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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 3m

Evidently, the MacArthur Genius Grant committee doesn’t follow me here on Bluesky.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 5h

Conrad's original title for Heart of Darkness was, Congo River Spring Break: Booze 'n Boners

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 9h

The caramel sauce seems like it could provide a Han Solo in carbonite kind of thing.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 9h

Nothing tests the strength and quality of linen like a mummy's morning wood when a spell reanimates them after a few thousand years.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 10h

If you die in a Culver's, they embalm you with the custard flavor of the day.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 11h

As a child, little Edgar Allan Poe was driven to the point of madness by his older brother Kevin, who always called him Edgar Ellen Poe.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 19h

All these oranges but no Julius.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 21h

This bear is being all pissy because I told him I wouldn’t read his poetry while he hibernates and then workshop it with him in the spring.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 23h

The last time I was at this all-you-can-eat crab legs night, the owner tased me for “taking it too literally.”

But now I’m back, and in a suit of armor this time, and I can’t wait to see how that little son of a bitch handles this.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 1d

I just gave a forty-five-minute presentation to the board of directors and no one noticed it was entirely Bugs Bunny quotes.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 1d

This country would be much better off had it taken Benjamin Franklin’s recommendation to make Wooly Bully the national anthem.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 1d

Frog and Toad Frame Earnest

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 2d

Bringing my service seal into this Coastal Seafoods was a stupid mistake that’s going to cost me a goddamn fortune.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 2d

We’re out here trying to find this body, but this dumbass bloodhound keeps leading us straight to different White Castles.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 2d

Paul Thomas Anderson is the filmmaker Quentin Tarantino thinks he is.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re in the Chili’s bar and strike up a conversation with the Soprano’s-looking guy next to you who reveals his work nickname is Tommy the Grandma Fucker, DO NOT ask him why.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 4d

Ed Gein snapped because everyone laughed at his nautical poetry.

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 4d

The real question is who isn’t afraid of Virginia Woolf?

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 4d

Miami Sex Machine, my g-string only Miami Sound Machine tribute act, didn’t win many fans down here at this American Legion hall.

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