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@senatorgiggity.bsky.social
Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
Guess who is cutting the turkey from the hallway this year
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Guess who is cutting the turkey from the hallway this year
K well we have a prime suspect
"THIS MAY SOUND SICK": An ominous call to a radio station sparked an investigation after a man informed the host he found a dead person in the woods — all on the air. https://www.wfla.com/news/national/man-calls-radio-station-after-finding-body-in-woods-sparks-investigation/
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
K well we have a prime suspect
Because the current administration is offended by perceived lack of wealth
A Trump official advises travelers to choose casual yet presentable attire over loungewear for their journeys.
Why a Federal Program Is Encouraging Flyers to Dress Better
A Trump official advises travelers to choose casual yet presentable attire over loungewear for their journeys.
time.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Because the current administration is offended by perceived lack of wealth
Clusterfuck
WARNER BROS. DISCOVERY SEEKS IMPROVED BUYOUT BIDS BY DEC. 1, ASKS POTENTIAL BUYERS TO SWEETEN THEIR OFFERS
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Clusterfuck
MUST BE NICE
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
MUST BE NICE
This person is a pervert
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This person is a pervert
Are they patrolling a nursing home
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Are they patrolling a nursing home
When reached for comment:
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When reached for comment:
It can't be that bad...oh Jesus that's bleak
this is the saddest thing i've ever read
Donald Trump takes jabs at political opponents — including Gov. JB Pritzker — at annual turkey pardoning
President Donald Trump plans to bestow ceremonial pardons on two turkeys and fly to his private Florida resort on Tuesday to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday interlude during what has been a turbu…
www.chicagotribune.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It can't be that bad...oh Jesus that's bleak
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I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I quit drinking because this is me after like two beers
Thiel is a dangerous, delusional psychopath
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thiel is a dangerous, delusional psychopath
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Donald Trump sent more money to bail out Argentina than it would have cost to extend the ACA tax credits for just 1 year.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Donald Trump sent more money to bail out Argentina than it would have cost to extend the ACA tax credits for just 1 year.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
I don't plan to let anyone forget it.
I'm about to make a terrible financial decision
This 1972 Chevrolet K10 4×4 pickup was purchased by the owner in 2022 and subsequently refurbished and modified. It's listed now on BaT!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1972-chevrolet-k10-pickup-39/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1972-chevrolet-k10-pickup-39/
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm about to make a terrible financial decision
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
Do not look away
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Do not look away
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tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
tech bro: i have made Artificial General Intelligence
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
programmer: you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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“Eat shit. I said what I said.”
MS NOW confirms: The FBI is working with Capitol Police to schedule interviews with the six Democratic lawmakers who urged service members to refuse to comply with illegal orders.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Eat shit. I said what I said.”
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Oh you want to argue with me? Good luck buddy the most you’ll get out of that is winning an argument against an idiot
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh you want to argue with me? Good luck buddy the most you’ll get out of that is winning an argument against an idiot
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Was there an Amazon link to paper towels in the story
At this point, the Washpost edit page is just trolling its readers.
This is today's actual house editorial.
This is today's actual house editorial.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Was there an Amazon link to paper towels in the story
We are an INSANELY wealthy country that can't seem to afford basic infrastructure
Trump’s Energy Secretary Wants Walmart Backup Generators Powering U.S. Grid
Chris Wright acknowledged prices are still rising
meidasnews.com/news/trumps-...
Chris Wright acknowledged prices are still rising
meidasnews.com/news/trumps-...
Trump’s Energy Secretary Wants Walmart Backup Generators Powering U.S. Grid
Chris Wright acknowledged prices are still rising
meidasnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are an INSANELY wealthy country that can't seem to afford basic infrastructure
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So, let's first discuss how this is not the purpose of science
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So, let's first discuss how this is not the purpose of science
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‘Billionaires’
‘Poor people!’
‘Billionaires’
‘The middle classes aren’t doing enough!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Immigrants! So many immigrants! All of them coming over here and and CONTRIBUTING!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Fine. Fine! We hear you.’
‘Thank Fuck’
‘Can’t throw milkshakes at us if they’re taxed, peasants!’
‘Poor people!’
‘Billionaires’
‘The middle classes aren’t doing enough!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Immigrants! So many immigrants! All of them coming over here and and CONTRIBUTING!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Fine. Fine! We hear you.’
‘Thank Fuck’
‘Can’t throw milkshakes at us if they’re taxed, peasants!’
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
‘Billionaires’
‘Poor people!’
‘Billionaires’
‘The middle classes aren’t doing enough!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Immigrants! So many immigrants! All of them coming over here and and CONTRIBUTING!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Fine. Fine! We hear you.’
‘Thank Fuck’
‘Can’t throw milkshakes at us if they’re taxed, peasants!’
‘Poor people!’
‘Billionaires’
‘The middle classes aren’t doing enough!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Immigrants! So many immigrants! All of them coming over here and and CONTRIBUTING!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Fine. Fine! We hear you.’
‘Thank Fuck’
‘Can’t throw milkshakes at us if they’re taxed, peasants!’
Everyone loves a pedantic Nazi
Gregory Bovino’s deposition is out. Check here and @chicagotribune.com for highlights. Throughout, Bovino was evasive and combative. In this, while being asked about a photo showing him throwing tear gas, Bovino said: “You said canister. I threw two. That’s plural.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Everyone loves a pedantic Nazi
Have 2 people arguing with me that Florida is/was progressive because we had Bob Graham as governor
Bob Graham was governor when the Challenger exploded
Bob Graham was governor when the Challenger exploded
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Have 2 people arguing with me that Florida is/was progressive because we had Bob Graham as governor
Bob Graham was governor when the Challenger exploded
Bob Graham was governor when the Challenger exploded
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NYT salivating at the chance to make this Nazi a columnist
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
NYT salivating at the chance to make this Nazi a columnist