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djmansib.bsky.social
doctor parameter handler
@djmansib.bsky.social
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mansi🧍🏽‍♀️ computational scientist and numerical analyst simulating cold plasma. im a real doctor (of math). this account is mostly for hating purposes. every post has at least one typo for your viewing pleasure. 🐀🚬 j’habite à paris 🚬🐀
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · Sep 12
here are 4 things i did when i got my doctorate:

1. Let the money change me
2. Forget where I came from
3. Stop caring about the world’s problems (unless they are expressed as hyperbolic PDEs)
4. Switch up on my day ones
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 24m
NEVERMIND he texted back lmfaoooo
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 54m
i’m sad about a boy does anyone want to Talk to me rn
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 25m
no will don’t be sad your hair is so shiny aha 🫣
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 49m
no but I can text him and call him a bitch?
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 54m
i’m sad about a boy does anyone want to Talk to me rn
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1h
beautiful 🤩
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1h
thank you!!
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2h
im going to cry that’s so sweet 😭😭 i might need to join you in the afterlife because my internet footprint is too embarrassing for me to gain any recognition professionally
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Rochelle @uberwensch.bsky.social · 2h
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to submit a #MathCoffeeSelfie and tell me how you've been.

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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2h
hi rochelle I went on a helicopter ride yesterday :) also I got my nails done and managed get a nicer picture of this statue this time
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2h
im just gonna fake my death rn brb
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2h
saying this as my coworkers have found my IUD at claire’s tweet from 5 years ago as a screenshot
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 2h
listen im well aware that I would never win a fields medal but on the off chance I do I should probably get rid of my internet trail
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
there’s also hats and circles, it’s a MESS!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK IN THESE CONDITIONS
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 3h
me too man… me tf too
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 6h
and i checked out the girls through my guy friends profile too, why am i competing with supermodels???
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 6h
decided to check out hinge in the area and i think every profile on this app here is AI because there is no way everyone is this sexy
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 7h
and that is still part of india so it is not surprising to me that the events described in the article article are happening in india, part of which is bjp ruled as you described
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 7h
thank you for the information but I am indian and I know about indian politics
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 9h
yeah im cutting this trip short maybe I will do samba at the night parties a different time
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 9h
i hate to say it but i miss france so much rn maybe i need to stop flying away every weekend
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 10h
enough of these beachy waves and itty bitty bikinis I MISS PARIS!!! GIVE ME TECHNO BITCH WITH BALLET FLATS NOW
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
bro I am 28 years old there is no reason for me to be studying for my french exam at this age
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 11h
FYI this is how I am imagining this situation
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d
low key I need to lock in when i get back
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doctor parameter handler @djmansib.bsky.social · 1d
well this isn’t terribly surprising to me considering the state of affairs in india since 2014, it’s only being reported now
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