Ed Schweitzer
@actualed.bsky.social
Three dad jokes in a trench coat
Pardoning Rudy G is on its face hilarious. That dude would already have shuffled off this mortal coil before seeing trial.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Pardoning Rudy G is on its face hilarious. That dude would already have shuffled off this mortal coil before seeing trial.
Elected Dems"we have all the cards, might as well fold."
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Call them:
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
Schumer (NY)
202 224-6542
Booker (NJ)
202 224-3224
King (ME)
202 224-5344
Hassan (NH)
202 224-3324
Durbin (IL)
202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA)
202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH)
202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY)
202 224-4451
Masto (NV)
202 224-3542
Warner (VA)
202 224-2023
Fetterman (PA)
No Point
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Elected Dems"we have all the cards, might as well fold."
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Not acceptable.
So, Call. It doesn't take long, and you can leave a message, usually.
Drop that beat! Drop it! Drooooop iiiiiiiiit... bad dog!
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Drop that beat! Drop it! Drooooop iiiiiiiiit... bad dog!
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is this the year the Bears finish the job and kill me? Wait and see
Flat Pack is still the best Bluey episode. Maybe the best 15 minutes of television ever.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Flat Pack is still the best Bluey episode. Maybe the best 15 minutes of television ever.
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Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care
October 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Don't care what people use SNAP on and never will, fuck you if you care
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It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
It's been a while since I've made an infographic. Here are the biggest pussies in the animal kingdom. Enjoy!
I fell asleep during the 3rd inning of this game. I just woke up, mostly rested, and it's still going. Holy crap.
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I fell asleep during the 3rd inning of this game. I just woke up, mostly rested, and it's still going. Holy crap.
Oh shit, the next administration is gonna have to pay so much for that ballroom to not look like crap.
October 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Oh shit, the next administration is gonna have to pay so much for that ballroom to not look like crap.
So many out today, none afraid to show their faces. That's real strength.
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So many out today, none afraid to show their faces. That's real strength.
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The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain.
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow.
#NoKings
How about now?
At what point does all this become Hague-worthy?
October 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How about now?
It's almost criminal that the music over the closing moments of Hereditary is so good
October 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's almost criminal that the music over the closing moments of Hereditary is so good
Is there a name for the kind of toys kids don't play with, but only throw on the floor so they're not put away?
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is there a name for the kind of toys kids don't play with, but only throw on the floor so they're not put away?
Just can't wait for the guy ordering soldiers to attack the populace he was sworn to protect to throw a hissy fit over not winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
October 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just can't wait for the guy ordering soldiers to attack the populace he was sworn to protect to throw a hissy fit over not winning the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Portland never stops being Portland.
October 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Portland never stops being Portland.
Listen. If trump REALLY wanted to fund the government, he'd take down some wall decorations and hit up a cash 4 gold.
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Listen. If trump REALLY wanted to fund the government, he'd take down some wall decorations and hit up a cash 4 gold.
With this shutdown in place, you're going to see a lot of blame being tossed from party to party, but it's important to remember that only one party is a west coast party, 'cos a west coast party don't stop
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
With this shutdown in place, you're going to see a lot of blame being tossed from party to party, but it's important to remember that only one party is a west coast party, 'cos a west coast party don't stop
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It's not great that we have a president who approaches every question like it's a book report for something he hasn't read.
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It's not great that we have a president who approaches every question like it's a book report for something he hasn't read.
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At what point does all this become Hague-worthy?
June 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At what point does all this become Hague-worthy?
Ok, so I barricaded the doors and windows. Keep in mind when you're out, that they hunt in groups and know basic flanking maneuvers. Clever girls.
What do you mean it's not the Day of the Raptor?
What do you mean it's not the Day of the Raptor?
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ok, so I barricaded the doors and windows. Keep in mind when you're out, that they hunt in groups and know basic flanking maneuvers. Clever girls.
What do you mean it's not the Day of the Raptor?
What do you mean it's not the Day of the Raptor?
Hi. Autism doesn't need quack "treatments" and "cures." People who are on the spectrum need either support, or you to get out of their fucking way. Thank you.
September 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Hi. Autism doesn't need quack "treatments" and "cures." People who are on the spectrum need either support, or you to get out of their fucking way. Thank you.