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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 18h

ELROND: Grok, should he cast it into the fire?

GROK: Jews control the media.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 21h

The Phillies have announced their game 3 starter and it’s… yep, you guessed it! Frank Stallone!

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

they could also win games 3 and 4 and then choke at home in front of everyone after talking about what a great home field advantage cbp is

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

Like how people get a burst of lucidity before they die?

Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

No chance they win game 3 but here are my two possible outcomes:

1. The big bats wake up, they score 4 runs in the first inning followed immediately by Nola giving up 6 in the bottom of the 1st.

2. They get 1 hit and lose 11-0

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

My prediction for game m 3 the top of the order will wake up and put up 3-4 runs in the 1st and then Nola will immediately give it back

Jay🦇🦇🦇 @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 1d

Ranking Topper’s biggest blunders tonight:

1. Naming Nola Game 3 starter
2. Bunting with Stott instead of the higher percentage play of letting him swing
3. Going with Kerkering over Duran in the highest leverage situation
4. Pinch running Wilson instead of letting him hit in a favorable matchup

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

honestly you have to evaluate the worst case scenarios. If Stott swings, what’s the worse case scenario, he strikes out? But amount can cost you a runner at 3rd and it gives up an out. It was terrible call, and he admitted he was playing for a tie as opposed to trying to walk it off

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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 1d

So you give them an out with the bunt AND you don’t pinch run for Castellanos, so the out you give them is at 3rd.
Then Bader’s single would’ve scored the tying run, except, you gave that run away.

I know everyone understands this already, but I needed to type it out to believe it.

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

you have Wilson run for Casty and then have Marchan run for Bader. Worst case scenario you move Schwarber to LF in the 10th but you gotta play to win

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 1d

So are we just gonna ignore that a white kid killed 2 teen girls because he was upset they insulted Charlie Kirk?

Imagine. JUST IMAGINE if this was an undocumented immigrant? But meanwhile I bet you’ve barely heard about this atrocity. SMH www.instagram.com/reel/DPewI1w...

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 1d

summoning dark forces to help the phillies

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Big Dog on the Space Cat @derekcarrsopp.bsky.social · 2d

Throwing snowballs at the Omelas child

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss

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Your Hardcore Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 2d

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

I’d be perfectly fine with Philadelphia doing an Omelas situation if it meant our teams win

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

I’m only here bc the most of the people I like on twitter all came here and it’s not as convoluted as Mastodon was

merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

it remains really funny that this site was spun up to be a crypto/rationalist platform and then old time weird twitter people and others started moving over here in spring 2023 and ever since management has been mad they're successful but not in the way they wanted

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

@danhausen.bsky.social how can I get you to curse the Los Angeles dodgers?

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Who’s going in on this with me? Gotta do the dodgers individually

www.etsy.com/listing/4380...

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

“Hopes Trash-ed”

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

“Fall of the Ancient One” about Robertson starting that inning

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

I wanna make a band like Sabaton but instead of great battles in history their songs are all about memorable Philly sports losses

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Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Someone at the stadium heard that red say he’d never make a call to benefit a Cave Ape

Jawn Wudders @fansince09.bsky.social · 2d

Eagles lost due to woke. Antifa refs wouldn’t call DPI bc Goedert is white

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Jalon Herbert Walker Bush @highmynameishi.bsky.social · 2d

The refs were very mean, very nasty to the Eagles, folks, some people say this was the nastiest a ref has ever been to an Eagle, which folks are the nation’s bird, in Philly they said the United States of Eagle and today the eagle was treated very bad.

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