Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
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Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
· Dec 10
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
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at least when people send money to Howard Vander they get to see the synth gear he wasted it on
February 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
at least when people send money to Howard Vander they get to see the synth gear he wasted it on
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Remember, gang: I cannot be you, but anyone can be the mayor
Being the mayor is a state of mind
Being the mayor is a state of mind
“Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Prince Andrew plotting return to spotlight” cmon man, being in the spotlight is the whole reason he’s panhandling for bus fare these days
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
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This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This will be great for the World Cup next year. The 4th, 3rd, and 9th ranked countries will be playing and their fan bases are insane.
The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The simplest explanation for everything that happened during the Biden years is “Corn Pop’s revenge from beyond the grave”
Your mayor is about two core principles: regulatory capture and bisexual erasure, and pal, I’m plum outta regulations
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Your mayor is about two core principles: regulatory capture and bisexual erasure, and pal, I’m plum outta regulations
I’m
The greatest motherfucker on the planet
The greatest motherfucker on the planet
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m
The greatest motherfucker on the planet
The greatest motherfucker on the planet
“Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”
“Christ, what an asshole”
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Christ, what an asshole”
“Bitch better have my money”
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Bitch better have my money”
Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”
@papafazuul.bsky.social you see this shit
Exclusive: Highlights from THE BAKER'S WIFE, Starring Ariana DeBose & Scott Bakula
Exclusive: Highlights from THE BAKER'S WIFE, Starring Ariana DeBose & Scott Bakula
The Baker’s Wife, starring Scott Bakula and Ariana DeBose, is now playing at CSC’s Lynn F. Angelson Theater for an extended engagement through December 21. Watch highlights of the cast in action in this video.
www.broadwayworld.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
@papafazuul.bsky.social you see this shit
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Well, time for therapy, maybe I’ll learn they discovered a cure for paralytic anhedonia this time
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well, time for therapy, maybe I’ll learn they discovered a cure for paralytic anhedonia this time
Is “silver paper” the quintessential Mountain song? Yeah probably
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Is “silver paper” the quintessential Mountain song? Yeah probably
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Bakshi on NBC News in 1981 promoting "American Pop"
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Bakshi on NBC News in 1981 promoting "American Pop"
Her name is Judy, thanks.
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Her name is Judy, thanks.
“So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, there are no exclusive rights for anybody and nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was….wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, there are no exclusive rights for anybody and nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was….wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call.”
It sounds like a bit and it’s a pretty involved story but there’s a chance I may become a Freemason this year
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It sounds like a bit and it’s a pretty involved story but there’s a chance I may become a Freemason this year
“I think cryptcurrency has potential” - guy with collection of stolen bones
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“I think cryptcurrency has potential” - guy with collection of stolen bones
Hell yeah, Vander’s for Lander
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Hell yeah, Vander’s for Lander
Didn’t expect that at age 39 I’d suddenly discover that I kinda dig early 1980s Greg “The Hammer” Valentine but then last night happened
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Didn’t expect that at age 39 I’d suddenly discover that I kinda dig early 1980s Greg “The Hammer” Valentine but then last night happened