Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️
@hunterfelt.bsky.social
I write about music, comedy, sports and pop culture (email [email protected]). Gender under construction: working on becoming my own Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Autistic. "Newly human and strangely literal." Pic is a much younger and cuter me. 18 +
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Hunter Felt 🏳️⚧️
@hunterfelt.bsky.social
· Oct 23
A closeted trans woman gains internet micro-fame impersonating Terry Francona. She goes on to cover Super Bowls/World Series/NBA Finals/Olympics/NCAA Tournaments for a global media outlet, quits to transition in her 40s while trying to break into comedy. Her secret identity is a weirdo retail lifer.
Yams: So underrated that they've become overrated?
I like how holiday weeks are always when everybody throws out the last bits of discourse leftovers looking for something to stick while everyone is away. "Uh, apple pie fails to note WWII era Japan's war crimes, did I get that right?"
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Yams: So underrated that they've become overrated?
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i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line
i mean is this where u draw the line
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line
i mean is this where u draw the line
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We're moments away from them outlawing the Constitution. (They're already seeking its death by a thousand cuts.)
JUSTICE DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL CONFIRMS FBI HAS REQUESTED INTERVIEWS WITH SIX U.S. LAWMAKERS WHO WARNED ABOUT ILLEGAL MILITARY ORDERS
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We're moments away from them outlawing the Constitution. (They're already seeking its death by a thousand cuts.)
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The Nightmare Before Christmas is…
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
October 19, 2024 at 3:26 PM
The Nightmare Before Christmas is…
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
"a Halloween movie" -Goths
"a Christmas movie" -Normies
"a Thanksgiving movie" -Statisticians
Was Hunter Felt a 90s Mallrat? ABSOLUTELY. We knew every inch of Coastland Mall.
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
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“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Was Hunter Felt a 90s Mallrat? ABSOLUTELY. We knew every inch of Coastland Mall.
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(This is, incidentally, why people thought CDs sounded great in the 80s. Vinyl got expensive after the 1974 OPEC oil crisis, and any record pressed between then and the birth of the niche audiophile vinyl market is flimsy shit, easily scratched, all surface noise, no dynamic range.)
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
(This is, incidentally, why people thought CDs sounded great in the 80s. Vinyl got expensive after the 1974 OPEC oil crisis, and any record pressed between then and the birth of the niche audiophile vinyl market is flimsy shit, easily scratched, all surface noise, no dynamic range.)
Just talking about this with The Powers That Be!
Solid cameo in Spike-Denzel “Highest 2 Lowest” as well!
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Just talking about this with The Powers That Be!
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
Yeah I feel like that's what's implied there.
These things should always say "do you believe aliens have visited earth" bc that's the actual question that puts it in this conversation
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Yeah I feel like that's what's implied there.
He was a Boston Celtic, an "Oz" guest star and for a long stretch of time he was dating Eliza Dushku. I am a big fan!
I believe he would be the first person to have been on Party Down to run for office www.espn.com/espn/story/_...
Ex-NBA champ Fox entering Bahamian politics
Former NBA player Rick Fox will run for a legislative seat in the Bahamas in next year's general election, he announced Monday.
www.espn.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He was a Boston Celtic, an "Oz" guest star and for a long stretch of time he was dating Eliza Dushku. I am a big fan!
I mean. It's not out there to believe that there is life on other planets, given the sheer scope of the universe. I feel like it's weird to put them alongside Chupacabra or Bigfoot.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I mean. It's not out there to believe that there is life on other planets, given the sheer scope of the universe. I feel like it's weird to put them alongside Chupacabra or Bigfoot.
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Me: "Wow does this sound like Joy Division. That bass line!"
@julesette.bsky.social "It's a New Order cover."
Me: "Ah. Yes. And in fact I own the New Order album with this song on it now that I think about it"
Gotta love growing older.
@julesette.bsky.social "It's a New Order cover."
Me: "Ah. Yes. And in fact I own the New Order album with this song on it now that I think about it"
Gotta love growing older.
November 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Me: "Wow does this sound like Joy Division. That bass line!"
@julesette.bsky.social "It's a New Order cover."
Me: "Ah. Yes. And in fact I own the New Order album with this song on it now that I think about it"
Gotta love growing older.
@julesette.bsky.social "It's a New Order cover."
Me: "Ah. Yes. And in fact I own the New Order album with this song on it now that I think about it"
Gotta love growing older.
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If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If the Wicked movies can't get just one kid to hop on HBO watch Oz like George Michael on Arrested Development did it will all be worth it
I feel like it's an extremely important data point that data overwhelmingly shows that queer women have the most favorable opinions of trans people considering that TERF propaganda would have you believe that they all saw trans women as potential rapists.
LESBIANS: Trans people? You mean, our FAN CLUB?
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I feel like it's an extremely important data point that data overwhelmingly shows that queer women have the most favorable opinions of trans people considering that TERF propaganda would have you believe that they all saw trans women as potential rapists.
All pies are valid. We can debate preferences, but pie by itself is fundamentally good. It is superior to the alternative of No Pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
All pies are valid. We can debate preferences, but pie by itself is fundamentally good. It is superior to the alternative of No Pie.
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Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
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erin reed’s reporting today inflates the likelihood of an aca subsidy extension and that democrats will cede on a deal by essentially writing an entire blog post off one anonymous source without descriptors
@jael.bsky.social what do you think of this one?
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
erin reed’s reporting today inflates the likelihood of an aca subsidy extension and that democrats will cede on a deal by essentially writing an entire blog post off one anonymous source without descriptors
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Sometimes a little piece of terrible writing gets stuck in my mind.
Everyone was focused on how awful that “100 Greatest Comedies” list was. They were right. It was awful.
I’m stuck on the writer referring to Cleavon Little as a “scene stealer” in BLAZING SADDLES.
He’s the star of the movie.
Everyone was focused on how awful that “100 Greatest Comedies” list was. They were right. It was awful.
I’m stuck on the writer referring to Cleavon Little as a “scene stealer” in BLAZING SADDLES.
He’s the star of the movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sometimes a little piece of terrible writing gets stuck in my mind.
Everyone was focused on how awful that “100 Greatest Comedies” list was. They were right. It was awful.
I’m stuck on the writer referring to Cleavon Little as a “scene stealer” in BLAZING SADDLES.
He’s the star of the movie.
Everyone was focused on how awful that “100 Greatest Comedies” list was. They were right. It was awful.
I’m stuck on the writer referring to Cleavon Little as a “scene stealer” in BLAZING SADDLES.
He’s the star of the movie.
Write a short story based on this prompt.
The death metal band’s sole remaining member has launched a GoFundMe to get home to Portland
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November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Write a short story based on this prompt.
Of course I immediately clicked. Fuck.
With all due respect to @brianphillips.bsky.social, this is the single worst lede I've ever read
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Of course I immediately clicked. Fuck.
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we need to pivot away from "who cares lol" to "trans ppl matter and they are who they say they are and i will not let u harm them." trans ppl deserve sincere support not ironic deflection
its such an insult to everything we've fought for. if i could change anything it would be to make everyone see the truth
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
we need to pivot away from "who cares lol" to "trans ppl matter and they are who they say they are and i will not let u harm them." trans ppl deserve sincere support not ironic deflection
Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Buckaroo Banzai Against The World Crime League
This would be the Greatest Campaign Promise Of All Time. It's all I ever wanted.
Not gonna lie: if I was an autocratic leader who had the CEOs of tech and entertainment companies willing to kiss my ass I'd totally order the creation of "Zero Effect 2."
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This would be the Greatest Campaign Promise Of All Time. It's all I ever wanted.