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They couldn’t have found someone for whom this wouldn’t be so hypocritical as to be funny
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
They couldn’t have found someone for whom this wouldn’t be so hypocritical as to be funny
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I made a comic... Please enjoy! :)
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I made a comic... Please enjoy! :)
Very cool to put in the first sentence why she shouldn’t be trusted on this followed immediately by trusting her implicitly on this
This is nuts!
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
Why is WAPO writing up anyone’s speculation about who the suspect might be?
I get that Laura’s statements and actions are at times newsworthy given her influence on Trump, but no one’s speculation — outside of a government official’s — should be written up this way.
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Very cool to put in the first sentence why she shouldn’t be trusted on this followed immediately by trusting her implicitly on this
“How are you oppressed”
“Well you see we speak french and”
“Well you see we speak french and”
The Québécois are always fucking wildin out with this shit about how they’re being oppressed in their homeland — that they stole from Indigenous folks who they been oppressing the whole time
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
Like W I L D how loud they are about it
Bill 1 is a provincial constitution Quebec is looking to pass that focuses on French culture and states Quebec people form a nation.
However, the bill is being challenged due to the question of where Indigenous sovereignty fits into the new bill.
However, the bill is being challenged due to the question of where Indigenous sovereignty fits into the new bill.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“How are you oppressed”
“Well you see we speak french and”
“Well you see we speak french and”
Forcing every AI guy to listen to that 9/11 song Rudy Giuliani made
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Forcing every AI guy to listen to that 9/11 song Rudy Giuliani made
Common mod team w
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Common mod team w
The Lizza, the Gizza, The Rizza, Inspectah Deck, The Old Dirty Bastard…
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Lizza, the Gizza, The Rizza, Inspectah Deck, The Old Dirty Bastard…
Peterian Jihad
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Peterian Jihad
BAH GAWD ITS ISHOWSPEED WITH HIS PATENTED BYE BYE ISRAEL FINISHING MOVE!
yes I like him about 100x more than any streamer doofus for middle schoolers because he is consistently good on Palestine. get him everywhere
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
BAH GAWD ITS ISHOWSPEED WITH HIS PATENTED BYE BYE ISRAEL FINISHING MOVE!
Holy fuck it’s like a cartoon
This Monterey Mushroom facility has a strong union contract. The good union wages and benefits make for low overturn, which makes for extremely skilled workers like this.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Holy fuck it’s like a cartoon
But my treats!
I don’t know, I thought after Long Covid effectively ended my chance at a directing career, ruined my health, my energy, my ability to eat a lot of foods, and my body, it would seem pretty obvious why I don’t want to get it again, even going so far as to sacrifice (the horror!) bars and restaurants.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
But my treats!
Why’s he talking about pasta sauce is he doing spaghetti for his thanksgiving?
imagine posting this lazy troll bait and then turning off replies. isn't the whole point to get yelled at like a little piggy
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why’s he talking about pasta sauce is he doing spaghetti for his thanksgiving?
So like woke 2’s gotta make private equity illegal right
"Splash Damage places entire studio into consultation ahead of redundancies - All staff members affected, after UK studio stalwart was purchased by private equity in September" www.gamesindustry.biz/splash-damag...
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So like woke 2’s gotta make private equity illegal right
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gundam character eyebrows
October 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
gundam character eyebrows
It’s a fine, and they would say, highly necessary and valuable industry, damn it
Bluesky already has people in the replies who paraphrase jokes into serious things! We have REAL PEDANTIC PEOPLE WITH SOULS
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s a fine, and they would say, highly necessary and valuable industry, damn it
And by robot he of course means Venezuelan or Nigerian manservant slave in a suit that makes him look like the robot at Innoventions
It really is something that Elon personally tanked the EV side of the business and his plan to turn things around is "robots" and investors haven't crushed each other trying to get out the door
Tesla's EU sales were down 48.5% in October, and are down 30% in a year-to-date when EV sales are up 26%.
Tesla's China sales fell 35.8% in October, for an 8.4% decline year-to-date.
Tesla's US sales fell 24% in October, after incentives expired.
IT'S HAPPENING!
www.reuters.com/business/aut...
Tesla's China sales fell 35.8% in October, for an 8.4% decline year-to-date.
Tesla's US sales fell 24% in October, after incentives expired.
IT'S HAPPENING!
www.reuters.com/business/aut...
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And by robot he of course means Venezuelan or Nigerian manservant slave in a suit that makes him look like the robot at Innoventions
How’s that AI generated food you can eat coming along, or hell, even just autonomous farming
This one’s real yeah
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How’s that AI generated food you can eat coming along, or hell, even just autonomous farming
Not sure it’s a good idea to have a turkey dinner outside the place where pretty famously people aren’t fed, and yet what is there to be expected from the people who brought you the Broadview jazzercise club
"celebrating" thanksgiving outside the ice facility is so tacky and disrespectful. Please reconsider guys.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Not sure it’s a good idea to have a turkey dinner outside the place where pretty famously people aren’t fed, and yet what is there to be expected from the people who brought you the Broadview jazzercise club
Yakuza 0 was such a good prequel that they went back and made 0 DC when they realized it didn’t do the thing prequels have to do where they fuck something up or answer a question sane people who paid attention didn’t have.
the 'updated' scenes suck ass and actually ruin some stuff.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yakuza 0 was such a good prequel that they went back and made 0 DC when they realized it didn’t do the thing prequels have to do where they fuck something up or answer a question sane people who paid attention didn’t have.
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just found the worst painting ive made its homer
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
just found the worst painting ive made its homer
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dame da djinn
sega must do something pointless and stupid for every good thing it does or the genie that cursed them will punish them
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
dame da djinn
Don’t forget he’s racially transitioned from Israeli to something else I guess, like a regular Rabbi Dolezal
Lol this genocide worshiping transphobe blocked me. Please if you're reading this go offer to put his head in a toilet for old time sakes.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Don’t forget he’s racially transitioned from Israeli to something else I guess, like a regular Rabbi Dolezal
YES! HA HA HA! YES!!
it seems Strategy, whose business model was "buy Bitcoin" and whose market cap was somehow larger than the value of its stock of bitcoin, is now collapsing. inconceivable www.ft.com/content/5347...
Crypto hoarders dump tokens as shares tumble
‘Digital asset treasury’ craze sours amid $1tn rout in cryptocurrency market
www.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
YES! HA HA HA! YES!!