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Bryan Toporek
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Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at On SI, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
Any Democrat who votes to give a single cent to ICE moving forward should be primaried into the center of the earth
During a congressional visit, Congressman Joaquin Castro discovered that babies as young as two months old are being held at the Dilley, Texas Family Concentration Camp. (February 10, 2026)
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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‘No Reason He Should Have Died’: Alex Pretti’s Parents Open Up

I'm gifting this article.
‘No Reason He Should Have Died’: Alex Pretti’s Parents Open Up
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Having the Olympics start right around the NBA trade deadline + Super Bowl = dumb

Having the Olympics on during one of the otherwise most boring sports weeks of the year = smart
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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"Remove Your Ring Camera with a Claw Hammer," by @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social: www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I know the job market is tough out there, but my brother in Christ, just go get a job

www.espn.com/college-foot...
Montana LB Tuliaupupu granted 9th year of eligibility by NCAA
Montana linebacker Solomon Tuliaupupu will return for the 2026 season after being granted a ninth year of eligibility by the NCAA.
www.espn.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The most-viewed TV program in U.S. history is still the Eagles going belt-to-ass on the Chiefs? Sad!
NEWS: The actual numbers from the Super Bowl are now in, per Nielsen.

•Seahawks-Patriots averaged 124.9 million viewers, second-most watched SB in U.S. history behind last year.

•The halftime show averaged 128.2 million viewers in the U.S. Full global viewership will be available early next week.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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wrote about Michael J. Fox's appearance on Shrinking, which was cool for a lot of reasons, some of them pretty important to me

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Tell 'Em, Michael J. Fox
I'm going to make this about me, eventually, but not before we talk about how cool this was.
type-click-type.ghost.io
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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Now up to 5 of the last season’s top 15 players ineligible. Nikola Jokić (16 missed games) and Stephen Curry (15) are close.
LeBron James will miss his 18th game of the season tonight and will be ineligible for postseason awards
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The NBA brought in a bunch of private equity owners and now they're doing their typical private equity thing to the NBA
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
That is exactly where I’d expect people with measles to go, this checks out
D.C. health officials are warning of possible exposure to measles after three people with the illness made several stops in the region in recent weeks, including at the National March for Life rally and concert and Catholic University.
D.C. probing measles cases, says March for Life among potential exposure sites
D.C. Health says three people with measles visited the city, and Virginia reported a confirmed case in a child.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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"It turns out that implementing our signature policy on a national scale is actually terrible for everybody. You're welcome."
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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The Sixers got flattened in the third quarter on the final game of a west-coast roadie.

Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:

www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sixers Star Front and Center in Ugly Loss to Portland Trail Blazers
Joel Embiid and two other Sixers were late scratches on the final stop of a' five-game west road trip, and Philadelphia was mentally on the plane home by the ti
www.si.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
For people who haven't been paying attention to Andre Drummond this year, having Andre Drummond hit a corner 3 against you must feel so demoralizing
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The Sixers have two (2) healthy guards under the age of 40 tonight.

If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Bryan Toporek is now DOUBTFUL for tonight’s Sixers-Blazers game
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
No Joel Embiid. Dominick Barlow or Quentin Grimes. Depth is about to get tested tonight.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Chess, not checkers.
Stew might as well book a Tuesday flight to Cancun while he's waiting for the game to end. His All-Star break starts now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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Quick tip to figure skating fans from the NBA world: never Google Laurence Fournier Beaudry
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Elon’s post is giving off more Divorced Guy energy than previously thought possible
This is one of things. Bigtime.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM