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mehblurgh.bsky.social
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@mehblurgh.bsky.social
Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron occasional slayer yeller

My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
holiday road!!!!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
every time i hear headstrong at sporting event i think of the the suck off anyone tweet
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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The average value of an NFL team is supposedly 7 billion dollars, which means Coach passed up $140 million.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
large defensemen
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh yeah it’s Folonino night here at the madhouse. Thankfully, we didn’t bring our folonino
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
uh, i guess go hawks!!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i’m just glad the cubs are honoring their blue collar fans by not signing any free agents and having to raise ticket prices and such i can afford tickets for my fake 2.5 kids and enough beer to get really tanked at the game.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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I just converted to Catholicism. Here's why I think the pope is too woke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
wait, gay hockey show?
how the fuck are we just learning there's a gay hockey show coming AND that it's starting on the day that literally our only plans are to watch both a women's hockey game and Hot Frosty
why isnt it november 28th yet so i can watch the gay hockey show
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*CHORTLING*

fantastic
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
watching Kimmel, holy shit, is that RFK or Dax Shepard?
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
*smdh* Once it was place that hated sophistry and love kierkegaard. Now look at it. praying at the altar of bezos and musks of the world.
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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FYC!
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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You'll be visited by three spirits

The Three Spirits
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i have an idea a new contract for
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
marian Hossa and yoda seems correct imho
my family raised me to believe that Yoda is Slovak. and that the Empire represents the Czech Republic
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
yeah, i bought my girlfriend a rocket city trash pandas sweatshirt for xmas
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
looks like Dr. Richard Kimble’s first visit to the morgue to me
RARE EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF THE DELETED SCENE WHERE HAN SOLO MET YODA
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM