Bryan Toporek
@btoporek.bsky.social
Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at Liberty Ballers, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
This goes for Amazon, too.
Remember when it wasn’t 80% cheap dropshipped garbage?
Remember when it wasn’t 80% cheap dropshipped garbage?
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This goes for Amazon, too.
Remember when it wasn’t 80% cheap dropshipped garbage?
Remember when it wasn’t 80% cheap dropshipped garbage?
Do we *have* to let an NFC South team into the playoffs this year...?
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Do we *have* to let an NFC South team into the playoffs this year...?
The Commanders are 4.5 games out of a wild-card spot and 5 games behind the Eagles for the NFC East lead.
Why bring your franchise QB back to play out the string on a lost season when he's already gotten hurt twice this year?
Why bring your franchise QB back to play out the string on a lost season when he's already gotten hurt twice this year?
Report: Jayden Daniels to practice this week, unlikely to play against Broncos.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Report: Jayden Daniels to practice this week, unlikely to play against Broncos
Commanders quarterback Jayden Daniels is making progress in his return from a dislocated left elbow.
www.nbcsports.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Commanders are 4.5 games out of a wild-card spot and 5 games behind the Eagles for the NFC East lead.
Why bring your franchise QB back to play out the string on a lost season when he's already gotten hurt twice this year?
Why bring your franchise QB back to play out the string on a lost season when he's already gotten hurt twice this year?
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I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
That MAGA Account Might Be a Troll From Pakistan
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
The Sixers' record during the three years of the Process:
19-63
18-64
10-72
The Wizards' record over the last three seasons:
15-67
18-64
1-15
At @libertyballers.bsky.social, I ask: When is it time to send in the Colangelos to Washington?
www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...
19-63
18-64
10-72
The Wizards' record over the last three seasons:
15-67
18-64
1-15
At @libertyballers.bsky.social, I ask: When is it time to send in the Colangelos to Washington?
www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...
Where is the national outrage about the Washington Wizards’ rebuild?
The Wizards have a worse record over the past few seasons than the Process Sixers did. Send in the Colangelos!
www.libertyballers.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The Sixers' record during the three years of the Process:
19-63
18-64
10-72
The Wizards' record over the last three seasons:
15-67
18-64
1-15
At @libertyballers.bsky.social, I ask: When is it time to send in the Colangelos to Washington?
www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...
19-63
18-64
10-72
The Wizards' record over the last three seasons:
15-67
18-64
1-15
At @libertyballers.bsky.social, I ask: When is it time to send in the Colangelos to Washington?
www.libertyballers.com/76ers-analys...
I'm sorry, there's an NBA game starting at 11 p.m. ET tomorrow?!?!?
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm sorry, there's an NBA game starting at 11 p.m. ET tomorrow?!?!?
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Let's say you have a coworker who 30% of the time is really helpful and makes your job easier. But 70% of the time you have to do basically double the work to cover for them.
Would you want to keep working with that coworker?
That's the Zion conundrum
Would you want to keep working with that coworker?
That's the Zion conundrum
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Let's say you have a coworker who 30% of the time is really helpful and makes your job easier. But 70% of the time you have to do basically double the work to cover for them.
Would you want to keep working with that coworker?
That's the Zion conundrum
Would you want to keep working with that coworker?
That's the Zion conundrum
Saw a Cybertruck with a Don’t Tread On Me license plate today.
What a brave way to admit to the world that you’re going to die a virgin.
What a brave way to admit to the world that you’re going to die a virgin.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Saw a Cybertruck with a Don’t Tread On Me license plate today.
What a brave way to admit to the world that you’re going to die a virgin.
What a brave way to admit to the world that you’re going to die a virgin.
2022: The Eagles make the Super Bowl
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
2022: The Eagles make the Super Bowl
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
2023: One of their coordinators is completely unqualified and sinks their season
2024: The Eagles make (and win!) the Super Bowl
2025: One of their coordinators…
SEND. IN. THE. COLANGELOS.
"The Wizards have lost 16 games in a row four times. Three of those times happened in the last two seasons."
www.bulletsforever.com/washington-w...
www.bulletsforever.com/washington-w...
The Wizards are closing in on a franchise record losing streak again
Your best source for quality Washington Wizards news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.
www.bulletsforever.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
SEND. IN. THE. COLANGELOS.
Surely Eagles fans and the media will handle them blowing a 21-point lead against the Cowboys well
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Surely Eagles fans and the media will handle them blowing a 21-point lead against the Cowboys well
Did I just take bath salts and not realize it?
The Jameis Winston experience, summed up in one play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did I just take bath salts and not realize it?
I do not want to hear "Buffalo Bills" or "Baltimore Ravens" and "Super Bowl" in the same sentence this year, please and thank you
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I do not want to hear "Buffalo Bills" or "Baltimore Ravens" and "Super Bowl" in the same sentence this year, please and thank you
I think we might have a few fairly obvious wrong-team-favored situations today…
(Yes, I know JJ McCarthy is cheeks.)
(Yes, I know JJ McCarthy is cheeks.)
Packers QB Jordan Love is a go today, but he'll be fighting through an AC joint sprain in his left shoulder. This injury (aka separated shoulder) left Love visibly bruised and if it was his right shoulder, he wouldn't be playing. Instead, he was full go in practice.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I think we might have a few fairly obvious wrong-team-favored situations today…
(Yes, I know JJ McCarthy is cheeks.)
(Yes, I know JJ McCarthy is cheeks.)
Nikola Jokic is gonna have to average 40-point triple-doubles at this rate.
I still believe the Nuggets are the biggest threat to OKC this year... but these injuries are not helping.
I still believe the Nuggets are the biggest threat to OKC this year... but these injuries are not helping.
Denver Nuggets forward Aaron Gordon has sustained a Grade 2 right hamstring strain and will be re-evaluated in 4-to-6 weeks, sources tell ESPN.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Nikola Jokic is gonna have to average 40-point triple-doubles at this rate.
I still believe the Nuggets are the biggest threat to OKC this year... but these injuries are not helping.
I still believe the Nuggets are the biggest threat to OKC this year... but these injuries are not helping.
Get those wiggles out, Dolly.
(Go Birds.)
(Go Birds.)
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Get those wiggles out, Dolly.
(Go Birds.)
(Go Birds.)
There's a non-zero chance that Tyrese Maxey dies on the court today
VJ Edgecombe is OUT today vs. the Heat.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There's a non-zero chance that Tyrese Maxey dies on the court today
No matter what happens today, the Eagles are still the defending Super Bowl champions, while the Cowboys haven’t even made it to the NFC title game since I was in elementary school.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
No matter what happens today, the Eagles are still the defending Super Bowl champions, while the Cowboys haven’t even made it to the NFC title game since I was in elementary school.
Go Birds.
Go Birds.
looooooooooool
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given surprising new insight into the online “America First” movement.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
trib.al
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
looooooooooool
Going to Broadway after the Eagles win the Super Bowl in Nashville sounds like my dream and my nightmare all wrapped in one
Roger Goodell: Nashville is a Super Bowl-ready city building a great stage.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Roger Goodell: Nashville is a Super Bowl-ready city building a great stage
The new Nissan Stadium, the future home of the Titans, is set to open in 2027.
www.nbcsports.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Going to Broadway after the Eagles win the Super Bowl in Nashville sounds like my dream and my nightmare all wrapped in one
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When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
When I talk to students about public speaking or teaching, I always bring this up: Just tell people when you don't know something! It's remarkably powerful b/c it signals to your audience that you know the boundaries of your expertise and they can trust what you DO talk about.
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The Tyrese Maxey Foundation turkey drive gave away 1,000 meals two years ago and 2,000 meals last year. This year, it's 3,000.
Tyrese Maxey's goal for the future?
"Just keep feeding families, man. Just keep making people happy."
Tyrese Maxey's goal for the future?
"Just keep feeding families, man. Just keep making people happy."
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The Tyrese Maxey Foundation turkey drive gave away 1,000 meals two years ago and 2,000 meals last year. This year, it's 3,000.
Tyrese Maxey's goal for the future?
"Just keep feeding families, man. Just keep making people happy."
Tyrese Maxey's goal for the future?
"Just keep feeding families, man. Just keep making people happy."