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@mehblurgh.bsky.social
Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron occasional slayer yeller
My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
holiday road!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
holiday road!!!!!!
every time i hear headstrong at sporting event i think of the the suck off anyone tweet
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
every time i hear headstrong at sporting event i think of the the suck off anyone tweet
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The average value of an NFL team is supposedly 7 billion dollars, which means Coach passed up $140 million.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The average value of an NFL team is supposedly 7 billion dollars, which means Coach passed up $140 million.
large defensemen
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
large defensemen
Oh yeah it’s Folonino night here at the madhouse. Thankfully, we didn’t bring our folonino
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Oh yeah it’s Folonino night here at the madhouse. Thankfully, we didn’t bring our folonino
uh, i guess go hawks!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
uh, i guess go hawks!!!
i’m just glad the cubs are honoring their blue collar fans by not signing any free agents and having to raise ticket prices and such i can afford tickets for my fake 2.5 kids and enough beer to get really tanked at the game.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i’m just glad the cubs are honoring their blue collar fans by not signing any free agents and having to raise ticket prices and such i can afford tickets for my fake 2.5 kids and enough beer to get really tanked at the game.
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I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
wait, gay hockey show?
how the fuck are we just learning there's a gay hockey show coming AND that it's starting on the day that literally our only plans are to watch both a women's hockey game and Hot Frosty
why isnt it november 28th yet so i can watch the gay hockey show
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
wait, gay hockey show?
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*CHORTLING*
fantastic
fantastic
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
*CHORTLING*
fantastic
fantastic
watching Kimmel, holy shit, is that RFK or Dax Shepard?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
watching Kimmel, holy shit, is that RFK or Dax Shepard?
*smdh* Once it was place that hated sophistry and love kierkegaard. Now look at it. praying at the altar of bezos and musks of the world.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
*smdh* Once it was place that hated sophistry and love kierkegaard. Now look at it. praying at the altar of bezos and musks of the world.
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FYC!
Corey Patterson
CF
Debut: 2000 - Retired: 2011
WSN - MIL - CHC - STL - TOR - BAL - CIN
CF
Debut: 2000 - Retired: 2011
WSN - MIL - CHC - STL - TOR - BAL - CIN
Corey Patterson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Corey Patterson
baseball-reference.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
FYC!
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You'll be visited by three spirits
The Three Spirits
The Three Spirits
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
You'll be visited by three spirits
The Three Spirits
The Three Spirits
i have an idea a new contract for
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i have an idea a new contract for
marian Hossa and yoda seems correct imho
my family raised me to believe that Yoda is Slovak. and that the Empire represents the Czech Republic
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
marian Hossa and yoda seems correct imho
yeah, i bought my girlfriend a rocket city trash pandas sweatshirt for xmas
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
yeah, i bought my girlfriend a rocket city trash pandas sweatshirt for xmas
looks like Dr. Richard Kimble’s first visit to the morgue to me
RARE EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF THE DELETED SCENE WHERE HAN SOLO MET YODA
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
looks like Dr. Richard Kimble’s first visit to the morgue to me