Bryan Toporek
@btoporek.bsky.social
Senior multiplatform editor at Bleacher Report, contributor at On SI, Forbes Sports, FanSided and Silver Screen & Roll, and a Process truster until the bitter end.
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new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
That is exactly where I’d expect people with measles to go, this checks out
D.C. health officials are warning of possible exposure to measles after three people with the illness made several stops in the region in recent weeks, including at the National March for Life rally and concert and Catholic University.
D.C. probing measles cases, says March for Life among potential exposure sites
D.C. Health says three people with measles visited the city, and Virginia reported a confirmed case in a child.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
That is exactly where I’d expect people with measles to go, this checks out
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Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
Having Mr. Beast at All-Star Weekend last year had me like
a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie
Alt: a man with a mustache is wearing a striped shirt and a tie
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Having Mr. Beast at All-Star Weekend last year had me like
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"It turns out that implementing our signature policy on a national scale is actually terrible for everybody. You're welcome."
Peter Navarro: "The jobs report comes out tomorrow. We have to revise our expectations down significantly for what a monthly job number should look like ... Wall Street has to adjust for the fact that we're deporting millions of illegals out of the job market."
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
"It turns out that implementing our signature policy on a national scale is actually terrible for everybody. You're welcome."
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The Sixers got flattened in the third quarter on the final game of a west-coast roadie.
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sixers Star Front and Center in Ugly Loss to Portland Trail Blazers
Joel Embiid and two other Sixers were late scratches on the final stop of a' five-game west road trip, and Philadelphia was mentally on the plane home by the ti
www.si.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 AM
The Sixers got flattened in the third quarter on the final game of a west-coast roadie.
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
Sure, they were short-handed, but a particularly disappointing game for Tyrese Maxey:
www.si.com/nba/76ers/on...
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Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS
Andre Drummond had 18 made threes over the first 13 years of his NBA career.
He's up to 19 in 39 games this year.
(Ben Simmons made five threes across his entire NBA career, for frame of reference.)
He's up to 19 in 39 games this year.
(Ben Simmons made five threes across his entire NBA career, for frame of reference.)
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Andre Drummond had 18 made threes over the first 13 years of his NBA career.
He's up to 19 in 39 games this year.
(Ben Simmons made five threes across his entire NBA career, for frame of reference.)
He's up to 19 in 39 games this year.
(Ben Simmons made five threes across his entire NBA career, for frame of reference.)
For people who haven't been paying attention to Andre Drummond this year, having Andre Drummond hit a corner 3 against you must feel so demoralizing
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
For people who haven't been paying attention to Andre Drummond this year, having Andre Drummond hit a corner 3 against you must feel so demoralizing
Bryan Toporek has been upgraded to PROBABLE for tonight's Sixers-Blazers game
First Sixers minutes upcoming for Beauchamp
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Bryan Toporek has been upgraded to PROBABLE for tonight's Sixers-Blazers game
It was a tax dump that returned legitimate assets (and is therefore more justifiable than the KJ dump last year). But seeing what Barlow got + how much space they have left under the tax line, they needed to dump basically this exact amount of salary to duck the tax. Highly doubt that's coincidental
February 10, 2026 at 3:49 AM
It was a tax dump that returned legitimate assets (and is therefore more justifiable than the KJ dump last year). But seeing what Barlow got + how much space they have left under the tax line, they needed to dump basically this exact amount of salary to duck the tax. Highly doubt that's coincidental
In a completely unrelated note, Jared McCain and Isaiah Joe are 5-of-5 overall (and 4-of-4 from deep) for the Thunder so far tonight
February 10, 2026 at 3:46 AM
In a completely unrelated note, Jared McCain and Isaiah Joe are 5-of-5 overall (and 4-of-4 from deep) for the Thunder so far tonight
It's OK, Tyrese Maxey will just play all 48 minutes, what could go wrong
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It's OK, Tyrese Maxey will just play all 48 minutes, what could go wrong
D'Angelo Russell will change my life (derogatory)
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
D'Angelo Russell will change my life (derogatory)
He's gotten so much better at that last part this year. Finally learned how to control/change speeds and it's been lights out this year.
February 10, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He's gotten so much better at that last part this year. Finally learned how to control/change speeds and it's been lights out this year.
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If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
Nick Nurse saw Isaiah Collier playing all 48 minutes the other night and got an idea
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Nick Nurse saw Isaiah Collier playing all 48 minutes the other night and got an idea
Let's just say Lonzo is not high on my buyout target list
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Let's just say Lonzo is not high on my buyout target list
The Sixers have two (2) healthy guards under the age of 40 tonight.
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
February 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
The Sixers have two (2) healthy guards under the age of 40 tonight.
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
If only they had another young guard in their rotation...
The good news is that they added to their depth at the trade deadline at least, right?
… right???
… right???
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The good news is that they added to their depth at the trade deadline at least, right?
… right???
… right???
Bryan Toporek is now DOUBTFUL for tonight’s Sixers-Blazers game
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
No Joel Embiid. Dominick Barlow or Quentin Grimes. Depth is about to get tested tonight.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Bryan Toporek is now DOUBTFUL for tonight’s Sixers-Blazers game
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
(Does not want to spend 2.5 hrs watching the Sixers get their teeth kicked in)
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Chess, not checkers.
Stew might as well book a Tuesday flight to Cancun while he's waiting for the game to end. His All-Star break starts now.
February 10, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Chess, not checkers.
ooh, nice, didn't know about that one!
Popcorn has been my go-to for years, will be super bummed if it's discontinued
Popcorn has been my go-to for years, will be super bummed if it's discontinued
February 9, 2026 at 10:10 PM
ooh, nice, didn't know about that one!
Popcorn has been my go-to for years, will be super bummed if it's discontinued
Popcorn has been my go-to for years, will be super bummed if it's discontinued