Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
Oh hey look at this picture of you
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh hey look at this picture of you
“Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Alice, you simply do not understand. He will drain the swamp and bring rights back to the states.”
“Christ, what an asshole”
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Christ, what an asshole”
“Bitch better have my money”
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Bitch better have my money”
Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Cheers to Alice looking at him like “what the fuck is this guy’s problem”
“So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, there are no exclusive rights for anybody and nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was….wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
“So now, if I went in and made a major security issue out of it, everybody steps in. Administration steps in, there are no exclusive rights for anybody and nobody wins. So I made a decision and it was….wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call.”
me and the boys when they shoehorn a quote from night of the living dead
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
me and the boys when they shoehorn a quote from night of the living dead
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am near certain there was some generous paraphrasing here
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Because I suck pretty bad and so does the booking, ngl”
It looks like this
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It looks like this
“Haven’t seen cream like that since I wore blue jeans to the sock hop!”
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Haven’t seen cream like that since I wore blue jeans to the sock hop!”
Chelsea says “happy birthday, Maff”
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Chelsea says “happy birthday, Maff”
“Proud of you, hun!”
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Proud of you, hun!”
Chelsea hears the song of their people and responds in kind
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Chelsea hears the song of their people and responds in kind
Phone mic still sucks, synth box still rad
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Phone mic still sucks, synth box still rad
Mayor Howard says “you got this!”
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Mayor Howard says “you got this!”