Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Pinned
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
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Me: *getting kissed* this could have been an email
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me: *getting kissed* this could have been an email
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If at first you don't succeed just say fuck it and give up.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If at first you don't succeed just say fuck it and give up.
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You show your butthole at work ONE TIME, and now you’re THAT guy.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
You show your butthole at work ONE TIME, and now you’re THAT guy.
Just a friendly reminder. In settings under accessibility there is an option to require alt text. Helps make sure you don’t accidentally forget. And alt text makes the internet a better, more accessible place for everyone. Peace!
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just a friendly reminder. In settings under accessibility there is an option to require alt text. Helps make sure you don’t accidentally forget. And alt text makes the internet a better, more accessible place for everyone. Peace!
I wore my “The F Buddy” Christmas sweater yesterday.
My wife got me a Buddy the Elf sweater and on the sleeve it cut the el off of elf so it just says “The F Buddy”. She asked if I wanted to return it. Of course not!
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wore my “The F Buddy” Christmas sweater yesterday.
I really expected Bridgerton to have more bridges.
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I really expected Bridgerton to have more bridges.
I’m beginning to believe @trickykat.bsky.social is more tricky than kat.
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m beginning to believe @trickykat.bsky.social is more tricky than kat.
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anytime i stay up late shitposting another red bull gets its wings
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
anytime i stay up late shitposting another red bull gets its wings
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.
December 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.
It’s a delicate balancing act trying to time the edible to kick in right as the alcohol wears off.
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It’s a delicate balancing act trying to time the edible to kick in right as the alcohol wears off.
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The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “hiding in the corner”.
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “batteries not included”.
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “early 1989 East Berlin.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “hiding in the corner”.
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “batteries not included”.
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “early 1989 East Berlin.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The best description of the vibe I bring to any function is “batteries not included”.
It might be the bourbon speaking, but I’m pretty sure my dog is transgender.
December 2, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It might be the bourbon speaking, but I’m pretty sure my dog is transgender.
Is everyone back here or are some folks still hanging over on mastodon?
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Is everyone back here or are some folks still hanging over on mastodon?
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people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
November 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
people will say anything on here "touching grass every now and then is good for you" no it isn't that's not true
Movies make guns seem so much quieter than they really are.
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Movies make guns seem so much quieter than they really are.
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intellectual poop jokes are pretty high brown
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
intellectual poop jokes are pretty high brown
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broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
broke: dog grooming salon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
bespoke: dog grooming saloon
To properly honor thanksgiving, I had my kid pick up IHOP. But we do have homemade pie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
To properly honor thanksgiving, I had my kid pick up IHOP. But we do have homemade pie.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Ray Charles
Motley Crue
Van Morrison
Maggie Rogers
Local H
Ray Charles
Motley Crue
Van Morrison
Maggie Rogers
Local H
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Tool
Ministry
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Frente!
Tool
Ministry
Rage Against The Machine
They Might Be Giants
Frente!
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Cheap Trick
The Head and the Heart
Caamp
Manchester Orchestra
The Revivalists
Hope y’all eat way too much today.
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hope y’all eat way too much today.
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His drag name is Ethel Merman
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
His drag name is Ethel Merman
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I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
strangers on bluesky: you need to touch grass
the grass:
the grass:
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I touched grass a couple of days ago. It’s honestly overrated. It feels kind of like Christmas tree garland.
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I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I miss my first ever social media friend, Tom from MySpace.
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ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ER Doc: so what brings you in today?
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me:
Me: I thought she said she liked ships in a butthole…
Doc:
Me: