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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1h

Is it suicide booths?

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1h

At least we still have the Eagles

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1h

Fan of the Phillies Sixers and the Democratic Party that’s like a trifecta of despair

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2h

I think I’m a bottom because I grew up watching philly sports teams

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2h

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 2d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 23h

Surprised Yamamoto’s shadow wasn’t burned into the grass after that first bomb

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

The first bomb Schwarber hit was massive, if you were to compare it to a person you’d have to say it would be a very rotund male.

The second bomb barely made it out, you could almost compare it to a small male child.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

Now the the game is over, leaving Kershaw out there to get shelled when he clearly didn’t have good stuff was a disgrace. I get saving pitchers but you don’t let someone who means as much to your franchise as he does to the Dodgers go through that.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

This is basically Clayton Kershaw’s Make-A-Wish, they should have John Cena be the one to go to the mound and get him.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

ELROND: Grok, should he cast it into the fire?

GROK: Jews control the media.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 3d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

The Phillies have announced their game 3 starter and it’s… yep, you guessed it! Frank Stallone!

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

they could also win games 3 and 4 and then choke at home in front of everyone after talking about what a great home field advantage cbp is

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

Like how people get a burst of lucidity before they die?

JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

No chance they win game 3 but here are my two possible outcomes:

1. The big bats wake up, they score 4 runs in the first inning followed immediately by Nola giving up 6 in the bottom of the 1st.

2. They get 1 hit and lose 11-0

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

My prediction for game m 3 the top of the order will wake up and put up 3-4 runs in the 1st and then Nola will immediately give it back

Jay🦇🦇🦇 @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 3d

Ranking Topper’s biggest blunders tonight:

1. Naming Nola Game 3 starter
2. Bunting with Stott instead of the higher percentage play of letting him swing
3. Going with Kerkering over Duran in the highest leverage situation
4. Pinch running Wilson instead of letting him hit in a favorable matchup

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

honestly you have to evaluate the worst case scenarios. If Stott swings, what’s the worse case scenario, he strikes out? But amount can cost you a runner at 3rd and it gives up an out. It was terrible call, and he admitted he was playing for a tie as opposed to trying to walk it off

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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 3d

So you give them an out with the bunt AND you don’t pinch run for Castellanos, so the out you give them is at 3rd.
Then Bader’s single would’ve scored the tying run, except, you gave that run away.

I know everyone understands this already, but I needed to type it out to believe it.

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JokerSince 2022 @fansince09.bsky.social · 3d

you have Wilson run for Casty and then have Marchan run for Bader. Worst case scenario you move Schwarber to LF in the 10th but you gotta play to win

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 3d

So are we just gonna ignore that a white kid killed 2 teen girls because he was upset they insulted Charlie Kirk?

Imagine. JUST IMAGINE if this was an undocumented immigrant? But meanwhile I bet you’ve barely heard about this atrocity. SMH www.instagram.com/reel/DPewI1w...

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