Eateth Pilaf
@johnnypi.bsky.social
Pinned
i love a good cover of 'when the levee breaks' but nobody ever gets the drums right
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i love a good cover of 'when the levee breaks' but nobody ever gets the drums right
jimmy page cheated. he retuned his guitar so he had to do the minimum amount of work. put an asterisk next to his name in the rock & roll hall of fame
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
jimmy page cheated. he retuned his guitar so he had to do the minimum amount of work. put an asterisk next to his name in the rock & roll hall of fame
my 'beauty and the beast' is the video of 'paradise by the dashboard light'
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
my 'beauty and the beast' is the video of 'paradise by the dashboard light'
interviewing a crocodile about its longevity: death rolls. make sure you're getting in your daily death rolls
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
interviewing a crocodile about its longevity: death rolls. make sure you're getting in your daily death rolls
i have never had:
1. homemade cranberry sauce worth eating
2. homemade green beans worth eating
yes, give me the mush. please, sir, i want the mush. mush life
1. homemade cranberry sauce worth eating
2. homemade green beans worth eating
yes, give me the mush. please, sir, i want the mush. mush life
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i have never had:
1. homemade cranberry sauce worth eating
2. homemade green beans worth eating
yes, give me the mush. please, sir, i want the mush. mush life
1. homemade cranberry sauce worth eating
2. homemade green beans worth eating
yes, give me the mush. please, sir, i want the mush. mush life
people used to be 'nervous'. mild anxiety: nervous. shot four people from a bell tower: nervous. 'oh, his multiple homicides stem from nervousness, let's rip out some of his brain and throw him in an oubliette'
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
people used to be 'nervous'. mild anxiety: nervous. shot four people from a bell tower: nervous. 'oh, his multiple homicides stem from nervousness, let's rip out some of his brain and throw him in an oubliette'
only eating the graham cracker crust b/c i know the pie side gives me 'the urges'
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
only eating the graham cracker crust b/c i know the pie side gives me 'the urges'
i'm not convinced it's ironic, but i do think it's similar to the art of war, in that it's specifically targeted at political failsons who are desperately trying not to be guillotined (or the equivalent). if you're a medici you want someone to say 'sure, be a dick, but not too much of a dick'
Machiavelli: It is better to be feared than loved, but you must absolutely avoid being *hated.*
So many forget that last part.
So many forget that last part.
It is a bit alarming, when rereading Machiavelli's The Prince, that it lands as reportage rather than political theory. However, I find great comfort in the fact that they are really effing it up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i'm not convinced it's ironic, but i do think it's similar to the art of war, in that it's specifically targeted at political failsons who are desperately trying not to be guillotined (or the equivalent). if you're a medici you want someone to say 'sure, be a dick, but not too much of a dick'
thanksgiving is not a dinner holiday. the dinner is the test. the reward is leftovers
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
thanksgiving is not a dinner holiday. the dinner is the test. the reward is leftovers
gotta admit, playdate with kevin james and alan ritchson is decent. sarah chalke is tragically underutilized - why even have her in this movie?
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
gotta admit, playdate with kevin james and alan ritchson is decent. sarah chalke is tragically underutilized - why even have her in this movie?
key lime pie made with real key limes is a top-tier dessert, like bananas foster made with gros michel
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
key lime pie made with real key limes is a top-tier dessert, like bananas foster made with gros michel
force people to get vaccines. i don't give a shit anymore. your dead kids aren't worth your smug ignorance and danger to the public
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
force people to get vaccines. i don't give a shit anymore. your dead kids aren't worth your smug ignorance and danger to the public
howard the duck represents george lucas's truest vision of the star wars universe
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
howard the duck represents george lucas's truest vision of the star wars universe
i miscalculated. wild horses were more than capable of dragging me away
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i miscalculated. wild horses were more than capable of dragging me away
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
suit in boardroom, ranting: you can't have bond without a bond girl! it's preposterous
*i swivel my chair around to face the dastard*
me: what about --
*i flip up my sunglasses
me: a bond guy?
*i swivel my chair around to face the dastard*
me: what about --
*i flip up my sunglasses
me: a bond guy?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
suit in boardroom, ranting: you can't have bond without a bond girl! it's preposterous
*i swivel my chair around to face the dastard*
me: what about --
*i flip up my sunglasses
me: a bond guy?
*i swivel my chair around to face the dastard*
me: what about --
*i flip up my sunglasses
me: a bond guy?
i want to play anno: rome but found out they used gen-LLMs to create some assets
No Randy Jackson GIF
Alt: A gif of Randy Jackson on American Idol saying the famous catchphrase he never actually said, "Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me, dawg"
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
i want to play anno: rome but found out they used gen-LLMs to create some assets
another case of AI taking jobs away from people
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
another case of AI taking jobs away from people
the real number one star wars movie - the ewoks: battle for endor
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the real number one star wars movie - the ewoks: battle for endor
you clod, you absolute fool, that's not capitalism, that's just [a philosophy of regimentation that has become an indispensable feature of modern capitalism]
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
you clod, you absolute fool, that's not capitalism, that's just [a philosophy of regimentation that has become an indispensable feature of modern capitalism]
Reposted by Eateth Pilaf
will graham: my voice sounds far away. i call him into the garage. i tell him to flip the pickle. i am the pickle. i have turned myself into a pickle. this is my design.
May 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
will graham: my voice sounds far away. i call him into the garage. i tell him to flip the pickle. i am the pickle. i have turned myself into a pickle. this is my design.
i have been hearing about talib kweli for a week now and still have no idea what he said or did. bluesky needs a 'main characters' newsletter
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i have been hearing about talib kweli for a week now and still have no idea what he said or did. bluesky needs a 'main characters' newsletter
grok called me a 'rat-soup-eating honky' and intimated that my mother had sexual relations with many people. please give me privacy during this difficult time
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
grok called me a 'rat-soup-eating honky' and intimated that my mother had sexual relations with many people. please give me privacy during this difficult time
neil peart must've hated drums
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
neil peart must've hated drums
Reposted by Eateth Pilaf
"assassination?" trump loomers in the door and just keeps loomering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he loomers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's loomering at such a high velocity you just can't quite m-
September 16, 2024 at 7:57 AM
"assassination?" trump loomers in the door and just keeps loomering, sliding off around the room, bouncing against walls. he loomers against your toilet, busting it up big time. you get the feeling he's trying to say something to you but he's loomering at such a high velocity you just can't quite m-