Mayor Howard Vander
@mayor.bsky.social
Not so much a renaissance man as a guy who does stuff | music, pods, shitposts, YA novel, professor, brilliance, Fresca | he/him/howard | cool dude in a loose mood
There’s nothing sexier than the slither of a lady snake
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s nothing sexier than the slither of a lady snake
I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m Literally talkin bout da sopranos with a-my boy hollow as a-we speaka
Like that BioWare game nobody liked
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Like that BioWare game nobody liked
They would make you call it blankthem
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
They would make you call it blankthem
“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“Look at this one-pencil motherfucker” - future hoodlums
In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In the land of 37 pencils the boy with 38 pencils has one more or however the saying goes
Ha ha ha cry moar
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Ha ha ha cry moar
Oh hey look at this picture of you
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh hey look at this picture of you
Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh fuck in lieu of a memory tangent I’ll probably just rewatch it, thanks arlan
Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present
December 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Meteor Man is a fucking treat, even if bill Cosby seeing through walls hits way different in the present
Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Jokes on you, I’m wearing a unitard
That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That’s a piss poor use of your time, ngl
Hey look it’s Ethan hawke
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hey look it’s Ethan hawke
I don’t even know what this means
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I don’t even know what this means
I think you’re doing terrific!
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think you’re doing terrific!