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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

Sleepy killer, honk shoo mimi

all eves' willow 🎃 @willow.meangirls.online · 2h

talking beds - remain in bed
talking beds - more songs about bedding and beds

that's the only 2 i think

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 2h

Don't worry guys, we can push bluesky left after it wins the election

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

Not even that, all he had to do was not take the bag literally marked “fake money for stupid assholes” lmao

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

Trump writing an EO to enact the law from footloose (a film he believes is real)

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 2h

Somehow the one run feels sadder than if they got shut out for some reaso. i’d feel bad if not for the team gladhanding President Crimes but they did so lmao

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 4d

DAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Imagine being less charismatic than Andy Cuomo and a guy who will be linked to 15 deaths by end of year because of his improperly formulated sex drive supplements, I would simply retire with my inherited wealth and never be seen in public again

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3h

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

It is no measure of health to be well in a sick society Mr. Computers

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

Very glad you didn’t run out of your Vice President and/or silly purple dragon

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

GILSON B PONTES, HERO OF ISRAEL

Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 4h

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "ASSET FLIP GENOCIDE"

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 5h

Losing my mind and what look like video game assets but instead were used to justify war crimes and genocide in the real world

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 3h

So many people are gonna be gettiNG laid in a frog suit it’ll make a furry convention look chaste

Theodore Painsworth says Free Link @itty53.bsky.social · 4h

gonna be so many fucking frog suits by the end of October:

- padding from projectiles
- insulates in the cold
- positive pressure to keep gas out
- full body coverage
- remove it and you've disappeared
- flexible for air humping
- obscures face from cameras
- one size fits all, all genders
- sexy

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Too lesbian for lesbian day, many such cases

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

She standing here until I realize

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Breakfast Nahblin

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Shabba Ranks voice: POPPA

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t forget that’s how the Black Mamba went out too. Commercial airliners are very safe but it gives helicopters a transitive aura of safety they do not in any way deserve just because they also fly

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

So at one with the leaf that he can channel its manitou even in sobriety, a feat only possible for our greatest 420 shamans

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

The girlfriend of one of the founders of Antif-eh

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 9h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

“asking who, what, when, where, why or how is woke”

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 4h

Pam Bondi: we arrested the girlfriend's nephew's wife's dog trainer's husband's sister's friend's boss's husband's brother of the founder of antifa

Every journalist: yup sounds normal, no need for followup questions

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Mr President a second witchy pixie has hit the South Slightly Bent Hotdog

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

This but with the owner of a Cybertruck: sorry about your dick accident bro

Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 5h

*coming up to an owner of a Hummer and putting my hand on their shoulder* Sorry about your dick, bro.

Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Waow

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Well know it‘s 2008 Crash II when South Park makes the “annnnnnnd it’s gone” joke again

PPP Grifter @pppgrifter.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks for playing

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 5h

*FIRST BRANDS CREDITOR SAYS UP TO $2.3 BILLION "SIMPLY VANISHED"

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 4h

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Funny Karate Bear (But Spooky ooooooo!) @thedimpsler.bsky.social · 4h

Find someone who loves you as much as publishers love rereleasing Bubsy because this time a massive groundswell of ironic appreciation will occur, the other 25 times that it didn’t were just flukes

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 5h

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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