turkey apologist
@pilledtogrill.bsky.social
I love being on the computer
he/him
he/him
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We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
HEY EVERYBODY
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
HEY EVERYBODY
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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My third grader had a turkey visit her class today. The teacher's son keeps a pet turkey to guard their chickens or something, so he brought it in to show the kids.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My third grader had a turkey visit her class today. The teacher's son keeps a pet turkey to guard their chickens or something, so he brought it in to show the kids.
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I would only serve ham if I'm hosting a ton of people and want to offer some variety. Even then I'd probably do a pernil
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I would only serve ham if I'm hosting a ton of people and want to offer some variety. Even then I'd probably do a pernil
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Somethin' in progress
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Somethin' in progress
[Rob Zombie Voice]
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[Rob Zombie Voice]
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
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I was in love with the place
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I was in love with the place
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
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🎵[unsealed?] on a porch [a letter sat?]
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
🎵[unsealed?] on a porch [a letter sat?]
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
I love being on the computer
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love being on the computer
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Now that cranks and quacks have been organized into a voting bloc, I hope the neurodiverse will counter-organize
I'll never get over the fact that this guy failed upwards and became the nation's top public health official. It's maddening. I never really thought of the neurodiverse as a distinct political constituency, but I think we might need to be to better push back against this firehose of disinfo. 8/x
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Now that cranks and quacks have been organized into a voting bloc, I hope the neurodiverse will counter-organize
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One of my cats has to fast overnight, which means the other two are also going to be fasting. Should be a fun night
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
One of my cats has to fast overnight, which means the other two are also going to be fasting. Should be a fun night
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It’s time for the weekend
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s time for the weekend
Everybody should see Copshop (2021)
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Everybody should see Copshop (2021)
it is long past time for me to find a new browser
I cannot stress how difficult it is to parse a coherent thought out of this post. blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/r...
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it is long past time for me to find a new browser
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
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I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
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Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bad news: Senator John Fetterman's book isn't selling. We need to support our Democratic senators if we want to take back Congress in 2026. That means walking the walk and putting our money where our mouth is — even if we disagree sometimes.
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
Support the Fetterman Book Fund!
👉 bit.ly/UnfetteredBook
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hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hey instead of reading and sharing some book that sucks by a woman in love with an insane corpse who neither deserves nor needs the coverage, why not instead buy and read MY book. due to me being normal simplicitybook.xyz
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its the day
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
its the day
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i think i saw your man plummeting over the escarpment
August 25, 2024 at 5:31 AM
i think i saw your man plummeting over the escarpment
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of course. who in their right mind would want to look at cow tools *daily*
September 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
of course. who in their right mind would want to look at cow tools *daily*