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Imagine how good Minor Threat would have been if they did drugs
bugs bunny really is the best to ever do it
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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wait that’s literally ghost turnip
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I’m twitterpated as a mf
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it’s called Chicken of the Woods. It’s about hipster mushroom foragers being chased in the woods by career mushroom poachers. The poachers have machetes and the hipsters gotta decipher hobo code to navigate the woods
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
going from a harsh noise artist to a death metal guitarist is a definite upgrade for me, romantically
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
not enough inconsequential arguments about guitar music on here
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I found the correct way to use this app
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wow Pootie Tang isn’t on the Top 100 Comedies list
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
been nesting
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s impressive that Slipknot ever found 9 guys who like each other
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
down bad uncs
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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praise be to allah
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I had a good as hell day
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
can we talk about how perfect thin lizzy is open.spotify.com/track/3mYHah...
Cold Sweat
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I love when I am with a Judas Priest fan and I get to tell them about Ripper Owens being on Bar Rescue. That’s my element
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s time to get rid of the unnecessary sex scenes in porn. Sometimes you just want to see someone’s sink get fixed
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
my skircle was just miscellaneous uncs
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I always confuse Cory Booker with the guy in Slipknot
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
slamming coffee before my coffee date
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
(Witchy Woman) woooo hoooo Muslim mayor
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
RFK is Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I like twitter because people will argue about Converge for 5 days on there. Bsky can’t offer me that
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Trump loves Mamdani because he’s hot
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I know ball, figuratively
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM