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Eateth Pilaf
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I want a list of every peaked-in-highschool goon who decided to wake up and put on his Call of Duty cosplay and terrorize our country
January 26, 2026 at 2:47 PM
the frontline is everywhere
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 AM
but the RATM track was bangin'
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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anyway, ICE delenda est
July 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Everybody thinks they're a big man until they get run down by a 27 year old named Maddyson Keighan in dressage gear on a horse named Royal Pickle like she's a Winged Hussar.
January 25, 2026 at 5:09 AM
in case my subtlety has been lost: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondi
Blondi - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 25, 2026 at 3:49 AM
you're a fucking clown. put your fucking clown makeup on, get your clown nose, put on some clown shoes and return to the fucking circus. scratch that, clowns have integrity
January 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM