SpookyRockyMountainOysters👻
@instantghosts.bsky.social
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta, https://buymeacoffee.com/hansonamq
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Blood on Snow
Winter Horror and 'Misery'
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"Winter is the violent howl of the wind, and the gentle susurrations of snow falling, seductive and soothing, urging you out into the white void. A scream and a whisper, and the continual drip, drip dripping of the faucets, left on so the pipes don’t freeze.....
I'll never use ai to make art...I'll be using my hands and my imagination and my few remaining brain cells thank you very much
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I'll never use ai to make art...I'll be using my hands and my imagination and my few remaining brain cells thank you very much
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I bet you have a beautiful skeleton *lovingly dips you into a vat of acid*
March 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I bet you have a beautiful skeleton *lovingly dips you into a vat of acid*
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They took my feelings out and molded them into something so bizarre and abstract that the museum insists on displaying them, but I can't know how to feel about that anymore
February 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
They took my feelings out and molded them into something so bizarre and abstract that the museum insists on displaying them, but I can't know how to feel about that anymore
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"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place."
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
January 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
"Oh yes, don't mind him, he came with the place."
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
*points to medieval executioner glowering from the dining nook
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someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 PM
someone playing my bones like a xylophone would fix me
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I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.
May 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm having a feeling. I do not like it.
Morning by the creek 👻
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Morning by the creek 👻
Currently watching: Mother of Flies
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Currently watching: Mother of Flies
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If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If paying taxes involves stealing those little butter patties wrapped in foil at an early bird special count me in
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*maintains eye contact with February while slowly pushing January off the table*
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 PM
*maintains eye contact with February while slowly pushing January off the table*
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Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Gummi Bears theme gets me all riled up for some swashbuckling
Morning calm 💙 by the Yellowstone...the longest free (undammed) river in America
February 1, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Morning calm 💙 by the Yellowstone...the longest free (undammed) river in America
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Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Maybe we need to start throwing bad people into active volcanoes to get some of that hope flowing again.
If youre into bitter feminist middle aged moms whose bones creak a disturbing amount and who write lots of stories about murdering men then look out cowboy i just might be your gal
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 AM
If youre into bitter feminist middle aged moms whose bones creak a disturbing amount and who write lots of stories about murdering men then look out cowboy i just might be your gal
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hush!! I’m fussing with my abominations!!!
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
hush!! I’m fussing with my abominations!!!
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There is a goat man in my living room, standing on two legs, menacingly watching me eat a bowl of cereal
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 AM
There is a goat man in my living room, standing on two legs, menacingly watching me eat a bowl of cereal
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It's okay to bully a government. A government isn't people.
January 27, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It's okay to bully a government. A government isn't people.
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here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
here on Bluesky "barely legal" means you're 37
I write to continue becoming an unmapped river. It suits me like my skin.- Jim Harrison
January 30, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I write to continue becoming an unmapped river. It suits me like my skin.- Jim Harrison
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Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.
May 7, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.
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Valentine's day is 18 days away. So there should still be plenty of hitmen available for hire
January 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Valentine's day is 18 days away. So there should still be plenty of hitmen available for hire
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Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Miranda rights? but officer, I'm a Samantha
River and ice shelf...
January 27, 2026 at 7:35 PM
River and ice shelf...
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I read so much book I became book.
January 25, 2026 at 8:31 AM
I read so much book I became book.
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I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.
August 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I've got a good feeling about this bank of mysterious fog moving against the wind to blanket our isolated small town.