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Flash Fiction # 3
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
HOLIDAY BEAUTY TIP: drape yourself in tinsel and blinking lights to distract from your glaring personal flaws. Place a neon angel atop your head. As a Christmas tree, you will be worshiped in December but thrown out with the garbage in January. Embrace your moment of glory.
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
HOLIDAY BEAUTY TIP: drape yourself in tinsel and blinking lights to distract from your glaring personal flaws. Place a neon angel atop your head. As a Christmas tree, you will be worshiped in December but thrown out with the garbage in January. Embrace your moment of glory.
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The mall Santa reached into his pocket and caressed the knife, chewing thoughtfully on his Auntie Ann's Jingleberry Pancake Bites. The day of reckoning was nearly at hand.
December 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The mall Santa reached into his pocket and caressed the knife, chewing thoughtfully on his Auntie Ann's Jingleberry Pancake Bites. The day of reckoning was nearly at hand.
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getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
December 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)
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I still believe in fairytales – especially that one about cannibalism
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I still believe in fairytales – especially that one about cannibalism
Last Christmas I gave you my heart/the very next day... it crumbled to dust and the demon who had been trapped inside ripped you to pieces and well, that was unfortunate 🎄
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart/the very next day... it crumbled to dust and the demon who had been trapped inside ripped you to pieces and well, that was unfortunate 🎄
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I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I don’t think you appreciate how much effort it takes to look this disheveled
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pardon me while I get in the holiday spirit (dissociate under the mistletoe)
December 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
pardon me while I get in the holiday spirit (dissociate under the mistletoe)
I find Christmas movies where some beautiful, successful woman finds true happiness giving up her career to marry a mediocre baker in small town nowhere and we're supposed to celebrate it as a happy ending much more disturbing than any horror movie
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I find Christmas movies where some beautiful, successful woman finds true happiness giving up her career to marry a mediocre baker in small town nowhere and we're supposed to celebrate it as a happy ending much more disturbing than any horror movie
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
OMG YALL all the things I've been putting off bc "it's not happening until December" are happening now IT'S DECEMBER. FYI.
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they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
they say do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life but stalking bigfoot is actually a lot of work
With all the hullabaloo in the news this year I fear that we've forgotten the true meaning of the holiday season.... secretly drinking all the mini bottles of liquor you found in the pantry and seething with silent resentment
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
With all the hullabaloo in the news this year I fear that we've forgotten the true meaning of the holiday season.... secretly drinking all the mini bottles of liquor you found in the pantry and seething with silent resentment
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I regret to inform you that my new motto is
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I regret to inform you that my new motto is
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
DO LESS GET REST
so expect me to be casually comatose come Christmas
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Tonight on Chopped, your four mystery basket ingredients are: blood oranges, bratwurst, pink peppercorns TONIGHT HE SHALL RETURN FROM THE OUTER DIMENSION TO RAIN HELLFIRE UPON US AND CALL FORTH A RIVER OF THE DEAD, SURRENDER BEFORE HIS HIDEOUS MAJESTY OR PERISH and gummi bears
October 12, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Tonight on Chopped, your four mystery basket ingredients are: blood oranges, bratwurst, pink peppercorns TONIGHT HE SHALL RETURN FROM THE OUTER DIMENSION TO RAIN HELLFIRE UPON US AND CALL FORTH A RIVER OF THE DEAD, SURRENDER BEFORE HIS HIDEOUS MAJESTY OR PERISH and gummi bears
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Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Practicing mindfulness (filling my skull with elbow macaroni).
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Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today
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let's drill a big hole in the earth and fly planes thru it
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
let's drill a big hole in the earth and fly planes thru it
Black Hole Friday at the science center
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Black Hole Friday at the science center
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me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
me: do you have any black friday deals?
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
doctor: you’re losing a lot of blood
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
Check out my cornucopia of horrors this black Friday 👻
A Cornucopia of Horrors
Greetings loyal readers.
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November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Check out my cornucopia of horrors this black Friday 👻
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My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My head just exploded. One candy per child, please.
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the ambient chill playlist? Let me get my cardigan
June 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
the ambient chill playlist? Let me get my cardigan
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
Our own piece of sky
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Our own piece of sky