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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h

I find it kinda funny,
I find it kinda sad,
when things are kinda funny
and then things are kinda sad

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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 12h

wormth a try…

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rocks fall everyone dies 🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 3d

mothman stole my Pepsi and called me a bitch

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h

Diane Keaton insisted that the lobster in the Annie Hall scene be released back into the ocean, and since lobsters can live for decades that lobster could still be out there in the Atlantic, probably downplaying its Woody Allen connection after years of bragging about it.

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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 1d

a ghost has been following me all day and throwing peanuts at me

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

[Alanis Morissette putting her hand in her pocket]

"Holy shit. I need to get to the studio."

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Jul 11

tomorrow's the last day of Prime Day! don't forget to *wet fart noises*

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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 1d

I should paint more clowns

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 1d

I just gave a forty-five-minute presentation to the board of directors and no one noticed it was entirely Bugs Bunny quotes.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 1d

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

I saw this racist bullshit coming the second our classrooms switched from blackboards to whiteboards.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 1d

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wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 1d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 2d

BlueSky at night
Poster’s delight
Bluesky in the morning
Mental health warning

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 2d

Having ADHD is fun because you can do things like order a case of beef jerky because you’re craving a very specific kind but then also completely forget that it even exists by the next day and then you surprise yourself with a case of your favorite beef jerky