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Nate's Myth
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btw you oughta know I pronounce hot takes and hot takis the same way
product pic for Takis FUEGO
January 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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uncanny resemblance really.
some bok choy next to some baby bok choy
January 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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LL Bean stands for Leon Leonwood Bean. Just thought you should know.
What is L.L.Bean short for? L.L.Bean was founded in 1912 by its namesake, hunter and fisherman Leon Leonwood Bean, in Freeport, Maine.
December 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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it's fun how the same AI billionaires who tell us AI will result in utopia are the same ones building bunkers and buying up arable land and water rights
FORTUNE OpenAl's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years' time college graduates will be working 'some completely new, exciting, super well-paid' job in space
December 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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tfw you're in Utah and there's no snow so you can't ski
legit unmodified screenshot from google maps in Utah where i searched for 'bars' and the response is "Google Maps can't find bars"
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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don't make me tap the sign
screenshot of post from @momotherjones.com: Today, Trump declared that the nation will host the first-ever "Patriot Games," an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" featuring high school athletes, one boy and one girl, from each state and territory. If you think this sounds like The Hunger Games, you're not alone
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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it wimdy
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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impulse purchases at Business Costco will fuck you up man seriously
An extremely large industrial kitchen mixer that I think was about $6500 idk A really fuckin big immersion blender with an 800 dolla price tag Poutine Sauce in a 5 gallon bucket Mayonnaise in a 5 gallon-ish bucket
December 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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it doesn't hurt to double check the safe internal temp for pork chops ok
"3 little words" meme - top panel has a femme face close up to a masc ear as if whispering, captioned "i just need those three little words" and the bottom panel has a closeup of an arm with hair standing on end, captioned "JUMP TO RECIPE"
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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best time of the year to have an email job tbqh
Bart Simpson "say the line" meme but panel two is Bart saying "let's circle back on it in the new year"
December 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I frequently make avocado toast for breakfast, despite the effect on my housing costs. I started adding cheese bc it was already prepped. Just now realized I'm simply making an open-face grilled cheese sandwich w avocado.
avocado toast, w melted cheese, olive oil, and spices
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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*hootie and le blowfish voice* I only wanna pee with youuuuu
very small bathroom with two toilets facing each other
December 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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you think this is *slicked* back? This is *pushed* back!
an orange fish in an aquarium whose dorsal fin looks like Tim Robinson's pushed back hair in an I Think You Should Leave sketch
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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nose hair long enough that when I hold the cat she scratches the top of her head with it
@asclepiasrosa.bsky.social's cat sitting on me, inspecting my nose hair
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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take the "psychosis by computer interaction" challenge -- epst*in emails giving chatgpt a run for its money
screenshot from https://jmail.world/thread/HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_030328?view=person, the gmail-like-ui to the leaked epstein emails, in which pedo jeff is emailing NOAM CHOMSKY the following on Dec 26 2016: "one of donalds closet people said that remember, he has written three books. which makes him one of the few people in the world that has written more books than he has read" (spelling errors from source)
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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It's a soup kind of weekend
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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I wonder if he knows who Eze is now
Thomas Frank, temporary coach of Tottenham, being asked if he thought he had Eze, who was in talks with them this summer, before he called Arsenal's coach himself to ask if there was any way he could bring him there, and he did just a few hours later, on the last day of the transfer window. Frank answers the reporter "who's Eze?" he then continues to play dumb "Eze from Arsenal?" split view showing Eze celebrating each of his 3 goals against Tottenham today
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
même from arrested development where Tobias says "they try to fix their marriage by having a threesome", Lindsay: "well did it work for those people", tobias: "no, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.. but it might work for us.." but I changed the first pane to Tobias saying "they try to fix their mood by scrolling just a little bit more"
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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the "we did our best" generation
sailor moon meme, tuxedo mask: "my job is done here" sailor moon: "but you didn't do anything" TM: *leaves dramatically*
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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these people are VERY surprised by smell of sulfur
a crowd at a concert
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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you don't have Beer Can Chicken Pringles? no Everything Bagel Pringles? please, tell me more about how you live in the greatest country in the world.
just a few of the plethora of Pringles flavors found in Vancouver BC: grilled beer brat (Miller lite sponsored), hummus. Everything bagel, beer can chicken (again w the Miller Lite) just a few more of the plethora of Pringles flavors found in Vancouver BC: bbq lovers pizza, truffle, South American steak, tomato
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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happy trans day of rememberance 🏳️‍⚧️
still from Twin Peaks in which David Duchovny's character, now dressed femme, says "But actually I prefer Denise if you don't mind"
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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This is one I've used. Forgive the am*zon screenshot but that's where I bought a few several years ago
product screenshot of a habit tracker calendar
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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whaaaat? No idea what you mean 😂
screenshot of Duolingo showing a 2751 day streak
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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franchISE
scene from Better Off Dead where Lane's mom thinks she should make foods with French in the name for the French exchange student. She says "franch fries, and franch dressing and franch bread and to drink, peru" but I changed Franch Fries to Franch Ise
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM