Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Pinned
I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.
It’s supposed to be below zero every night this week and mid teens for highs. Leading me to ask once again, why the fuck do I live in Indiana?
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It’s supposed to be below zero every night this week and mid teens for highs. Leading me to ask once again, why the fuck do I live in Indiana?
Watching 2 Broke Girls for the first time. Outside of the occasional slightly racist or homophobic joke which you unfortunately find in most shows more than 10 years old, it’s a pretty solid show.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Watching 2 Broke Girls for the first time. Outside of the occasional slightly racist or homophobic joke which you unfortunately find in most shows more than 10 years old, it’s a pretty solid show.
Saw an ad for Tylenol liquid gels. So now it will not help my pain even faster.
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Saw an ad for Tylenol liquid gels. So now it will not help my pain even faster.
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a seasonal depression
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
a seasonal depression
My husky has been outside for the last two hours. Refuses to come in. Apparently 8” of snow and 14 degrees is his jam.
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
My husky has been outside for the last two hours. Refuses to come in. Apparently 8” of snow and 14 degrees is his jam.
I wonder what all those wolves are up to these days.
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I wonder what all those wolves are up to these days.
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that’s what she didn’t say
AccuWeather says 4”-8” and Apple weather says 10”-13”. I say I’m staying home.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
that’s what she didn’t say
AccuWeather says 4”-8” and Apple weather says 10”-13”. I say I’m staying home.
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
AccuWeather says 4”-8” and Apple weather says 10”-13”. I say I’m staying home.
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Heard IU was gonna gift their national championship to Trump. It’ll look good next to his Nobel Peace Prize.
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Heard IU was gonna gift their national championship to Trump. It’ll look good next to his Nobel Peace Prize.
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Face reveal, wrong answers only.
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Face reveal, wrong answers only.
Reskeeting my skeet I thought was a banger because no one liked it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Reskeeting my skeet I thought was a banger because no one liked it.
I vote we change the name of Chick Fil A to JFC (Jesus Fried Chicken).
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I vote we change the name of Chick Fil A to JFC (Jesus Fried Chicken).
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Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
X
Neko Case
Joan Jett
Pat Benetar
Dolly Parton
X
Neko Case
Joan Jett
Pat Benetar
Dolly Parton
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers.
Bonnie Raitt
Madeleine Peyroux
Ani Difranco
Whitney Houston
Allison Krause
Bonnie Raitt
Madeleine Peyroux
Ani Difranco
Whitney Houston
Allison Krause
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
X
Neko Case
Joan Jett
Pat Benetar
Dolly Parton
X
Neko Case
Joan Jett
Pat Benetar
Dolly Parton
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers.
Bonnie Raitt
Madeleine Peyroux
Ani Difranco
Whitney Houston
Allison Krause
Bonnie Raitt
Madeleine Peyroux
Ani Difranco
Whitney Houston
Allison Krause
Five concerts you've seen with women lead singers.
Heart
Garbage
Erykah Badu
Billie Eilish
Taylor Swift
Heart
Garbage
Erykah Badu
Billie Eilish
Taylor Swift
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
Indigo Girls
Melissa Etheridge
Joan Jett
Heart
P¡nk
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Stop quote skeeting politicians into my feed.
I’m here for buttholes, not assholes.
I’m here for buttholes, not assholes.
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Stop quote skeeting politicians into my feed.
I’m here for buttholes, not assholes.
I’m here for buttholes, not assholes.
Just saw they added a Go Live feature than I’m never, ever going to use.
January 23, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Just saw they added a Go Live feature than I’m never, ever going to use.
Face reveal, wrong answers only.
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Face reveal, wrong answers only.
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what’s a guy gotta do to get subskeeted around here
January 23, 2026 at 3:51 PM
what’s a guy gotta do to get subskeeted around here
The only good part of this hellscape is watching a 79 yo with dementia giving everything ridiculous names while everyone claps and tells him what a good job he’s doing.
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
The only good part of this hellscape is watching a 79 yo with dementia giving everything ridiculous names while everyone claps and tells him what a good job he’s doing.
Heard IU was gonna gift their national championship to Trump. It’ll look good next to his Nobel Peace Prize.
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Heard IU was gonna gift their national championship to Trump. It’ll look good next to his Nobel Peace Prize.
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Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pine Floyd
Pine Floyd
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Rash
Rash
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Yep
Yep
January 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Pine Floyd
Pine Floyd
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live laugh lower your expectations
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
live laugh lower your expectations
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Rash
Rash
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Yep
Yep
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Queef
Queef
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Rash
Rash
I wonder how long it will be before folks here figure out I’m not real.
January 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I wonder how long it will be before folks here figure out I’m not real.
When an account I love unfollows me, it feels like getting broken up with.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 PM
When an account I love unfollows me, it feels like getting broken up with.