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robbysimpson.bsky.social
Robby
@robbysimpson.bsky.social
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5h
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 17h
54-year-old billionaire doesn't think that the people who provide services are actually people, what a shocker
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 19h
"oh shit this affects ME now"
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
sure, our top concern is winning in the general, which is why we should roast the hell out of the Democratic establishment every time they try to force another guaranteed loser on to our plates
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
i hear ya, but if we're doing savvy electoralism, "nominating a septuagenarian establishment Dem for a must-win race in an anti-establishment environment" seems like uhhhhhhh a choice
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
yikes, wtf
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
they gotta marinate a lil bit before you eat em, it's science
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
no no no no

no

no i don't believe you

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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
"Why Am I So Awesome (A 12-Part Retrospective)"
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
fucking jumpscare lmao
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
[record scratch]
[music cue: The Who, "Baba O'Reilly"]
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
BEAT ME TO IT lol
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 1d
hey Zach quick question when and where was that photo taken
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 2d
I'm sure it's fine that bluesky sucks at moderation, it's not like any of us here have ever abandoned a social media platform due to capricious moderation decisions
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 2d
you know what would humanize ICE agents? being able to see their face, name, and badge number
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 4d
Belichick's roster make look outmatched now, but they're going to absolutely ball out against Clemson's third string
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 4d
the man literally never coached college, you have to assume he thought it was just gonna be minor league NFL
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 4d
"six foot" has long been what I have aspired to but that shit ain't happening either lol
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
he lied and only gullible journalists fell for it

there, saved you a click
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
genuinely surprised someone has recorded a moody cover of "Friends In Low Places" for exactly this purpose
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
any 44-year-old who has intimate knowledge of any 20-year-old's sex life (let alone *their child's*) should have their hard drive looked at
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
yeah, instead you should do things that always work, like responding to good faith criticism with snarky quips
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
nice argument. unfortunately i have already depicted you as the trent reznor and me as the david bowie.
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Robby @robbysimpson.bsky.social · 5d
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