Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
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I discovered that YouTube now autogenerates transcripts for episodes of The Jam and I am way too entertained by it
my girlfriend is computer
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
my girlfriend is computer
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kinky northernlion: "theres no shot you're actually doing bondage, domination, sadism AND masochism bro. Thats too many things. I'm pretty sure two of them are literally opposite man."
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
kinky northernlion: "theres no shot you're actually doing bondage, domination, sadism AND masochism bro. Thats too many things. I'm pretty sure two of them are literally opposite man."
Rocking a tasteful sweater to work, but the v-neck plunges just enough to tell my coworkers that I fuck real good
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Rocking a tasteful sweater to work, but the v-neck plunges just enough to tell my coworkers that I fuck real good
Anybody remember the game ignition factor
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Anybody remember the game ignition factor
Well looks like I’m gonna do some work this weekend getting stardew running on my anbernic, currently now I can rock parasite eve in bed so that’s satisfying enough
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Well looks like I’m gonna do some work this weekend getting stardew running on my anbernic, currently now I can rock parasite eve in bed so that’s satisfying enough
My therapist says you gang are a buncha jerks but I’ll have you know I expressed to the contrary
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My therapist says you gang are a buncha jerks but I’ll have you know I expressed to the contrary
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Ralph and Liz Bakshi enjoying some time in Pinos Altos, New Mexico #ralphbakshi
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ralph and Liz Bakshi enjoying some time in Pinos Altos, New Mexico #ralphbakshi
whenever I used to get this feeling it would lead to daydreams about being dead or cutting off parts of my body, thankfully I don't do that anymore, I just haven't yet found something else to do instead
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
whenever I used to get this feeling it would lead to daydreams about being dead or cutting off parts of my body, thankfully I don't do that anymore, I just haven't yet found something else to do instead
Some should buy one and give it to a very charismatic and boyish mayor (not Zohran)
Our largest selection of "American Pop" (1981) cels of the year is now at our ebay shop. Get your original cel or drawing autographed by Bakshi!
www.ebay.com/str/bakshian...
www.ebay.com/str/bakshian...
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Some should buy one and give it to a very charismatic and boyish mayor (not Zohran)
true, i don't "need" a girlfriend or boyfriend but it would be pretty right-on to have one
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
true, i don't "need" a girlfriend or boyfriend but it would be pretty right-on to have one
remember when "children's toy that tells you to kill yourself" was a twilight zone episode, rather than a selling point for the hot new christmas item?
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
remember when "children's toy that tells you to kill yourself" was a twilight zone episode, rather than a selling point for the hot new christmas item?
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Sometimes, you need two hearts to live
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sometimes, you need two hearts to live
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Cuno is getting a pardon. Cuno doesn't fucking care.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Cuno is getting a pardon. Cuno doesn't fucking care.
morbius
what stale hollywood franchise should the next dem president bring back
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
morbius
the only downside to using this photo for my avi means it has less sting when i reply with it to dumbass posts from cretins i don't know
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the only downside to using this photo for my avi means it has less sting when i reply with it to dumbass posts from cretins i don't know
drinking lube to give my GI tract that 'freshly fucked' feeling
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
drinking lube to give my GI tract that 'freshly fucked' feeling
the election's over, strain away!
Zohran Mamdani chastised a Manhattan synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews in New York.
Mamdani Response to Protest Inflames Tensions with Jewish Leaders
The mayor-elect chastised a synagogue that hosted an event promoting migration to Israel and settlements in occupied territories. His stance further tested his strained relationship with pro-Israel Jews.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
the election's over, strain away!
i'm depressed but that's okay
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i'm depressed but that's okay
More like Edgar, Wright better dialogue, please!
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
More like Edgar, Wright better dialogue, please!
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Ross Perot wins one election for Bill Clinton and we have to hear from James f'ing Carville for thirty years
November 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Ross Perot wins one election for Bill Clinton and we have to hear from James f'ing Carville for thirty years
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This is really funny
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is really funny
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Morgan freeman? Yeah, I’ll take freemen at a time
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Morgan freeman? Yeah, I’ll take freemen at a time
This one’s going on my resume
You like Derek Jarmin? Sure do, jarmin’ my dick into dudes
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This one’s going on my resume
You like mark harmon? Sure do, Harmon myself when I’m in a BPD spiral
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
You like mark harmon? Sure do, Harmon myself when I’m in a BPD spiral