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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 7m

AJ Pierzynski walked into sport clips and said “give me the JD Vance”

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 29m

They have timing

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 39m

Funniest. Team.

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

josh naylor is like a damn armos statue

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

honest question: beisbolcats?

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

I won't be selfish, he's really jah-our jones

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

I wouldn't say we'd be missing it

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 1h

holton hears a boo

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Chris Turner @chrislturner.bsky.social · 3h

he’s of course referring to former South Florida running back Sharia Law, who ran for 197 yards and three touchdowns in a 65-27 win over Tuberville’s Cincinnati team in 2015

Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 4h

Let's check in on the Senate floor where Sen. Tommy Tuberville R-AL is now speaking

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h

calzone with a little dent in the middle

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Levi Weaver, but for baseball @threetwoeephus.bsky.social · 2h

In the roughly 80+ years since the invention of batting helmets, America has been involved in one world war.

That’s the same amount of world wars they participated in over the previous 160+ years.

So batting helmets cause a ~100% increase in world wars.

Just a lil idea for the next google ai ad.

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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 2h

canzone is the lowest shelf in the fridge.

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h

I thought "canzone" was the section of seats where cal raleigh fans sit

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h

not a single baseball team is scared of rally towels.

rally nunchuks, on the other hand,

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 2h

if this is the end of the 2025 detroit tigers, let it be written for posterity that their season was really really funny

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h

philily is of course grandfathered in toward all rules of hater decorum

crb1079 @crb1079.bsky.social · 8h

(unless you are from Philly)

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 9h

doesn't matter what the score is, although the score was only something like 5-1, booing your own team at home during a postseason game is cursed energy. tigers fans need to get their head in the game tonight

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 18h

Tigers fans left the game early while a Mariners fan custom printed and wore TWO shirts for the occasion. Exactly one team is blessed here

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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19h

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

even when it's a full pisser of a game, the detroit tigers baseball club remains hilarious

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

fans: regardles of the score, do not put your face in your hands at a postseason game, cameras are plentiful

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

Joey Tribbiani, Mariners fan

Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

personally I would keep the yankees fans on the field to help with defense

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

not only are the wheels completely off in detroit, but the axles are now being manufactured in incheon, south korea

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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 20h

riley greene's eyes are constantly widening like he is a cartoon wolf seeing bugs bunny in a dress

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