Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
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Today's frog is the red-eyed tree frog. And its kid, who just climbed out of the pond.
February 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Today's frog is the red-eyed tree frog. And its kid, who just climbed out of the pond.
Today's frog is the Costa Rican variable harlequin toad.
February 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Today's frog is the Costa Rican variable harlequin toad.
How it feels to see yet another person on the internet expressing the "all people I don't like should die" type of opinion and getting a ton of support from it
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
How it feels to see yet another person on the internet expressing the "all people I don't like should die" type of opinion and getting a ton of support from it
Today's frog is the Gulf Coast toad.
February 16, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Today's frog is the Gulf Coast toad.
#lifeofcaterpillar *tries to smoke a cigarette* EUGH NBKFHDTHMFNFG DAAAMN *cough* *cough* sorry guys I just wanted to look cool
February 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
#lifeofcaterpillar *tries to smoke a cigarette* EUGH NBKFHDTHMFNFG DAAAMN *cough* *cough* sorry guys I just wanted to look cool
Today's fr- huh?
February 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Today's fr- huh?
Today's frog is the Panamanian golden frog.
February 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Today's frog is the Panamanian golden frog.
Today's frog is the salmon-striped frog. It was photographed today, and although it's alone on Valentine's day, it is happy with itself.
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Today's frog is the salmon-striped frog. It was photographed today, and although it's alone on Valentine's day, it is happy with itself.
Today's frog is the Titicaca water frog.
February 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Today's frog is the Titicaca water frog.
Today's frog is the purple frog.
February 12, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Today's frog is the purple frog.
Today's frog is the common Surinam toad. Everyone always makes fun of it for giving birth through its back, so it went into hiding.
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Today's frog is the common Surinam toad. Everyone always makes fun of it for giving birth through its back, so it went into hiding.
Today's frog is the cape rain frog.
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Today's frog is the cape rain frog.
Today's frog is the rough frog.
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Today's frog is the rough frog.
Today's frog is the marsh frog. It's THE frog. When you think of a frog, it's usually that one.
February 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Today's frog is the marsh frog. It's THE frog. When you think of a frog, it's usually that one.
Today's frog is the upper Amazon tree frog.
February 7, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Today's frog is the upper Amazon tree frog.
Hm? Huh? Say that again?
February 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Hm? Huh? Say that again?
Today's frog is the painted trilling frog.
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Today's frog is the painted trilling frog.
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Today's frog is the moaning frog.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Today's frog is the moaning frog.
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
My biggest opp
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 AM
My biggest opp
Today's frog is the motorbike frog.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Today's frog is the motorbike frog.
Wh- huh??? Why? Like, w- I guess??
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Wh- huh??? Why? Like, w- I guess??
Today's frog is the unicolored cross frog.
February 2, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Today's frog is the unicolored cross frog.