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Halloween Hangover
Flash Fiction # 3
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
It's all poetry and grime
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's all poetry and grime
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No one is listening to you except your phone
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No one is listening to you except your phone
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
Gonna run away to Europe and live that surrealist life....buy a tiny car and fill it with cabbages, have dinner parties where I serve my guests omelets stuffed with my hair, have puffer fish floating in the air all around my garret apartment
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Gonna run away to Europe and live that surrealist life....buy a tiny car and fill it with cabbages, have dinner parties where I serve my guests omelets stuffed with my hair, have puffer fish floating in the air all around my garret apartment
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I bet a factory reset would fix me
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I bet a factory reset would fix me
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STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
November 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
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I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I find it really difficult to pay prolonged attention to you when you flicker in and out of this dimension like that.
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
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You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You wouldn't give capitalism to a toddler, Kevin. It says right there on the package that it's a choking hazard.
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
Today's mood by Steve Fitch
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Today's mood by Steve Fitch
I got a 5 on my ap us and European history exams in high school but now all the history I know is from Iron Maiden songs
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I got a 5 on my ap us and European history exams in high school but now all the history I know is from Iron Maiden songs
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Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Horror films with the plants. They haven't exactly strangled with tendrils the psyche of the modern trellis goer but I won't stop thinking of them like was I even raised on growing? "No more coffee for the both of us" laughs flytrap
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Chapped lip season is fun cause you get to chew off pieces of your mouth like a little snack
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Chapped lip season is fun cause you get to chew off pieces of your mouth like a little snack
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charging my tampons in the full moon
January 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
charging my tampons in the full moon
November is gathering darkness, a time to draw the curtains and summon your ghosts, to paint yourself red and gold and go party in the underworld
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
November is gathering darkness, a time to draw the curtains and summon your ghosts, to paint yourself red and gold and go party in the underworld
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Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade
January 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sometimes I think I may still be stuck in that waffle house bathroom and I've hallucinated the past decade
November is dark and doom-dangled, fitful bone light- Charles Wright
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
November is dark and doom-dangled, fitful bone light- Charles Wright
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But your honor, he said that I look amazing for my age?
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
But your honor, he said that I look amazing for my age?
Happy Halloween ghouls and gals 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Happy Halloween ghouls and gals 🎃👻
Baby are you an organ donor? Because everyone wants a piece of you
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Baby are you an organ donor? Because everyone wants a piece of you
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
Halloween Hangover
Flash Fiction # 3
open.substack.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVE! I wrote yall a special horror romantasy flash just for the occasion 👻👻👻
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*patting professional building* yes yes you're a very good building
October 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
*patting professional building* yes yes you're a very good building