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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 6h

At least Meikyou Shisui being so busted makes this an optimal use of funds.

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 6h

But drojo that means more pizza for tomorrrowjo, the Drojo of tomorrow

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 10h

Only good worldwide economic devastation can happen

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 11h

oh no

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 11h

oh no

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 11h

Yes

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12h

Liberation Day! 2!!!!!!!

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 12h

i wonder if we get 100% China tariffs again

Blurry TV Headlines @blurrytvheadlines.numbergoup.com · 12h

S&P, NASDAQ CLOSE OUT WORST DAY SINCE APRIL

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12h

Disgaea character coded

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12h

I can’t use this right now

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 12h

Me, stupid: the MrBeast thing was just a clever joke edit right
Tron Ares: UNENDING LATE STAGE CAPITALIST HORRORS

Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 14h

the pinnacle of studio exec brain is thinking there was any appetite for a TRON sequel in 2025 starring Jared fucking Leto

30 Rock site gag ass movie

Slate @slate.com · 14h

The new Tron is like if a Terminator movie wanted you to cheer for Skynet. slate.trib.al/XZ9iQq4

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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 15h

it is your moral duty to change the channel on public TVs to cartoons

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 14h

We’re not your dad

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 14h

The only thing he’ll have for a legacy is that he programmed an app to tell his son when he jerks off, a thing I simply must assume happens frequently.

GuyWhoNeverWenttoEpsteinsIsland @ratelimitexceeder.bsky.social · 15h

Johnson in particular seems frustrated with the realization that being Speaker of the House hasn't brought him respect and an automatic win condition. This is a guy in denial about the trajectory his legacy is taking.

Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 15h

A few minutes ago in the House:

- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week

- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 14h

Median voter, chimp, hanged himself, etc.

Searchlight Institute @searchlightinst.bsky.social · 1d

We checked in on what voters think Democrats and Republicans want for them. The good news for Democrats is that they’re narrowly winning on “feeling stable in your personal life.” The bad news for them is that Republicans dominate on everything else: wealth, marriage, kids, and more.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Re fle fle fle fle flex

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Nepotism in the hoooouse tonight

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

I must consult the Elder Dogs

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

old barber: Years agoooo I was New Waaaaaaaaave

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Also I’m pretty sure one of the guys is a racist caricature od an Asian man named Uncle Roger?

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

sadly dancing: Rathy, do you love me are we riding

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I’m America’s Hitler but trying to do all the self serving stuff I consider cool before consolidating power or seeing if even a guy getting caught on camera throwing shit at my goons can be convicted (he can’t)

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING

New York Attorney General Letitia James has been indicted by the US Department of Justice.

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but like the image of a dog getting hit with the Adobe After Effects lightning bolt is funny as fuck these are not serious people

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Folsun Prison Blues

Deontological Warfare But She's A Skeleton Or Something @clockworklady.bsky.social · 1d

If I wrote an article about how Johnny Cash seemed uncool I would just look at what I wrote and then walk into jail or the sun, maybe both.

bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 1d

wtaf are you talking about

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Go mold go

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

And also understand that ease of use is like barrier one to a mass adoption scenario. You put in any more friction than you absolutely must and you’re already signing up for second place at best. It’s why windows was popular and then became not because everything about it is annoying as fuck now.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 1d

Kash Paterson

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