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Daniel Golson
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Senior editor @jalopnik.bsky.social | 🌈 | LA
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That’s the point Yolanda!
January 21, 2026 at 12:26 AM
hmmm I don’t think the screen is supposed to look like this
January 20, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
God told me to buy a $35 million Ferrari 🙏 #blessed
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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this is also my main gripe with most movies
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Mauricio showing up on #RHOP
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’ve finally got my hands on a Lucid Gravity, and luckily a fully loaded Grand Touring in a good color scheme. I’m driving it down to Oceanside tomorrow for a work event, then from there to Palm Springs for a weekend vacation with my family. Should be the perfect test of it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:17 AM
the most Urth Caffe vehicle possible
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
seeing a doodle mix elicits the same visceral reaction from me as hearing a crying baby or smelling raw sewage
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Turbos are definitely my favorite Singers
January 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
a strawberry frosted dunkin donut would fix me
January 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I loveeeeee parking
January 17, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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70% of all Harris voters in 2024 and 65% of all self identified Democrats believe Israel has committed genocide

60% of Democrats believe Israel kills children intentionally and whopping 77% overall have a negative view of Israel.
January 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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even more embarrassing for michael rapaport than the homophobia is the fact that he got a vocabulary lesson from love island rob, a guy who wears overalls with no shirt underneath and catches snakes
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
me not knowing who Will Stancil is
January 17, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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ICE can’t handle ice is and shall remain objectively funny. You’d think snowflakes wouldn’t struggle with other forms of frozen water.
Tricia McLaughlin: "They are pouring cold water on the ground so that our ICE law enforcement vehicles will slide, crash, and potentially kill them"
January 17, 2026 at 7:21 PM
She’s casting a spell on me
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I’m down
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“Beuteful and freanly”
January 17, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Listening to the new Slayyyter single
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Can't stop thinking about snake-tamer Rob's overalls on Traitors
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 PM