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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 1d

[flirting] my therapist is getting tired of hearing about you

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 7d

I wish enough people could organize to actually do this 🫠

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 7d

Happy Government Shutdown to those who celebrate, don’t forget to leave unpasteurized milk and irradiated shrimp out for Saint Epstein before you go to sleep

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 7d

There’s a rehab sign in my town that says “Addicted?? Start somewhere!” and I feel they maybe should have brainstormed that wording a bit more

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 9d

Mae Martin crawling across the floor in episode 5 of Wayward changed my brain chemistry

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 9d

“I asked ChatGPT–“ okay well I asked the seashell I held up to my ear, and it said SHHHHHHH

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11d

I’m in the phase of recording where I’ve heard this song so many fucking times that I’ve started gaslighting myself into worrying that it sounds familiar because I heard it somewhere else before writing it.

Bitch, it sounds familiar because you’ve listened to it 873 times in the last two weeks.

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11d

You’re in their DMs, I’m yearning silently from a distance my therapist would describe as “profoundly avoidant,” we’re not the same 😌

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11d

Someone left their aura in a shopping cart at the end of a Walmart parking lot and I just took it

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 11d

Constantly perplexed by people thinking I have my shit together.
I don’t know who gave you that idea, but it wasn’t me.

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 13d

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 13d

What’s it called where every time I stream I remember how much I love streaming, but then whenever I’m not streaming the thought of streaming again makes me So Anxious™

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 13d

Me before learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥

Me after learning how to workout properly with hEDS: Everything 💥HURTS💥 (but different)

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 16d

I think I officially convinced my mom to take a couple 2 hour flight with me instead of driving a total of 30+ hours for our November trip 👀🤞🏻

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 18d

My toxic trait is that if someone tells me something is too heavy for me to pick up, I’m gonna pick it up.
Even if they were correct.

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 19d

Friendship (2025) feels like if I Love You, Man (2009) were a body horror.

(Friendship isn’t a body horror film, Tim Robinson’s acting choices just have the same effect on me as body horror.)

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Styna Lane @stynalane.bsky.social · 19d

My brain today: Everything is on fire. Buy the sushi.

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