Eateth Pilaf
@johnnypi.bsky.social
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things are tight right now. if anyone wants to throw a dollar or two toward my experimental visions it would be appreciated: johnnypi.itch.io
Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...
Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...
JohnnyPi
johnnypi.itch.io
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
things are tight right now. if anyone wants to throw a dollar or two toward my experimental visions it would be appreciated: johnnypi.itch.io
Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...
Or if you prefer a traditional story: www.amazon.com/Ghost-Wanted...
I liked the Epstein files better the first time: when they were called "The 120 Days of Sodom"
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I liked the Epstein files better the first time: when they were called "The 120 Days of Sodom"
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I want a list of every peaked-in-highschool goon who decided to wake up and put on his Call of Duty cosplay and terrorize our country
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I want a list of every peaked-in-highschool goon who decided to wake up and put on his Call of Duty cosplay and terrorize our country
i love me a good cemetary, and greenwood cemetary in orlando looks like a really good cemetary
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 PM
i love me a good cemetary, and greenwood cemetary in orlando looks like a really good cemetary
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rate my build: processor built from darkest obsidian, cooling fans of red eagle feathers and turtle bones, a hard drive that etches its information into a tablet of living flesh with a rusty tattoo needle, cabling of sinews and silver thread, scrimshawed case, a mid-range video card
September 2, 2024 at 11:35 PM
rate my build: processor built from darkest obsidian, cooling fans of red eagle feathers and turtle bones, a hard drive that etches its information into a tablet of living flesh with a rusty tattoo needle, cabling of sinews and silver thread, scrimshawed case, a mid-range video card
it keeps happening!
sleeping for exactly one hour and then being wide awake is perfectly normal i reassure myself
January 25, 2026 at 12:00 PM
it keeps happening!
*struggling to sound inspiring* uh, the good people of the united states must indeed embody the spirit of bebe's kids in their opposition to ice, this fascist administration, and all policing
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 AM
*struggling to sound inspiring* uh, the good people of the united states must indeed embody the spirit of bebe's kids in their opposition to ice, this fascist administration, and all policing
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ICE delenda est
and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too
and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 PM
ICE delenda est
and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too
and i mean it. destroy any trace of this agency. prosecute the lot of them. and then dismantle DHS, too
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ICE delenda est
salt the earth
salt the earth
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
ICE delenda est
salt the earth
salt the earth
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seen at least three kidnapping-centric horror films recently. I don't think its a coincidence. horror captures our collective fears and anxieties
ICE delenda est
ICE delenda est
December 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
seen at least three kidnapping-centric horror films recently. I don't think its a coincidence. horror captures our collective fears and anxieties
ICE delenda est
ICE delenda est
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anyway, ICE delenda est
July 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
anyway, ICE delenda est
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and furthermore, ICE delenda est
June 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
and furthermore, ICE delenda est
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Everybody thinks they're a big man until they get run down by a 27 year old named Maddyson Keighan in dressage gear on a horse named Royal Pickle like she's a Winged Hussar.
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Everybody thinks they're a big man until they get run down by a 27 year old named Maddyson Keighan in dressage gear on a horse named Royal Pickle like she's a Winged Hussar.
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can we skip the middle part and nuremberg these nazi fucks right now?
July 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
can we skip the middle part and nuremberg these nazi fucks right now?
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apropos of nothing, into a woodchipper
May 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
apropos of nothing, into a woodchipper
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stephen miller is so thin, someone ought to feed that guy
May 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
stephen miller is so thin, someone ought to feed that guy
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why are so many batshit people afraid they are going to be forced to eat bugs?
October 11, 2024 at 6:03 PM
why are so many batshit people afraid they are going to be forced to eat bugs?
this is my heated rivalry
Rain pouring down, Elmer stands in front of Bugs. "C-c-can it be ... Elmer season?"
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
this is my heated rivalry
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Are you a 'bum bum bum' Sweet Caroliner or a 'da da daa' Sweet Caroliner? I will be judging you.
November 10, 2023 at 6:02 AM
Are you a 'bum bum bum' Sweet Caroliner or a 'da da daa' Sweet Caroliner? I will be judging you.
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Ginger ale at sea level: garbage water
Ginger ale at 35,000 feet: ambrosia, sweet nectar of the gods
Ginger ale at 35,000 feet: ambrosia, sweet nectar of the gods
October 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Ginger ale at sea level: garbage water
Ginger ale at 35,000 feet: ambrosia, sweet nectar of the gods
Ginger ale at 35,000 feet: ambrosia, sweet nectar of the gods
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Childhood me wishing for an ear infection so I could get some of that sweet sweet bubblegum amoxicillin
December 19, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Childhood me wishing for an ear infection so I could get some of that sweet sweet bubblegum amoxicillin
there's a PKD story where people "hallucinate" that the gov't reps on tv are horrible monsters. thing is, when describing them, people see one of nine different creatures. the details line up perfectly. so are the monsters real or is there something in the human brain that makes those specific monst
With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 AM
there's a PKD story where people "hallucinate" that the gov't reps on tv are horrible monsters. thing is, when describing them, people see one of nine different creatures. the details line up perfectly. so are the monsters real or is there something in the human brain that makes those specific monst
so glad that jeffries refused to whip any votes. primary these traitors
www.newsweek.com/seven-democr...
www.newsweek.com/seven-democr...
Seven Democrats just voted to approve ICE funding: full list
Seven Democrats voted with Republicans to advance ICE funding in committee, highlighting internal party tensions over immigration policy.
www.newsweek.com
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 AM
so glad that jeffries refused to whip any votes. primary these traitors
www.newsweek.com/seven-democr...
www.newsweek.com/seven-democr...
"Up the republic my skinny ass
TV tells a million lies
The paper's terrified to report
Anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this
So, fuck you, man (fuck 'em)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ga...
TV tells a million lies
The paper's terrified to report
Anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this
So, fuck you, man (fuck 'em)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ga...
R.E.M. - Ignoreland (Official Lyric Video)
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January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"Up the republic my skinny ass
TV tells a million lies
The paper's terrified to report
Anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this
So, fuck you, man (fuck 'em)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ga...
TV tells a million lies
The paper's terrified to report
Anything that isn't handed on a presidential spoon
I'm just profoundly frustrated by all this
So, fuck you, man (fuck 'em)"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=03ga...