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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 1h

Yep. He did that song Locomotion

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 1h

Just found out that Tone Loc, star of Ace Ventura Pet Detective, had a musical career

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 2h

Oh yeah, that was right before he went down.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

The men in my family die young of heart disease, so based on this evidence, I’m switching to an all fast food and speed diet

Reuters @reuters.com · 3h

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says reut.rs/4mZNZbu

Trump, 79, has "cardiac age" of 65-year-old, doctor says

Donald Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age."

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

I bet Alan Dershowitz is thinking about those pierogies right now. Or kids. One or the other for sure though.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Blewtuals

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

BREAKING: President Trump has signed an executive order renaming the title of President to King of Power, but only for him and the title goes back to President after that forever.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Thanks buddy. And I forget sometimes too. Every once in a while, someone will post the sexy Jim Varney pics and I’ll be like it’s me!

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Yes

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

He was affiliated with the mafia btw, I should’ve mentioned that

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

You’re one of my favorite blutuals Mayor

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

The place I grew up was a huge mafia stomping ground, albeit waaay after their heyday. But our congressman did go to prison for all kinds of shit, and when he got out, he ran for his seat and almost won it lol.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

I inscribed the cake I made with trans phrases

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Don’t tell that to anyone from New Jersey, the land of hurricanes

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Would’ve been grosser if he’d gone a month ago. Happy one month anniversary

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Ok I researched it. New Jersey is the only state with that ridiculous law.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Lol, I guessed Maryland

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Maybe it was New Jersey he was from, but I thought it was Maryland for some reason. I can’t imagine there were that many states with such a dumb fucking law.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

They’re mostly good people, but the lady who was bitching the most about it told me she was a moderate once, but then like a week later was telling me how excited she was that her son was going to see Charlie Kirk lol. That was like six months ago.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

It was optional, I think you either had to pay more for it, or you were expected to tip. But my entire life the norm I’ve known is pumping your own gas.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

Maryland? I met a guy from Maryland recently who told me they weren’t allowed to pump their own gas and I was shocked. I’m from Ohio but live in the south now, and I haven’t even seen a gas station where they offered a pump your gas since right after I started driving. It was called full service.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

I live in the south, so…

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

The ladies at work were just bitching about MSG today and then they ordered Chinese food anyway

TinCan Guy @thetincanandroid.bsky.social · 7h

MSG could save the world if SOME PEOPLE weren’t such baby assed bitches

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 3h

I went grocery shopping and the lady said she would double bag my groceries since it was raining. But the bags were plastic? I do appreciate the extra poop bags though.

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Papa Fa-Ghoul @papafazuul.bsky.social · 7h

I love that he’s in the trenches with us making fun of these astoundingly stupid freaks

Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 7h

“I have a vague idea of who Ms Rachel is and based on that here are some unimpeachable truths about her”

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 11h

her advocacy for Palestinians doesn't bother me nearly as much as she is so desperately doing all this as an actual act of transparent virtue signaling, to fill the absence she has in depth of character

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