Bryan Toporek
@btoporek.bsky.social
Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at On SI, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
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The Sixers got flattened in the third quarter on the final game of a west-coast roadie.
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sixers Star Front and Center in Ugly Loss to Portland Trail Blazers
Joel Embiid and two other Sixers were late scratches on the final stop of a' five-game west road trip, and Philadelphia was mentally on the plane home by the ti
www.si.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The Sixers got flattened in the third quarter on the final game of a west-coast roadie.
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
For people who haven't been paying attention to Andre Drummond this year, having Andre Drummond hit a corner 3 against you must feel so demoralizing
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
For people who haven't been paying attention to Andre Drummond this year, having Andre Drummond hit a corner 3 against you must feel so demoralizing
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If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
The Sixers have two (2) healthy guards under the age of 40 tonight.
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The Sixers have two (2) healthy guards under the age of 40 tonight.
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
Bryan Toporek is now DOUBTFUL for tonight’s Sixers-Blazers game
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
No Joel Embiid. Dominick Barlow or Quentin Grimes. Depth is about to get tested tonight.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bryan Toporek is now DOUBTFUL for tonight’s Sixers-Blazers game
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
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Chess, not checkers.
Stew might as well book a Tuesday flight to Cancun while he's waiting for the game to end. His All-Star break starts now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Chess, not checkers.
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Quick tip to figure skating fans from the NBA world: never Google Laurence Fournier Beaudry
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Quick tip to figure skating fans from the NBA world: never Google Laurence Fournier Beaudry
Elon’s post is giving off more Divorced Guy energy than previously thought possible
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Elon’s post is giving off more Divorced Guy energy than previously thought possible
Today is a day that ends in Y, so there was another school shooting in the U.S. today
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bethesdamagazine.com/2026/02/09/w...
One student shot in shooting at Wootton High in Rockville, police say
One person was shot in a shooting that occurred inside Thomas S. Wootton High School in Rockville on Monday afternoon.
bethesdamagazine.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Today is a day that ends in Y, so there was another school shooting in the U.S. today
bethesdamagazine.com/2026/02/09/w...
bethesdamagazine.com/2026/02/09/w...
The Jazz—who have every incentive to lose this season—benched Markkanen, JJJ and Nurkic in the fourth quarter of a game on Saturday that they were leading until the end.
But that's OK because it wasn't a nationally televised game, I guess?
But that's OK because it wasn't a nationally televised game, I guess?
NBA investigating Thunder for player absences due to injury during nationally-televised game vs. Spurs last week, per Dan Woike.
February 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
The Jazz—who have every incentive to lose this season—benched Markkanen, JJJ and Nurkic in the fourth quarter of a game on Saturday that they were leading until the end.
But that's OK because it wasn't a nationally televised game, I guess?
But that's OK because it wasn't a nationally televised game, I guess?
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Sixers rookie sensation VJ Edgecombe on instagram:
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Sixers rookie sensation VJ Edgecombe on instagram:
Daryl Morey made waves last week when he said the Sixers had sold high on Jared McCain.
At On SI, I provided the context behind those seemingly brutally honest comments:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
At On SI, I provided the context behind those seemingly brutally honest comments:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
What Sixers President Daryl Morey Meant About 'Selling High' on Jared McCain
Daryl Morey's quote about selling high on Jared McCain wasn't as brutally honest as it might appear at first glance.
www.si.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Daryl Morey made waves last week when he said the Sixers had sold high on Jared McCain.
At On SI, I provided the context behind those seemingly brutally honest comments:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
At On SI, I provided the context behind those seemingly brutally honest comments:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
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The Chicago Bulls began their long-overdue teardown last week, but the paltry haul they got in return should serve as a cautionary tale to other teams that aren't willing to face reality about their chances to contend.
My latest:
www.forbes.com/sites/bryant...
My latest:
www.forbes.com/sites/bryant...
Chicago Bulls Are A Cautionary Tale To NBA Teams That Push Off Rebuilding
The Bulls already wasted precious time that they should have been spending on roster-building and player development. They aren't going to get it back, either.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The Chicago Bulls began their long-overdue teardown last week, but the paltry haul they got in return should serve as a cautionary tale to other teams that aren't willing to face reality about their chances to contend.
My latest:
www.forbes.com/sites/bryant...
My latest:
www.forbes.com/sites/bryant...
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BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 10:31 AM
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
Republicans are mad about Bad Bunny when their administration is doing this.
Hague.
Hague.
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Republicans are mad about Bad Bunny when their administration is doing this.
Hague.
Hague.
My wife is a lung transplant doctor and has had patients tell her that AI is eventually gonna replace her.
About that.
About that.
one chatbot told a participant in this study to go lay down in the dark when he was presenting with a brain hemorrhage... what are we even doing
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
www.404media.co/chatbots-hea...
Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds
Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
My wife is a lung transplant doctor and has had patients tell her that AI is eventually gonna replace her.
About that.
About that.
The thing I keep wondering:
If profits/productivity skyrocket but AI leads to mass unemployment, are companies going to start making up for the massive tax deficit that's going to result in? i.e., are they finally going to start paying their fair share?
If profits/productivity skyrocket but AI leads to mass unemployment, are companies going to start making up for the massive tax deficit that's going to result in? i.e., are they finally going to start paying their fair share?
Hassett: "There's a chance that job creation lags, productivity skyrockets, profits skyrocket, GDP skyrockets, but then all of the sudden you're making 20 widgets and you can make 20 widgets with fewer persons, and then that person has to find a new job. I think that kind of transition could happen"
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The thing I keep wondering:
If profits/productivity skyrocket but AI leads to mass unemployment, are companies going to start making up for the massive tax deficit that's going to result in? i.e., are they finally going to start paying their fair share?
If profits/productivity skyrocket but AI leads to mass unemployment, are companies going to start making up for the massive tax deficit that's going to result in? i.e., are they finally going to start paying their fair share?
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
"hey guys thanks for inviting me, the biggest artist on the planet, to your wedding but i have an idea: would you instead like to get married during my super bowl halftime show set" really is one of the coolest things to ever happen
First off, this thread is amazing.
It also details how Bad Bunny dropped a Taylor Swift-esque number of easter eggs into his show tonight, but all of the worst people you know are still mad because they didn't understand his lyrics
It also details how Bad Bunny dropped a Taylor Swift-esque number of easter eggs into his show tonight, but all of the worst people you know are still mad because they didn't understand his lyrics
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 AM
First off, this thread is amazing.
It also details how Bad Bunny dropped a Taylor Swift-esque number of easter eggs into his show tonight, but all of the worst people you know are still mad because they didn't understand his lyrics
It also details how Bad Bunny dropped a Taylor Swift-esque number of easter eggs into his show tonight, but all of the worst people you know are still mad because they didn't understand his lyrics
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My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.
This is narrative gold.
Cannot wait to read some of the stories that come from Darnold’s saga.
(Looks like @kalynkahler.bsky.social already had a head start there!)
Cannot wait to read some of the stories that come from Darnold’s saga.
(Looks like @kalynkahler.bsky.social already had a head start there!)
Alex Smith talks to Sam Darnold about his journey, Sam talks about how important his parents have been to him
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
This is narrative gold.
Cannot wait to read some of the stories that come from Darnold’s saga.
(Looks like @kalynkahler.bsky.social already had a head start there!)
Cannot wait to read some of the stories that come from Darnold’s saga.
(Looks like @kalynkahler.bsky.social already had a head start there!)