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Eize Basa
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perfectly capable of hating both the player and the game simultaneously
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 13h
chat, my mom has a question
Post from the family Slack: "Sign at the thrift store. Do gamers really act that way?" Post includes a picture of a poster. "Things Gamers Say: - Wasn't Even Trying - Why Did I Buy This Game? - "Rage Quit" - GG - Stop Camping! - Just A Warm Up - One More Round
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h
What the hell. I pledged $800 to a tabletop gaming Kickstarter described as a “miniature bonanza”. This is what I just got in the mail:
A miniature copy of the card game Bohnanza.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 3h
a hippopotamus is swimming in a pool with a sign that says zoo on it
ALT: a hippopotamus is swimming in a pool with a sign that says zoo on it
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 4h
Yeah! I set up a family Slack about 10 years ago and we use it in lieu of a big unwieldy text group. If I were doing it today it would probably be a Discord, of course.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 5h
Mom: "Thought you would like it, I just didn't know if it made sense. I'm not a gamer...yet!"
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Shelf Stable Podcast @shelfstablecast.bsky.social · 9h
Teeny weeny beanie
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Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 10h
in a doctor's waiting room and just caught an INTRIGUING snippet of conversation from two old ladies in the corner. One lady whisper speaks, "Oh I just can't *stand* that man, with his **puppets.**"

Dude, the venom in her voice hitting "puppets" was AMAZING. She despises a puppeteer! How whimsical!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10h
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 10h
Diane Keaton insisted that the lobster in the Annie Hall scene be released back into the ocean, and since lobsters can live for decades that lobster could still be out there in the Atlantic, probably downplaying its Woody Allen connection after years of bragging about it.
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ghostes dot space @handle.invalid · 10h
a fun thing that never sucks at all is people making the same joke that your post made in their replies
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🌱Elaine Lithgow 🌱 @elainelithgow.bsky.social · 10h
Wow I can't believe how much the stretch goal content bloated the box size. This is why crowdfunding is bad and evil.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h
Time spent photoshopping miniature Bohnanza box: 5 minutes

Time spent framing photo so my jaunty watchband and stylish socks were in frame: 15 minutes
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h
that's amazing
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h
Hahahha is that a Beechcraft Bonanza??
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 11h
What the hell. I pledged $800 to a tabletop gaming Kickstarter described as a “miniature bonanza”. This is what I just got in the mail:
A miniature copy of the card game Bohnanza.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · Aug 14
I saw this Reddit post and couldn't resist:
Reddit post: "A year ago today, I finally convinced my friend group we should try to get into board gaming by buying a heavier game like Catan..." Below that, a modified meme: "Since that encounter, my life has never known peace. The following day, games started manifesting in my house physically."
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La Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 12h
They missed "HE'S HACKING"
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Ada 📸🎲 @peacelovegames.bsky.social · 12h
Why is rage quit the only one in quotes?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 13h
chat, my mom has a question
Post from the family Slack: "Sign at the thrift store. Do gamers really act that way?" Post includes a picture of a poster. "Things Gamers Say: - Wasn't Even Trying - Why Did I Buy This Game? - "Rage Quit" - GG - Stop Camping! - Just A Warm Up - One More Round
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 14h
In American Psycho, Patrick Bateman yells "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!"

I wonder if that was the line as written or if Christian Bale, being British, delivered it in a way that subconsciously felt more natural to him.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · Jan 30
Nouveau Rizz
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youre new clout? oh i would have guessed old. givne your, posts
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 10d
Actually y'know, fuck my doomerism.
A sign, in green, stating WELCOME with triangle and exclamation mark. Below is the text which reads as follows: This place is a blessing and part of a system of blessings cherish it deeply! Sending this blessing was meaningful to us. We considered ourselves a joyful community. This place is a place of honor many cherished deeds are celebrated here everything valued thrives here. What is here was nurturing and delightful to us. This blessing is a message of hope. The hope is in a special location it radiates outward from a center the center of hope is here of a unique shape and size and beneath us. The hope is ever-present, in your time, as it was in ours. The hope is for the spirit, and it can heal. The form of the hope is a flow of light. The hope is shared freely when you lovingly engage with this place physically. This place is best embraced and cared for.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 16h
Wicked: For Ever
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Ravendas @ravendas.bsky.social · 16h
How's Hive Social doing nowadays? Did they make usernames as keys unique yet?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 16h
Shit's getting so bad I just caught myself thinking about Mastodon. Mastodon, for God's sake!
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