

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who asked you, hoss Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. ADVENTAVIT ASINUS

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · Jul 30

Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments

This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 29m

so long as the rose goes in the front

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 56m

everyone loves him. Bugs would basically be Diego Pavia, Deion Sanders, Michelle Marciniak and Marshall Henderson rolled into one

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 59m

Corbin would get that fastball straightened out down in the Lab

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

Bugs Bunny. Known good talent in baseball and basketball. I mean he does a lot of other stuff, but a two sport star with an excess of personality will build mindshare for my school in a hurry

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

"She Had A Ring On Her Finger And Time On Her Hands" is a perfect country western song title and the only thing he has ever done worth remembering. Also some jingo shit

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

Lee Greenwood? The Canadian patriot?

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

The existence proof of "if you ain't gotta accent, GIT ONE and people will not care what you say with it"

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 1h

And Dallas. And the Lakers.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

Even if you don't watch the show this is good for music geeks www.youtube.com/watch?v=flEP...

Funeral March from Star Wars: ANDOR

YouTube video by Star Wars Music Analysis

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

Y'all take advantage of the bad guys for once

Dawn of the Dead 💀 @502eire.lol · 2h

I didn't post because I just shook people down for money last month, but I am happy to oblige a request 💜

Check out my list on Amazon

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6h

#WarRavagedPortland

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

There is a good case to be made that much of the bullshit of the modern world is purely the fault of Nicky Sidekick all the way back to signing on as Cameron's personal Salacious Crumb in 2010

Stay down, limey

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

If I were about to shower somebody in pepperballs I would at least have my breathing passages covered

absolute moron clown shit

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

the Lord doesn't want to have to fight the entire state of Tennessee in those streets of gold, that's why St Peter is at the pearly gates, to take one for the team when the mob comes demanding Dolly back

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

Am I late? Did I miss the link? (fumbles phone into coffee)

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 4h

Graphic:
The 4 stars of the Chicago flag
A bottle of Malort
“COME AND TAKE IT”

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 2h

probably sounds like the band in s1e12 of Andor if we're keeping it a buck. I would assume the Devil has come to collect

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 12h

Casino Royale is amazing. Quantum is fine. Everything else lost the plot once they started a do-over on SPECTRE.

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13h

Thank you kindly, stolen toilet paper from the computer lab restroom

strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 16h

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13h

Birmingham is technically Appalachia else my dad and my godfather* couldn’t have gone to Berea

* I mean Baptists don’t have that but I don’t know what else to call him, he was my dad’s BFF growing up and roommate at college and they ended up in the same profession

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13h

Conestoga

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 13h

I mean really it’s the other way around when you think about it historically

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14h

San Francisco, at least, has two Muni lines and the Caltrain terminus plus a ferry dock. On your own head if you wanna drive it

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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14h

Can’t wait to see if Las Vegas can make that work in even worse weather

CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI @uncle6.org · 14h

My great-aunt Johnnie, of blessed memory, would slander Atlanta between spits of snuff because they covered up what they did and got the Southeastern headquarters of everything and the baseball team.

Truist is the proof she had a case.