Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)
catvincent.bsky.social
Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)
@catvincent.bsky.social
Word spiv, cunning-man, queer cyborg crip. 5+ years Long Covid survivor.
REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran.
It Isn't AI and it's worse than useless.
Pinned
Since I have no intention of giving an American Red State my ID data to use fucking DM's here because of a puritanical and short-sighted British law change, if any of you want to keep in touch, I am on Signal as Cat Vincent (catvincent444.23).

NB I have a higher standard of conduct there.
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A Moss Maiden of Hookland for you this morning.
February 18, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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Actual question for theoryheads. Who said (paraphrase) that in physical warfare you attack your opponent's weakest spots and in ideological warfare the opposite?

I thought it might be Gramsci but I can't find any record of him saying anything in that area.
February 18, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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scratch a pro-AI "leftist" and they'll start defending nuclear power, the metaverse, NFTs, crypto, it's quite incredible going mildly viral on the subject
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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one more time: the uk ditched a royal over this shit. the royals do not do that over a hoax. they didn’t do it when one of their own was a nazi during ww2 ffs.
Trump: It’s a hoax. We should move on.

Trump’s DOJ: There’s nothing to investigate.

The UN: The revelations suggest a global criminal enterprise…a number of the abuses meet the legal threshold of crimes against humanity.

www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...
UN panel says Epstein abuses may constitute ‘crimes against humanity’
Experts say newly released documents show the need for an independent investigation into Epstein's sex-trafficking ring.
www.aljazeera.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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Oh, man. Tom Noonan died? His performance as Francis Dolarhyde in Manhunter is one of the most terrifying, mesmerizing I've ever seen in a film.
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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For the latest folklore, facts and fables zine and cd (no.6!), I explore the best thing ever to be on telly; Time Team. Eight tracks dedicated to eight original team members plus an illustrated zine with a 1000 word essay on why I love it.

spaceship.bandcamp.com/album/folklo...
folklore, facts and fables 6: three days to find out, by mark s. williamson
8 track album
spaceship.bandcamp.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Looking at the tide mark of mud and sewage halfway up the walls: "Well, at least it's not red tape!"
One in nine new homes in England built in areas of flood risk.

People live in constant fear, difficulty in getting affordable insurance and selling the property.

Planning laws being weakened, developers not held to account. Must invest in flood defences.
One in nine new homes in England built in areas of flood risk, study shows
Figures from Aviva also show number of homes being built in risky areas is on the rise
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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It is, in this perfectly transparent way, capitalism’s final form.

At the same time, we are being shown a cascade of hard evidence that the owner class is riddled with pedophiles, actively building global fascism and driving climate destruction.

We know what we have to do when it breaks. Be ready.
The legitimately innovative thing about AI is that it is a completely bottomless pit. It's swallowed up:

- all energy sources
- all our data
- all investment dollars
- all new jobs
- all capex
- all attention
- and now, all hardware components

with absolutely no end in sight. Nothing will satisfy.
the AI junk that nobody - including the people making it - have enough real uses or profitable demand for is screwing up all the things that have real uses and decades of profitable demand

p.s. added alt text for the quoted post's screenshot into my alt text
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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BUCKAROO BANZAI deserves to be in the Criterion Collection
February 18, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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Instead of "the left isn't paying enough attention to these machine gods" they're claiming to build, perhaps we should write an article about how effective altruists brand themselves "left", ask who is writing these articles, and trace their cults and sources of funding.
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Peaches “Fuck the Pain Away”
What song would you skate to at the Olympics?
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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They released this like this

Why would anyone ever drive a car by people who do not Look At MEASUREMENTS
February 17, 2026 at 10:25 AM
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I'm sorry, it wounds my pride that the person that wants to exterminate me for being on the spectrum works out while wearing jeans. I refuse. No. Absolutely not.
February 17, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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EU launches probe into xAI over sexualized images
Large-scale" investigation could result in massive fines.
arstechnica.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:45 PM
February 17, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.
February 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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CYBERCAB
: Unlikely to actually happen
: Steals jobs
: Ugly

CYBERCRAB
: Inevitable
: Crushes those who exploit the workers between its metal claws of justice
: Magnificent
February 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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I remember watching Master and Commander and being traumatized for life because this kid gets some splinters in his arm during an attack and.... It got infected and THEY CUT OFF HIS WHOLE ARM
any time i get cut by anything im washing it and cleaning it and bandaging it. like two hundred years ago if you cut your hand while cooking does your hand fall off or what?
February 17, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Goodnight from the Nun’s Walk Shopping Centre, where security guard Len Wall is wondering how such a new building can be so effing haunted. Goodnight from Toby Wrack, walking the long mile of Brighthaven Pier to make embassy with the King-Under-the-Sea. Goodnight from Hookland.
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM