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Caitlin
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A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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It’s that time of year where my main source of vitamin D is the yellow on a traffic light.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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I made a mosaic of my neurodivergent brain. It’s full of beautiful flowers 🌺 😊
October 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I’m not saying I’m old, but my back hurts when I blink.
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Got tased at bingo again
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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A diet where I can eat a lot of cheese
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Seems like there are better places to keep proof than in pudding.
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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*hears Only the Good Die Young

*starts being good
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A Life Alert necklace but for when I need a Slim Jim.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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It's Pluribus time!

*happy dance, jazz hands,
truffle shuffle, running man*
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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The great thing about having a bad memory is that you learn new things all the time.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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My autobiography would be titled I Used To...
December 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I’m so sick of falling apart. Just once I’d like to fall together.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I’ve been driving for 7 hrs.

I think I’m in Kentucky but honestly not 100% sure.
December 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Morgan Spurlock died two days after this tweet
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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If you're doing any Cyber Monday shopping, be sure to use the code "EIZEBASA" at checkout. It won't save you any money, I just like to know that people are thinking about me.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Did...did I do this?
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I simply wouldn’t let the bell toll for me, sounds like a skill issue
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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they just told me their name and I already forgot it, Charlie Brown.
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Irritation when you can't get Downtown Train to play is Waits wait loss
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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hey look, all your ex-boyfriends opened up a store together
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM