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averagefrog.bsky.social
Probably not a frog
@averagefrog.bsky.social
(he/him, 19)
I have survived the fury of the internet. I have borne its barbs and its blades, and I have seen wonder behind its dangers. But always, user, I remain a son of Undertale. And the slop below all things, that darkness I will fear no longer...
I regret playing Terraria all day, I can't sleep now
Never try to get the shroomerang, I've spent two hours farming for it and got a graveyard by the end of this torture (still didn't get it btw)
November 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Waking up at 1 pm and playing Terraria for the rest of the day
I love Saturdays
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hey guys, I don't really understand what the punchline of the meme is supposed to be. I don't see anyone besides Frisk and Sans, can you point out the funny for me? /s
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When Shayy got the news about the doc, they didn't even try to apologize or anything, they just changed their profile picture to a sweating froggit, "Erm, now this is awkward" style

Reminds me of this guy
November 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Stupid aquatic creatures I like
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yeah, you aren't slick with the whole roaring plan. If you wanted to do that, you'd just make the Knight spam the fountains until everyone died, but instead you follow your little "prophecy" thing. Pretty lame if I'm being honest
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I relate to the grub
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Yeah that tracks
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How it feels to chew the 5 gum
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It's so good please take all my possessions
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's pronounced "mix" but I agree
November 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL SPAMTON DAY❗❗❗
November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We've been having International Spamton Day every day since chapter 2 came out, please let it stop
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
His ass doesn't know what's coming for him
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Been asking that myself tbh
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I only have one
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Women are scary, imagine if you were one
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If trans women were women, we wouldn't have the term "trans men". Checkmate, atheists.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
November 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM