Papa “Thanksgiving” Fazuul
@papafazuul.bsky.social
Pain don’t hurt.
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If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
I’m on the naughty list this year (killed a guy, hit and run, got away with it)
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m on the naughty list this year (killed a guy, hit and run, got away with it)
Obama would’ve asked for some stupid shit like Amadeus 2
the president should get to order one movie every term
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Obama would’ve asked for some stupid shit like Amadeus 2
Sometimes my tv is like, “Maybe you’d like to watch Die Hard 2,” and I’m like, “Hmm. Maybe I would.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sometimes my tv is like, “Maybe you’d like to watch Die Hard 2,” and I’m like, “Hmm. Maybe I would.”
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10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
10 things that sort of rhyme with spinach:
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
Grimace
witness
Spinoza
dementia
finish
kinisthetic
credenza
menace
tinnitus (NA pronunciation)
clench
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
Mr. President sir, please get us Weekend at Bernie’s 3 next sir
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mr. President sir, please get us Weekend at Bernie’s 3 next sir
I only need to raise $206bn by 2030 so I can continue to lose money.
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates
A burning platform
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I only need to raise $206bn by 2030 so I can continue to lose money.
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes
How the fuck did I miss this one, this is hilarious www.yahoo.com/news/article...
MAGA has lost the plot and is now 'transvestigating' Charlie Kirk and his widow
The transphobia has gotten out of control.
www.yahoo.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How the fuck did I miss this one, this is hilarious www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Tom Waits must be very patient, it’s right there in his name
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Tom Waits must be very patient, it’s right there in his name
I may be a mere mortal, but I can certainly resist the evil of the thriller
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I may be a mere mortal, but I can certainly resist the evil of the thriller
Lmao they’re probably paying this guy millions of dollars as he shits on their product, their customers, and their employees. Probably the worst thing that will happen to him is a golden parachute. Love this country.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Lmao they’re probably paying this guy millions of dollars as he shits on their product, their customers, and their employees. Probably the worst thing that will happen to him is a golden parachute. Love this country.
Carville’s woke great grand child had to help him with the hyperlinks
Did, uh, anyone notice that when Carville claims in his NYT piece that “defund the police” was bad that the link takes you to an Appeal story about why ”fund the police“ was bad? Any editors, perhaps?
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Carville’s woke great grand child had to help him with the hyperlinks
I just wanna go on the record, I’ll never vote for a single one of these people except for maybe the one at the very bottom and that’s only because I don’t know very much about her
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I just wanna go on the record, I’ll never vote for a single one of these people except for maybe the one at the very bottom and that’s only because I don’t know very much about her
A game show where you have to pee on poop while the audience chants, “Pee. Pee. Pee on that poop.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A game show where you have to pee on poop while the audience chants, “Pee. Pee. Pee on that poop.”
“The whole MTG thing and the Zohran thing are 7D chess smokescreens, he knew Epstein would…” STOP! He’s a stupid old man who’s been allowed to do whatever he wants by the entire world for his entire life.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
“The whole MTG thing and the Zohran thing are 7D chess smokescreens, he knew Epstein would…” STOP! He’s a stupid old man who’s been allowed to do whatever he wants by the entire world for his entire life.
We’ve never needed a hero more
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We’ve never needed a hero more
Lol this Niners Panthers game is the Turnover Bowl
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Lol this Niners Panthers game is the Turnover Bowl
I’ve heard some people say now we’re cookin with gas, and still others say now we’re cookin with Crisco. Me personally I say now we’re cookin with poop.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I’ve heard some people say now we’re cookin with gas, and still others say now we’re cookin with Crisco. Me personally I say now we’re cookin with poop.
I wish I was the unpopular foreman of a gritty crew. I’d trudge around pulling up my pants yelling, “Get back to work ya buncha bozos!”
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I wish I was the unpopular foreman of a gritty crew. I’d trudge around pulling up my pants yelling, “Get back to work ya buncha bozos!”
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself