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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

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Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 8d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 5h

🎶girlfriend of antifa / i know, i know it’s serious🎶

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 5h

In some ways this is the government now

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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 9h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 5h

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 7h

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 6h

Hey Ya. If You Wanna Be My Lover. Uptown Funk. Cupid Shuffle. Take On Me. Party in the USA.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 6h

a pixelated man holds up his hand in front of a purple background that says " this right here "

Alt: a pixelated man holds up his hand in front of a purple background that says " this right here "

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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social · 7h

The good news is that if he declares martial law we'll probably get an early heads-up because somebody will hand him a note saying "you're declaring martial law"

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 6h

Chaperoning a middle school dance at 3:45 pm on a Wednesday (“A Night in Tokyo”) and it’s just adorable. They’re not too old yet to openly enjoy themselves.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 6h

Wow, just imagine if we could count big name politicians who do on the fingers of more than one hand

David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 8h

Pritzker fights. It's refreshing as all hell.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Pritzker: "He said he was going after the worst of the worst. It's not going after the worst of the worst when you're just literally stopping children who happen to be brown & asking them for papers as if they're gonna have proof they're a citizen. Pull out your phones and film everything you see"

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 9h

But they always think they are.

Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12h

I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 12h

Buster Keaton could have eaten Spaghetti-Os.

Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 1d

Albert Woolson, the last surviving veteran of the Union army in the Civil War, lived long enough to hear Elvis’s debut lp

Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 1d

A man who witnessed the Lincoln assassination lived until 1956 and could have theoretically listened to the first album by Harry Belafonte, who in turn lived long enough to hear "WAP"

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 17h

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

Homeland Security @DHSgov

We're having an All Night Revival

Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 13h

Dick Van Dyke could still, technically, twerk

Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 1d

Richard Nixon lived long enough to play NBA Jam

Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 1d

Albert Woolson, the last surviving veteran of the Union army in the Civil War, lived long enough to hear Elvis’s debut lp

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Stonekettle @stonekettle.bsky.social · 1d

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

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Tracy @tracydeepbluesea44.bsky.social · 15h

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 15h

Exit, pursued by puma

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 15h

Au contraire, the world is a *vampire* and— oh. Right. Got it.

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 1d

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 15h

Nothing left, Governor. Full-blown authoritarianism is here. The fact that there are still some checks on its power does not make it any less authoritarian. We are in crisis. Now.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 15h

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Watch the monkey get hurt
Monkey

Jay Taylor @jaytaylordet.bsky.social · 2d

#80sTop30
#MusicChalenge

"Shock The Monkey" - Peter Gabriel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf...

Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey

YouTube video by Peter Gabriel

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Butterfly LaChoi @butterflylachoi.bsky.social · 2d

Greta Thunberg, after being asked about her mistreatment at the hands of the IDF, to sum up:

“This ain’t about me.”

#GretaThunbergForTheNobelPeacePrize

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

I hear that works