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Barack Owala
@jheriseinfeld.bsky.social
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budweiser hot seat survivor / senior gas station tv correspondent
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1h
u guys can keep him
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4h
when i wake up too early on a Saturday
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 12h
The cure for the male loneliness epidemic is to win a game 5 in 15 innings
J.P. Crawford, Cal Raleigh, and Josh Naylor hug to celebrate the victory
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 19h
Cajun rando Julien St. Randeaux
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 19h
*marley voice* 🎵 i got the tariff / but i did not pay the import fee 🎵
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
nobody talks about Bradbury’s dystopian customer service novel, Karenheit 451
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David 29 Sunset @29sunset.com · 1d
When you have a job interview immediately before the Austin Powers lookalike contest
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
me: how do u respond to allegations that u are if the band jet was a guy

milei:
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
*foreigner voice* 🎵 fell those guys / with that circumcision 🎵
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
*negotiating the purchase of mids* i’m not going to mid against myself
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 1d
OOO emails be like “please be advised that i will be out of the office in celebration of the Christmas holiday, 2013,”
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
this beatdown is aligned with our company’s values & strategic vision for your kicking your ass
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
*in response to extremely-mid development* let’s gooooooooo
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
booty had me like
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
it sucks that peyton & eli manning have the nuclear football
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 2d
MY LIFESTYLE
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
ASLamar: ASMR, Odom-Style
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
when u refuse to abandon the Dockers brand after years of terrific slacks, that’s the unc cost fallacy
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 3d
the most prestigious DJs have degrees from the UK’s venerable AuxCord University
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
costume idea: Pat MacAndMe, & u wear a tank top while getting rolled off a cliff in a wheelchair
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
invoking the insurrection act to quell mark sanchez
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
MS Outlook stands for Mark Sanchez Outlook
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 4d
i’ve set up a scholarship fund for all the Bratz
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5d
the dog that just goes around saying bacon is a threat to national security
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Barack Owala @jheriseinfeld.bsky.social · 5d
mark sanchez innocence project
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