Zach Rabiroff
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Writer for the Comics Journal, Flaming Hydra, Polygon, io9, etc. www.zachrabiroff.com
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I think Democrats may have finally found their Trump (derogatory? I think? Unclear)
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Got to be honest, that was the most interesting and gripping interview with a Democratic politician I've seen at least since Barack Obama was a candidate
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Kristi Noem gazing sadly at the vacant site of Multnomah Greyhound Park racetrack, realizing her quarry has escaped her once again
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The other hilarious thing is that it didn't even work -- Trump lost! Which says more about the unique weirdness of 2020 than it does about the strategy, I think. They're right to try it again.
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Gender is a *huge* part of why that set fixated on the hyper-virile Kennedys as their avatar figures. See Garry Wills for further reference.
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Albert Woolson, the last surviving veteran of the Union army in the Civil War, lived long enough to hear Elvis’s debut lp
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A man who witnessed the Lincoln assassination lived until 1956 and could have theoretically listened to the first album by Harry Belafonte, who in turn lived long enough to hear "WAP"
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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Cunningly camouflaged as Bears fans
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Frescoed that camel, boss, real giraffe-like just like you asked
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Oh, what Charles I and Louis XVI would have given for a Chuck Schumer in their lives.
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Hold on: the president is illegally using his tariff slush fund to pay for a bipartisan social program, but *not* using it to pay his security forces running a domestic invasion? Bush league dictatorship. Caligula shit. Embarrassing.
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Also that they have (successfully) made the average voter-consumer incapable of telling the difference between a news report and some dude shouting online.
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I think what's more likely to happen is that the government officially reopens, but it doesn't matter: Trump has already established that he has sole control over spending and withholding. Congressional appropriations are just kabuki theater from now on. I think most of Congress is okay with that.
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Okay, but, does anyone actually even have standing to sue over it? I don't think the Supreme Court would allow anyone to contest it. It's a clear case where they'd say it's a political question for Congress to deal with -- and they wouldn't be wrong!
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Sterling reporting based on typing quotes from a thing that the reporter just watched on TV with the rest of us.
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I'm sure Taylor has written at least one song that fans will have to obligatorily sing during the second half of college basketball games someday
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Neil Diamond of our time
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A company once sent me a portable blender in the mail, and then got mad when I didn't write or make a video about it for the Comics Journal.
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This is exactly right. Money-losing, propaganda-espousing media outlets need to be thought of as expense lines for otherwise profitable corporations, like healthcare for salaried employees. They're just a necessary cost of doing business in America.
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Super illegal under the Old Laws, but take that for what it's worth. The mechanism (theoretically) is that this is revenue from (also illegal!) tariffs raised and spent without Congressional oversight. Is he allowed to do it? Sure, if 5 of 9 Justices say so.
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On a purely mercenary level, I actually don't think it's a bad assumption. What Khanna is doing will hurt Democrats overall and help Trump, but it might help Ro Khanna specifically.
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I actually think the cause is a third thing, which is that he's a deeply opportunistic would-be presidential nominee. His calculus is: Trump is going to enact this stimmie with or without Congress. If Congress does it, it will be with or without Democrats. So he might as well get ahead of it.
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I think he was pretty pepped up for the Navy speech, comparatively. He has up days and down, but lately he's sounded fairly up.
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He gave a speech to the Navy two days ago, and looked in pretty good health, actually.
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"But have you noticed that in his handwriting, the 'i' in 'Israel' always slants to the *left*?"
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The equivalent situation here is when Murdoch bought the New York Post, and the results will be the same.