Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
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Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
“Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
There’s nothing sexier than the slither of a lady snake
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s nothing sexier than the slither of a lady snake
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
Reposted by Mayor Howard Vander
This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.
I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka
Like that BioWare game nobody liked
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Like that BioWare game nobody liked
They would make you call it blankthem
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They would make you call it blankthem
“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums
In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes
The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
Ha ha ha cry moar
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ha ha ha cry moar
Oh hey look at this picture of you
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh hey look at this picture of you
Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan
Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present
Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard
That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl
Hey look it’s Ethan hawke
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey look it’s Ethan hawke
I don’t even know what this means
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don’t even know what this means
I think you’re doing terrific!
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think you’re doing terrific!