turkey apologist
@pilledtogrill.bsky.social
I love being on the computer
he/him
he/him
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I would like to know! 🤓👾
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We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
HEY EVERYBODY
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
HEY EVERYBODY
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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My third grader had a turkey visit her class today. The teacher's son keeps a pet turkey to guard their chickens or something, so he brought it in to show the kids.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My third grader had a turkey visit her class today. The teacher's son keeps a pet turkey to guard their chickens or something, so he brought it in to show the kids.
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I would only serve ham if I'm hosting a ton of people and want to offer some variety. Even then I'd probably do a pernil
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I would only serve ham if I'm hosting a ton of people and want to offer some variety. Even then I'd probably do a pernil
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Somethin' in progress
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Somethin' in progress
[Rob Zombie Voice]
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
[Rob Zombie Voice]
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
I'm your boogie maaaaaaaaaaan
that's what I aaaaaaaaaaam
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I was in love with the place
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I was in love with the place
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
In my mind, in my mind
I made a lot of mistakes
In my mind, in my mind
YOU CAME TO TAKE US
ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO
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🎵[unsealed?] on a porch [a letter sat?]
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
🎵[unsealed?] on a porch [a letter sat?]
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
and i said, "I wanna [read?] it again"
[wannasawer?] [of a wayand?]
and I said [i wanna read it again, yeah?]
[wannaway?], [wannawish it all away?], yeah
and they called, and I said that I [donanasaid?]
and [...] I call out again...🎵
I love being on the computer
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I love being on the computer
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Now that cranks and quacks have been organized into a voting bloc, I hope the neurodiverse will counter-organize
I'll never get over the fact that this guy failed upwards and became the nation's top public health official. It's maddening. I never really thought of the neurodiverse as a distinct political constituency, but I think we might need to be to better push back against this firehose of disinfo. 8/x
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Now that cranks and quacks have been organized into a voting bloc, I hope the neurodiverse will counter-organize
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One of my cats has to fast overnight, which means the other two are also going to be fasting. Should be a fun night
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
One of my cats has to fast overnight, which means the other two are also going to be fasting. Should be a fun night
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It’s time for the weekend
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s time for the weekend
Everybody should see Copshop (2021)
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Everybody should see Copshop (2021)
it is long past time for me to find a new browser
I cannot stress how difficult it is to parse a coherent thought out of this post. blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/r...
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it is long past time for me to find a new browser
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what was this guy’s fucking problem
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
what was this guy’s fucking problem
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I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I will not rest until I've finished this nap.