Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought https://linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g
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georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I will not ride at dawn. That’s way too early
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oneyebogey.bsky.social
The Bluesky is torn asunder to reveal a gaping maw.
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jimstewart.bsky.social
I guess if everything falls apart, I can always shitpost at Costco.
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
I'll meep you so hard, you'll call me beaker
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steamymac.bsky.social
Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.
georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
That looks like an eye infection, not Maybelline
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notjpo.bsky.social
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
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patnspankme.bsky.social
telling white america to wake up is like giving an energy drink to a dead person
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brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Grandma, whats being old like

You become so aware of how beautiful everything is
and you start to lean into your farts
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steamymac.bsky.social
I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”
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hellomanders.bsky.social
sometimes I have trouble finding the edges
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hellomanders.bsky.social
to be a fool at the right time is also an art
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msmith3.bsky.social
When did leopard print become sexy?

I have never ever looked at a leopard and thought, "I want to try that"...
georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
Noooo! Im talking about people I know who use their voice as an additional person in a conversation
georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
I don't get it. Why take up more space than necessary, including with your voice?
georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
Gonna ask people who talk loudly why they're being such shouty pantses
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
When bluesky dies the true shitposters will simply return to the forest and whisper their thoughts at wildlife
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.