Caitlin
@caitlintake2.bsky.social
A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
February 15, 2026 at 2:45 AM
big backup at the border today due to the Valentine's Day traffic to go see everyone's imaginary Canadian girlfriends
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Gonna give it 30 more minutes!
It’s a Fancy Frog Flash Sale for the next four hours (or until they’re gone!)
I’ll post each fancy frog in this thread - DM to claim, I’ll note when each one is gone.
$30 each, shipping included if you’re in the US!
International will have to be calculated :s
I’ll post each fancy frog in this thread - DM to claim, I’ll note when each one is gone.
$30 each, shipping included if you’re in the US!
International will have to be calculated :s
February 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Gonna give it 30 more minutes!
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It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
Jimmy Fallon Kills Planned Pasta Sauce Line With Pal Tommy Mottola as Epstein Friendship Is Revealed
A planned collaboration between late night host Jimmy Fallon and powerful entertainment executive Tommy Mottola to launch a branded line of pasta sauces is now kaput as the entertainment mogul’s name is being discovered all over the Epstein Files, exposing his close relationship with the late financier and convicted sex offender and trafficker.
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February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
It’s a little discouraging that the harshest punishment administered in the whole Epstein sex trafficking scandal is a spaghetti sauce getting the death penalty.
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Happy scream at eachother day :P
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Happy scream at eachother day :P
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 13, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
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Happy birthday to Love
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy birthday to Love
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Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Roses are red,
These times are quite trying
These times are quite trying
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Roses are red
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Roses are red
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
Unless they're pink
Or white or yellow
Violets are violet
It's literally in the name
Do words no longer have any meaning
Everything's so stupid
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Happy Dudentines Day to all my single dudes, let's get duded up and dude around town
February 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Happy Dudentines Day to all my single dudes, let's get duded up and dude around town
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Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox
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adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
adhd is a disorder where you're constantly getting pranked by yourself
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Wombats being abducted
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Wombats being abducted
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foxtrot
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
February 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
foxtrot
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
uniform
charlie
kilo
tango
hotel
india
sierra
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Triple foam, just to feel something
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Triple foam, just to feel something
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Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
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I am legally allowed to own a printer.
February 13, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I am legally allowed to own a printer.
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Blue pastel Fox (descriptive title)
February 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Blue pastel Fox (descriptive title)
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i just wanna
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
i just wanna
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…
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Paris' most famous tower inspired James Brown to write "Eiffel Good."
February 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Paris' most famous tower inspired James Brown to write "Eiffel Good."
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Herpes implies Hisples.
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Herpes implies Hisples.
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I would consider this grounds for divorce.
February 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I would consider this grounds for divorce.
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Because sellers are asking $1.3m for a 3/2 and buyers have $87
US existing home sales drop to more than two-year low in January reut.rs/4rLHZFV
US existing home sales drop to more than two-year low in January
U.S. existing home sales tumbled to the lowest level in more than two years in January as falling inventory raised house prices.
reut.rs
February 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Because sellers are asking $1.3m for a 3/2 and buyers have $87