Caitlin
@caitlintake2.bsky.social
A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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I found my cards in the wild for the first time today! In a fancy farm shop no less
February 18, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I found my cards in the wild for the first time today! In a fancy farm shop no less
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I always feel so relieved narrowly missing interaction with neighbors in public that I never consider that they were likely avoiding me too.
July 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I always feel so relieved narrowly missing interaction with neighbors in public that I never consider that they were likely avoiding me too.
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Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
February 16, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down
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Normalise lying face down on the floor at any time for any reason
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Normalise lying face down on the floor at any time for any reason
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
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Today's fr- huh?
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Today's fr- huh?
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Knockoff Billie Eilish called Billie Eilishish.
February 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Knockoff Billie Eilish called Billie Eilishish.
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These fridge magnets spell trouble.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
These fridge magnets spell trouble.
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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
February 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.
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this is what charlie kirk was fighting for
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
this is what charlie kirk was fighting for
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Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
February 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Everyone out here hacking on Friday the 13th like Monday the 16th isn't the real enemy
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I'm looking up what's good to feed robins and just read this amazing sentence
"Robins hunt by sight, cocking their head to listen for underground movement. "
"Robins hunt by sight, cocking their head to listen for underground movement. "
February 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm looking up what's good to feed robins and just read this amazing sentence
"Robins hunt by sight, cocking their head to listen for underground movement. "
"Robins hunt by sight, cocking their head to listen for underground movement. "
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big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
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Gonna give it 30 more minutes!
It’s a Fancy Frog Flash Sale for the next four hours (or until they’re gone!)
I’ll post each fancy frog in this thread - DM to claim, I’ll note when each one is gone.
$30 each, shipping included if you’re in the US!
International will have to be calculated :s
I’ll post each fancy frog in this thread - DM to claim, I’ll note when each one is gone.
$30 each, shipping included if you’re in the US!
International will have to be calculated :s
February 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Gonna give it 30 more minutes!
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It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.
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Happy scream at eachother day :P
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Happy scream at eachother day :P
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
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Happy birthday to Love
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy birthday to Love
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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Roses are red
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Roses are red
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
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Happy Dudentines Day to all my single dudes, let's get duded up and dude around town
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy Dudentines Day to all my single dudes, let's get duded up and dude around town
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Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox