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it would be pocket change for Jeffrey Bezos to fly every one of these journalists home first class, and yet
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
it would be pocket change for Jeffrey Bezos to fly every one of these journalists home first class, and yet
if using AI to crap out a hundred unreadable novels really is an effective way to make money, why is she trying to sell you a course on how to do it instead of, yknow, just doing it
This whole thing is her trying to sell her AI novel-writing bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
if using AI to crap out a hundred unreadable novels really is an effective way to make money, why is she trying to sell you a course on how to do it instead of, yknow, just doing it
5th Circuit signs off on concentration camps
BREAKING: A 5th Circuit panel has backed ICE's mass detention policy, a decision that clears the way for the administration to lock up people who are in immigration proceedings
It's a 2-1 ruling
Majority: Jones (Reagan), Duncan (Trump)
Minority: Douglas (Obama)
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
It's a 2-1 ruling
Majority: Jones (Reagan), Duncan (Trump)
Minority: Douglas (Obama)
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
5th Circuit signs off on concentration camps
as an experiment, New York city elected a decent and normal person to high office. let's see how that's working out.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
as an experiment, New York city elected a decent and normal person to high office. let's see how that's working out.
RETURN OF THE GOT DANG KING
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
RETURN OF THE GOT DANG KING
Hot 8 at Howlin' Wolf
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Hot 8 at Howlin' Wolf
I doubt this is going to happen, but the president shitting himself on an open mic being the thing that finally breaks fascist control over mainstream media would be pretty hilarious
February 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I doubt this is going to happen, but the president shitting himself on an open mic being the thing that finally breaks fascist control over mainstream media would be pretty hilarious
broke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from Trump's connections to Epstein
woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein
woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 6:27 AM
broke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from Trump's connections to Epstein
woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein
woke: Qanon was a right-wing psyop to distract from moot's connections to Epstein
look at this fucking dweeb lmao
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
look at this fucking dweeb lmao
alright that's enough of that
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 AM
alright that's enough of that
it is currently illegal to deport US citizens
what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do
what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do
January 30, 2026 at 3:42 AM
it is currently illegal to deport US citizens
what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do
what would a rule preventing ICE agents from deporting US citizens actually do
rest in piss, Greg, you won't be missed
January 30, 2026 at 12:23 AM
rest in piss, Greg, you won't be missed
voter registration drives, the tush push, and ICE whistles
You can tell a lot about which strategies work by what your opponent classifies as cheating
when your boss is roger ailes
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
voter registration drives, the tush push, and ICE whistles
me after Saban hired Tommy Fucking Rees:
YOU HAVE ME NOSTALGIC ABOUT BRIAN DABOLL
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
January 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
me after Saban hired Tommy Fucking Rees:
listen, we've all been on 459 having driven 10 miles on empty and thought, "this is fine, I can make it to the exit"
don't know if you've truly lived until you've attempted to limp a dying car to the nearest offramp
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 PM
listen, we've all been on 459 having driven 10 miles on empty and thought, "this is fine, I can make it to the exit"
let's do Vietnam again but somehow even stupider
NEW: This is a REAL story in The Globe and Mail today.
Canadian Armed Forces are modelling responses to a US military invasion from the south.
They expect Canadian forces to be overrun in a fortnight, so the plan centres on Afghanistan-style insurgencies to inflict mass casualties on US troops
👇
Canadian Armed Forces are modelling responses to a US military invasion from the south.
They expect Canadian forces to be overrun in a fortnight, so the plan centres on Afghanistan-style insurgencies to inflict mass casualties on US troops
👇
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
let's do Vietnam again but somehow even stupider
Reposted by Robby
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 AM
my public statement that this clusterfuck is not a real story is raising a lot of questions already answered by my public statement
everyone is making the whiskey friday joke so I am sorry to inform you that they have, in fact, tucked their tail between their legs
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
my public statement that this clusterfuck is not a real story is raising a lot of questions already answered by my public statement
"papers please" lmao get fucked
January 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
"papers please" lmao get fucked
[Baba O'Reilly intensifies]
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
[Baba O'Reilly intensifies]
catching up on college football
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
catching up on college football