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Scayor Howard Vander

@mayor.bsky.social

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Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance | he/him/howard

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 15h

Yeesh, send a guy one simple dick pic and this is the thanks I get

Sam 👁️ @samthenightowl.bsky.social · 15h

i love you vander but this is fucking terrifying to look at

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Trevor Dame @trevordame.bsky.social · 1d

Kota Ibushi is one of those insane humans where for 20 years they appeared to never age and be immune from physical harm, and then one day it's like the Final Destination specter of death says "Oh fuck, I forgot about that guy" and the backlog of maladies hits them all at once.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 8h

They should give it to James Comey just to fuck with him

James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 12h

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 8h

Teenage Queen is the best horrible song ever written

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 10h

They give them ID because otherwise nobody knows who they are

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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 10h

here is the list of stories I have ever heard about WWE ID contracts

1. WWE ID contracts now exist
2. (Wrestler) has signed a WWE ID contract
3. (Wrestler) no longer has a WWE ID contract

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 10h

NYT adds to @juddlegum.bsky.social's reporting about the billionaires that Scott Bessent is bailing out by propping up Javier Milei.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...

Those efforts have been complicated by the fact that major hedge funds, including those led by friends of Mr. Bessent, stand to benefit financially from an Argentina economic lifeline. Funds at investment firms including BlackRock, Fidelity and Pimco are heavily invested in Argentina, as are investors such as Stanley Druckenmiller and Robert Citrone, both of whom worked with Mr. Bessent when he was an investor for George Soros.

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

They should do an ad campaign about “Gamer Recycling - Recycle Cans And Bottles Like A Gamer”

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

It’s kind of amazing how few things I’ve made explode

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

Right, I was gonna figure out how to preamp my mic through my mixer and run that shit through pedals and find a way to play music concurrently using a modular rig and a beat up 2 channel guitar amp

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pfc. italian beef @realbillhicks.bsky.social · 11h

"pfc . italian beef is so good with computer" -- presinald trumpf

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

This was when you showed trumpf

two men are looking at a laptop computer .

ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer .

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

This was when you helped me

two men are looking at a laptop computer .

ALT: two men are looking at a laptop computer .

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

Reading the admin court filings has grim and grave downstream consequences but it’s all written like an airport thriller

“What defendant Comey failed to mention, as he weaved a sinister tapestry of deceit, was the most important thing of all - the truth”

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

“You need to be able to cook AND improvise, we’ll start you at six bucks an hour”

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

Jesus Christ this is a monkey’s paw for anyone wishing for more dinner theatre

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Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

Oh man they actually wrote “ill-gotten gains,” I’m so glad I’m on drugs right now

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 11h

“Your honor, we ask that we be held to a standard of minimal compliance, not perfection”

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 12h

There will come a day where my body fuses with my modular rig like the last couple of episodes of Lain, that’s gonna rule

Scayor Howard Vander @mayor.bsky.social · 12h

I know it’s more technical than that but it’d be a hoot if they were like “plaintiff failed to rebut the presumption that he is a pedophile, and we uphold said statements as fact”