Jason the Ho (Ho Ho) ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
Looks like cat skipped leg day.
December 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Looks like cat skipped leg day.
In my case, that’s nothing.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In my case, that’s nothing.
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Me: *getting kissed* this could have been an email
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me: *getting kissed* this could have been an email
Email? What is this, 2005?
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Email? What is this, 2005?
You misjudged the amount of anxiety I live with.
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
You misjudged the amount of anxiety I live with.
They did. It’s North America.
December 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They did. It’s North America.
Caffeine helps my ADHD and hurts my anxiety. But my ADHD also hurts my anxiety, so caffeine wins.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Caffeine helps my ADHD and hurts my anxiety. But my ADHD also hurts my anxiety, so caffeine wins.
Blocked and reported. 😉😂
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Blocked and reported. 😉😂
I knew this would show up sooner or later.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I knew this would show up sooner or later.
I want to see the bunny’s finishing move.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I want to see the bunny’s finishing move.
I love a good pancake slap in the morning.
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I love a good pancake slap in the morning.
I’ll take any validation I can get.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’ll take any validation I can get.
True. I can think of two boob scenes that were comedic, but relative to dongs it’s not even close.
December 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
True. I can think of two boob scenes that were comedic, but relative to dongs it’s not even close.
That’s music from the 1940s! I mean, at Christmas time that may be accurate for me. I don’t have Spotify anymore, so I can just criticize everyone else.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That’s music from the 1940s! I mean, at Christmas time that may be accurate for me. I don’t have Spotify anymore, so I can just criticize everyone else.
It was startling at first, just because it’s so unusual. But the dongs are there purely for comedic effect.
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It was startling at first, just because it’s so unusual. But the dongs are there purely for comedic effect.
If it wasn’t organic I’d say keep it. But that shit doesn’t have any preservatives to keep it fresh forever.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If it wasn’t organic I’d say keep it. But that shit doesn’t have any preservatives to keep it fresh forever.
Watch The Righteous Gemstones. Lots of dicks. Very few boobs.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watch The Righteous Gemstones. Lots of dicks. Very few boobs.
I wasn’t fooled. Not again.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wasn’t fooled. Not again.
Doesn’t Los literally mean “the”? As in “the real Greg”.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Doesn’t Los literally mean “the”? As in “the real Greg”.
tricky.
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
tricky.