I’m still shook thinking about this thing I read that up until about 80-100 years ago most people’s days were concerned with how they’d get enough food
December 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’m still shook thinking about this thing I read that up until about 80-100 years ago most people’s days were concerned with how they’d get enough food
My favorite phone software choice is to automatically go back to the top of the 15,000 word article you’re halfway through if you leave it for a second
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My favorite phone software choice is to automatically go back to the top of the 15,000 word article you’re halfway through if you leave it for a second
“We’re going to Tampa for New Years Eve” sounds like something a tattoo artist and his stripper gf would say but it’s me and my sister
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“We’re going to Tampa for New Years Eve” sounds like something a tattoo artist and his stripper gf would say but it’s me and my sister
This is the dumbest blog post I’ve ever written and that’s really saying something
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Why is it so fucking cold
We don't know
garbagecityfc.beehiiv.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This is the dumbest blog post I’ve ever written and that’s really saying something
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garbagecityfc.beehiiv.com/p/why-is-it-...
If you haven’t watched I Love LA it’s episode 4 when Elijah Woods says “I’m not just a fuck machine” while listening to All Star by Smash Mouth
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If you haven’t watched I Love LA it’s episode 4 when Elijah Woods says “I’m not just a fuck machine” while listening to All Star by Smash Mouth
No shit? What a wild coincidence
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
No shit? What a wild coincidence
If you remember Erik Estrada shilling for Lake Shastina lots you too are a Gen X who woke up too early on a Sunday morning
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If you remember Erik Estrada shilling for Lake Shastina lots you too are a Gen X who woke up too early on a Sunday morning
Doop derp I’m Ross Douthat bloop beep I have to write little columns about nothing
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Doop derp I’m Ross Douthat bloop beep I have to write little columns about nothing
Songs been out for 52 years and I still don’t know what a real estate novelist is
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Songs been out for 52 years and I still don’t know what a real estate novelist is
You shouldn’t be allowed to be Bo Jackson as a college player now. We’ve done that. Get your own name. It’s like having a second Gordon Lightfoot.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You shouldn’t be allowed to be Bo Jackson as a college player now. We’ve done that. Get your own name. It’s like having a second Gordon Lightfoot.
My neighbor who has 2 cars solely for the purpose of taking up 2 parking spots on our block and when he rarely uses one of them, moves a third car from his garage to hold the space
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My neighbor who has 2 cars solely for the purpose of taking up 2 parking spots on our block and when he rarely uses one of them, moves a third car from his garage to hold the space
So does FIFA give a peace prize from now on to whoever’s hosting or was that a one off just for President Bestest Boy
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So does FIFA give a peace prize from now on to whoever’s hosting or was that a one off just for President Bestest Boy
We love a bartender who calls customers “honey” and “love” but this one just said “anything else my lover?” and that might be a bit much
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
We love a bartender who calls customers “honey” and “love” but this one just said “anything else my lover?” and that might be a bit much
I’m sure this is true in most places but I live in San Francisco where the local Democratic Party is a roiling ball of chaos that makes the Politburo look like a knitting club
from a state party director
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’m sure this is true in most places but I live in San Francisco where the local Democratic Party is a roiling ball of chaos that makes the Politburo look like a knitting club
Imagine trying to make travel plans to come to America not knowing where the fucking matches will be
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Imagine trying to make travel plans to come to America not knowing where the fucking matches will be
I don’t want to say my wife is prone to hyperbole but she did say the new iPhone update is her 13th reason why
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I don’t want to say my wife is prone to hyperbole but she did say the new iPhone update is her 13th reason why
Gonna be some real judicial David Copperfield shit when they put the new California map on hold while letting Texas sail
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Gonna be some real judicial David Copperfield shit when they put the new California map on hold while letting Texas sail
The fact that this pouting shit for brains keeps getting book deals and jobs is a stain on the entire US publishing and journalism industry
@timmiller.bsky.social: "He's being nominated to HHS Secretary…You had information that you could have shared…and you didn't share anything about him. Why? Did you still love him?"
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
Olivia Nuzzi: "I don't know how to responsibly handle this on camera." lnk.thebulwark.com/4ozkaz8?utm_...
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The fact that this pouting shit for brains keeps getting book deals and jobs is a stain on the entire US publishing and journalism industry
Type of day in SF where you can pass someone wearing a ski jacket and someone wearing flip flops and a tank top and THEYRE BOTH RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Type of day in SF where you can pass someone wearing a ski jacket and someone wearing flip flops and a tank top and THEYRE BOTH RIGHT
It’s fine to hate read it but under no circumstances can you buy it, pirate it from some shady site on PDF
Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Review: Yes, we give you permission to hate-read 'American Canto'
Political journalist Olivia Nuzzi has dazzled the media with scandals, but her prose is less sparkling. Her much-anticipated new memoir is rife with arrogance and thin on sourcing.
www.latimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It’s fine to hate read it but under no circumstances can you buy it, pirate it from some shady site on PDF
This is no different than if Obama had announced increased child support enforcement on white men in Alabama
Officials prepare immigration operation in Minnesota that would focus on Somali immigrants, source tells AP, as Trump says he doesn't want Somalis in U.S.
Federal authorities plan operation in Minnesota focusing on Somali immigrants, AP source says
Federal authorities are preparing an immigration enforcement operation in Minnesota, focusing on Somali immigrants living unlawfully in the U.S.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is no different than if Obama had announced increased child support enforcement on white men in Alabama
Ok I kinda respect this scam because who doesn’t want to see the inside of the Olympic Club
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Ok I kinda respect this scam because who doesn’t want to see the inside of the Olympic Club
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
(It was from an Iowa area code tho, blew it)
lol he is so fucking bored
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
lol he is so fucking bored
