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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
- Welcome to the Working Week
- You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire
- Airbag
- Myth (Beach House)
- At Least That’s What You Said
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sindarin. Lunchpail and hard hat elves. None of that flashy, hip-hop style Light of Valinor, just pure fundamentals
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Every year EA releases a new edition of Dauber NFL.
Anyway, the finale also says Dauber took over as coach and won a couple Super Bowls, so they ought to make a show now about Dauber having 53 million dollars.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
The only map I need
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Who will be the American Odoacer?
The Nuzzi thing is a good reminder that outside the deep structural issues of energy/subsistence, most of what's happening right now is an old-fashioned crisis of elite legitimacy, which sounds comforting until you realize how some of those have turned out in the past
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What ever happened to the timeless, understated Submariner or GMT Master? We have the worst rich people in this day and age
Nobody said yes, but I am gonna post it anyway because get a load of the pachinko machine this doofus has on his wrist
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Current* conditions near South Haven, MI:
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Zelda was the name of the girl. The boy’s name was Link
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It takes place in the snow so, yeah sure. Why not
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Rod Stewart. Weird haircut raspy little elf man. But he's horny as all get out and it kind of works. Like if you walked in on him jacking off while flicking his tongue you wouldn't be surprised you'd just be like yeah thats about right. Not sure what this post was going to be about originally
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When the wake’s open casket and the deceased looks so peaceful >>>>
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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linkedin job history

Podcast Host Dec. 2025- Present
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Director, FBI Feb. 2025 - Dec. 2025
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Podcast Host Jun. 2023 - Feb. 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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did i get anything done today? no. but did i relax? also no.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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my family raised me to believe that Yoda is Slovak. and that the Empire represents the Czech Republic
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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CHOTINER: I want to take a step back to 2023. Your child asked to watch Cocomelon and you stated that you didn’t “get that channel,” is that correct?

ME: yes

CHOTINER: I see
CHOTINER: so it’s your assertion that YouTube kids doesn’t work after dark?

ME: that’s correct

CHOTINER: interesting
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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great, they’re already breaking the first rule
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."

They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM