Cat Vincent (he/him, Useless Eater)
@catvincent.bsky.social
Word spiv, cunning-man, queer cyborg crip. 5+ years Long Covid survivor.
REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran.
It Isn't AI and it's worse than useless.
REALLY Not for the Jesus-Man. No fash, no terfs, No Pasaran.
It Isn't AI and it's worse than useless.
Pinned
Since I have no intention of giving an American Red State my ID data to use fucking DM's here because of a puritanical and short-sighted British law change, if any of you want to keep in touch, I am on Signal as Cat Vincent (catvincent444.23).
NB I have a higher standard of conduct there.
NB I have a higher standard of conduct there.
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Muppets, Everywhere, All At Once
Muppetback Mountain
Muppet Wars
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Muppets, Everywhere, All At Once
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If you're the sort of person who's excited by 1750 words looking at Bauhaus bassist David J's recollectons of doing magical rituals with Alan Moore, have I got great news for you, at least assuming you can spare $5 a month to hold back the tide of enshittification by supporting independent bloggers.
LWiA 4.5: David J | Elizabeth Sandifer and Penn
Get more from Elizabeth Sandifer and Penn on Patreon
www.patreon.com
February 19, 2026 at 12:58 AM
If you're the sort of person who's excited by 1750 words looking at Bauhaus bassist David J's recollectons of doing magical rituals with Alan Moore, have I got great news for you, at least assuming you can spare $5 a month to hold back the tide of enshittification by supporting independent bloggers.
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Utterly absurd. Apparently it would have been better to let everyone get infected and die, and convincing the whole of the UK that Covid was never real seems to have worked.
Little Plague Island.
Little Plague Island.
Another nail in the parlous state of UK higher education in February 2026. More nails very sadly likely coming to an HEI near you....
UCL students win £21mn over Covid disruption in watershed settlement
Move involving 6,500 claimants is set to put pressure on other universities to compensate graduates
www.ft.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Utterly absurd. Apparently it would have been better to let everyone get infected and die, and convincing the whole of the UK that Covid was never real seems to have worked.
Little Plague Island.
Little Plague Island.
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Get ready to hear so much more “organic” discourse on here about why we need to adopt AI
"Meta is preparing to spend $65 M this year to boost state politicians who are friendly to the AI industry...To do that, Meta is quietly starting two new super PACs... The new PACs join two others already started by Meta, one of which is focused on California" www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/t...
Meta Begins $65 Million Election Push to Advance A.I. Agenda
www.nytimes.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Get ready to hear so much more “organic” discourse on here about why we need to adopt AI
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From the above piece: “I hopped over to Seedance’s website and it only took 10 seconds to find green screen footage of two stuntmen performing the same fight choreography we see in the Cruise vs Pitt scene.” youtu.be/AKDWuFSy9DA
The Seedance Tom Cruise vs Brad Pitt fight scene - how was it really made?
YouTube video by Shokunin Studio
youtu.be
February 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
From the above piece: “I hopped over to Seedance’s website and it only took 10 seconds to find green screen footage of two stuntmen performing the same fight choreography we see in the Cruise vs Pitt scene.” youtu.be/AKDWuFSy9DA
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From the trailer of "SCP:Gallionic", an indie animated short film by SOEM Studios.
Based on SCP Foundation, a wiki-based collaborative writing project, launched in 2008.
Kickstarter >> www.kickstarter.com/projects/gln...
Based on SCP Foundation, a wiki-based collaborative writing project, launched in 2008.
Kickstarter >> www.kickstarter.com/projects/gln...
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
From the trailer of "SCP:Gallionic", an indie animated short film by SOEM Studios.
Based on SCP Foundation, a wiki-based collaborative writing project, launched in 2008.
Kickstarter >> www.kickstarter.com/projects/gln...
Based on SCP Foundation, a wiki-based collaborative writing project, launched in 2008.
Kickstarter >> www.kickstarter.com/projects/gln...
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It's called Cultural Appropriation, wtf is this wordsalad?
There's a larger online trend of Chinamaxxing among people who are … not Asian.
White People Online Are Really Excited About Lunar New Year | Defector
I’m sure I’m telling on myself by revealing this, but Western astrological readings are a staple of my social feeds. (To tell on myself further: Scorpio sun, Gemini rising, Cancer moon.) I don’t…
defector.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
It's called Cultural Appropriation, wtf is this wordsalad?
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If that guy wasn't an evil mass murdering shitcunt you would think he's kinda jacked for his age
Mock him for his decision to go shirtless sure but what's this?
Honestly a guy can kill hundreds of thousands of people and what you're gonna do is bitch about his body shape?
Your arses are showing
Mock him for his decision to go shirtless sure but what's this?
Honestly a guy can kill hundreds of thousands of people and what you're gonna do is bitch about his body shape?
Your arses are showing
February 19, 2026 at 4:25 AM
If that guy wasn't an evil mass murdering shitcunt you would think he's kinda jacked for his age
Mock him for his decision to go shirtless sure but what's this?
Honestly a guy can kill hundreds of thousands of people and what you're gonna do is bitch about his body shape?
Your arses are showing
Mock him for his decision to go shirtless sure but what's this?
Honestly a guy can kill hundreds of thousands of people and what you're gonna do is bitch about his body shape?
Your arses are showing
the last technology this leftist embraced
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 PM
the last technology this leftist embraced
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Occulture Retreat, 2024
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Occulture Retreat, 2024
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dear digital ocean, get tae fuck
February 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
dear digital ocean, get tae fuck
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United States of Horror Movies
(sorry, did a search, but couldn't find who to credit - lots of variations doing the rounds, but I think this might be the original)
(sorry, did a search, but couldn't find who to credit - lots of variations doing the rounds, but I think this might be the original)
February 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
United States of Horror Movies
(sorry, did a search, but couldn't find who to credit - lots of variations doing the rounds, but I think this might be the original)
(sorry, did a search, but couldn't find who to credit - lots of variations doing the rounds, but I think this might be the original)
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I think more Olympic athletes should sniff each other's butts at the finish line like that wolf dog did
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I think more Olympic athletes should sniff each other's butts at the finish line like that wolf dog did
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the lawsuit I've been waiting for has finally come about.
Lawsuit: EPA revoking greenhouse gas finding risks “thousands of avoidable deaths”
EPA sued for abandoning its mission to protect public health.
arstechnica.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:27 PM
the lawsuit I've been waiting for has finally come about.
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Of course they fucking did.
Zuckerberg's courthouse entourage showed up in Meta Ray-Bans
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg testified in Los Angeles about social media's impact on youth. The judge cracked down on smart glasses in court.
www.businessinsider.com
February 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Of course they fucking did.
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Barack has a LOOOOOOONG history of flirting with the UFO topic *only* when it suits him...
BTW whatever happened to the movie about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction his movie company was producing for Netflix?
BTW whatever happened to the movie about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction his movie company was producing for Netflix?
February 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Barack has a LOOOOOOONG history of flirting with the UFO topic *only* when it suits him...
BTW whatever happened to the movie about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction his movie company was producing for Netflix?
BTW whatever happened to the movie about the Betty and Barney Hill abduction his movie company was producing for Netflix?
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I keep saying that Laocoön is a better literary allusion than Cassandra, because while both of their famous predictions were about the fall of Troy, Laocoön was killed by the gods specifically for arguing against bringing the damned horse into the city
February 18, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I keep saying that Laocoön is a better literary allusion than Cassandra, because while both of their famous predictions were about the fall of Troy, Laocoön was killed by the gods specifically for arguing against bringing the damned horse into the city
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Goodnight from midweek football training at the Hollybush Ground, where all the changing room gossip is about who bewitched Lee Stone. Goodnight from Pamela Goose, transfixed as a patch of green mist moves above the frost-hardened furrows of Scuffer’s Acre. Goodnight from Hookland.
February 18, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Goodnight from midweek football training at the Hollybush Ground, where all the changing room gossip is about who bewitched Lee Stone. Goodnight from Pamela Goose, transfixed as a patch of green mist moves above the frost-hardened furrows of Scuffer’s Acre. Goodnight from Hookland.
JRR Tolkien keeps writing about hobbits.
Afraid he may be Tooksmaxxing.
Afraid he may be Tooksmaxxing.
The redesign includes lots of great corners for books and knick-knacks. Afraid it may be nooksmaxxing.
My brother is now up to five hens in his backyard coop. Afraid he may be chooksmaxxing.
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
JRR Tolkien keeps writing about hobbits.
Afraid he may be Tooksmaxxing.
Afraid he may be Tooksmaxxing.
STARFLEET ACADEMY (2026)
This is Apollo. We promise he's a really good dog. He just can't sit on the couch normally. Still 13/10 (IG: apollodabean)
February 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
STARFLEET ACADEMY (2026)
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You're looksmaxxing, I'm minmaxxing*, we are not the same
*Not putting any points in DEX or WIS
*Not putting any points in DEX or WIS
February 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
You're looksmaxxing, I'm minmaxxing*, we are not the same
*Not putting any points in DEX or WIS
*Not putting any points in DEX or WIS
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Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.
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On the plus side barely-used RAM and harddrives are going to be fucking dirt cheap in 2027 when all this AI datacentre shit collapses.
February 18, 2026 at 8:54 PM
On the plus side barely-used RAM and harddrives are going to be fucking dirt cheap in 2027 when all this AI datacentre shit collapses.
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IPlayer also has all the results of the events in the thumbnails. EXPERIENCE THE TENSION AS FRED WINS GOLD yes thank you the outcome will be a total mystery you ****ing idiot
February 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
IPlayer also has all the results of the events in the thumbnails. EXPERIENCE THE TENSION AS FRED WINS GOLD yes thank you the outcome will be a total mystery you ****ing idiot