Sharky 🦈
@sharky.bsky.social
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👀 Stay hydrated. 13-time Winner of the Internet. Cat Dad. Attorney.
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The angriest word in the English language is "representative" spoken to an automated phone menu.
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shenanigans.bsky.social
Barely hanging on by a thread, what's updog with you
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Would love to. I'll DM.
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I will admit this sounds worlds better than canned refritos.
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Turns out the antifa founder's girlfriend is Tilly Norwood.
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Picking up my old GIJoe and Star Wars figures in Charlotte this week. You inspired me to post them.
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I WILL MOVE INTO YOUR HOUSE
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The Thoms of the world thank you.
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Survive the recession by purchasing a can of refried beans instead of a can of bean dip.

Follow me for more tips.
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Find yourself someone who loves you as much as Big Papi loves the Yankees losing.
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So

you're gonna do an

apout face?
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bananapantz.bsky.social
Fox News: There are caravans of wealthy people leaving Portland. They are miles long with BMW, Mercedes, moving van after moving van crowding the highways on their way to [checks notes] Northern California.
atrupar.com
Trump: "Do wealthy people leave too, or not? Place like Portland. Are the wealthy people leaving? People that can leave, are they leaving?"
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Batteries Not Included
thespaceshipper.com
☝️Is there a sci-fi movie that you defend tooth and nail, but you feel a little alone in loving it?
When you're sad because you spent three hours defending a movie and clearly you're the only person in the world who likes it.
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
OK. It's going to be coming out soon because of the relentless investigations of Pam Bondi and Kash Patel, so I might as well admit it before the news breaks:

I am the General Counsel of Antifa.
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rodger.bsky.social
I hope UNC's next head football coach is someone even more famous and less qualified to coach a college football team
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I love Michelle Yeoh but I still haven't seen that movie.
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greedo.bsky.social
Looks like they crossed out “we” and wrote “you”
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elivalley.bsky.social
More history from this Nazi adulated by the Trump team. These are explicit, proud Nazis who scream and cry and call every referee they can find when you quote their Nazism back to them.
Multiple tweets from Nazi Jack Posobiec in 2016 making "jokes" involving the Nazi code "1488."
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kenwhite.bsky.social
The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.
sharky.bsky.social
Finally, it's Pumpkin Spice Caravan Season!
atrupar.com
Trump: "Do wealthy people leave too, or not? Place like Portland. Are the wealthy people leaving? People that can leave, are they leaving?"
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Raleigh
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?