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fatty pinner
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February 8, 2026 at 8:59 AM
fattypinner.bsky.social
couple Bean updates:
February 8, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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Rafferty the anthropomorphic humanoid cat is back baby! here he is depicted in full traditional Scottish formal dress, playing the bagpipes (which, along with haggis, are two really shitty things given to us by an otherwise fantastic culture)
February 8, 2026 at 12:52 AM
fattypinner.bsky.social
this isn’t prog but it is an ass on an album cover
O’Donel Levy’s 1974 record Everything I Do Gonna Be Funky, it is a photo of a lady’s bum and a man’s hands grasping the buttcheeks firmly.
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
fattypinner.bsky.social
great news everyone
there’s a company that makes shitty phone games and the company is called iKame, this is a picture of their logo
February 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Bean
Bean is my other cat, he’s orangey white and yeah he’s pretty cute too. he greatly enjoys being under a blanket. in this photo he is, you guessed it, under a blanket, just his face poking out
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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Pigeon
Pigeon is my cat, she is grey and cute
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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i found it i think
Peter Falk is an employee working in City Of Toronto. the position title seems to be “Captain Operation”
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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oh wow check out the nirvana cover band forming on the timeline
@kschwenky.bsky.social “lol whatever” @ennui-haver.bsky.social “nevermind”
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
fattypinner.bsky.social
from a keg it cometh, and to a keg it shall return
3 kegs repurposed as urinals 👍
January 22, 2026 at 11:55 PM
fattypinner.bsky.social
lol a us nickel
$3.05 american dollars 👍
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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i was like ”i bet it’s a twin prime” even though i couldn’t remember what a twin prime is. yep it’s a twin prime 👍
from wikipedia: 139 is the 34th prime number. It is a twin prime with 137. Because 141 is a semiprime, 139 is a Chen prime. 139 is the smallest prime before a prime gap of length 10. This number is the sum of five consecutive prime numbers (19 + 23 + 29 + 31 + 37). It is the smallest factor of 64079 which is the smallest Lucas number with prime index which is not prime. It is also the smallest factor of the first nine terms of the Euclid–Mullin sequence, making it the tenth term. 139 is a happy number and a strictly non-palindromic number
January 15, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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lol you fricken bumpkin
post from 5 months ago where i said “Elvis was bad” or whatever, and Scott Jenkins, who i guess name searches any negative references to Elvis so he can argue against them, said almost exactly the same thing word for word, right down to “never let facts get in the way of a good story, eh?”
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
fattypinner.bsky.social
i started this on dec 23 hoping to have it all finished by xmas… that was not enough time
January 4, 2026 at 2:17 AM
fattypinner.bsky.social
oh man in that case i bet you HATE the pachycephalosaurus
two pachycephalosaurs head butting each other. they evolved into Headbutting Machines with a big bony head dome helmet thing for headbutting purposes. all the better to headbutt you with my dear
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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damn
from biologyinsights.com: Tiger stripes are a prime example of disruptive coloration, a form of camouflage where patterns break up an animal’s outline, making it difficult for prey to distinguish its form from the surrounding environment. In their natural habitats, which include dense forests, tall grasslands, and reedy areas, the vertical stripes mimic the patterns of dappled sunlight and shadows created by vegetation. This allows the tiger to blend seamlessly into its surroundings. The effectiveness of this camouflage is further enhanced by the vision of their prey. Many prey animals, such as deer, possess dichromatic vision, meaning they cannot distinguish between green and orange hues. To these animals, the tiger’s orange fur appears green, helping it merge with the forest backdrop. This allows tigers to stalk prey undetected, relying on stealth rather than speed for successful hunts.
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 AM
fattypinner.bsky.social
three more
it’s a claw machine full of Raffertys it’s a jack in the box with a Rafferty head. a Raff in the box if you will Rafferty as Scrooge in a nightgown & cap, holding a candle, probably about to say “who goes there?” or similar
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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(the best one is last)
a snowman which crudely depicts Rafferty a bunch of the Sesame Street gang! Big Bird, you got Cookie Monster, Bert & Ernie, you got Elmo, you got Grover, and there’s Rafferty sticking out of a garbage can. what a rascal a fucking SICK drawing, if i say so myself, of Rafferty as a barbarian standing on a rocky outcropping, he holds two swords aloft and they are emitting light. there’s a sexy and scantily clad woman with a dog head clinging to his leg. this one took a long time because i did a bunch of cross hatching and it looks sick
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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a drawing i did of a pig child and a dog child standing by a xmas tree with their arms spread. instead of a star on top it’s, you guessed it, the head of Rafferty the anthropomorphic cat Rafferty giving double peace signs like Nixon Rafferty’s head has replaced that of th Very Hungry Caterpillar. also there’s a strawberry & slice of cake each bearing a hole
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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same vibe
cow tools
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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hey how about we all just block this guy?
the heathen historian. he honors multiple gods, among other things
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i thought it was betty boop
the post looks stretched out on my phone
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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obligatory:
comic, The Joker is holding a newspaper that says CHORTLE AT JOKER’S BONER and hitting it with his fist, saying “So! they laugh at my BONER, will they?! i’ll show them! I’LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!” next panel, he’s grinning (as usual) and saying “this emphasis on boners has given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! gotham city will rue the day it mentioned the word BONER!”
December 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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comic, a bald fellow is imaging a “SPACE BONER CERTIFICATE” and he says “yeah, we’re gonna help him win the SPACE BONER CERTIFICATE!”
December 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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sjp from sex & the city, she’s pensively typing on her trusty laptop
December 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM