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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 17h

It's too funky out there for deodorant to be this expensive

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 3d

Shoutout to the person who first decided to pull some pork

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 8d

Wild that you can write a book of fables that will eventually lead to people's rights getting taken away

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 16d

I'm more likely to be ruptured tomorrow

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 16d

They'll fight Tylenol before gun control and poverty

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MRF @murph612.bsky.social · Sep 9

Hell- Biden didn’t believe her either.

The Resister Linda Cardwell 🦋💙 @cardwell4u.bsky.social · Sep 9

Conservatives didn’t believe her.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 7

The idea of Dude Wipes is hilarious to me. Just get some gotdamn baby wipes like a real man

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 7

I was trying to eat healthy tonight, but some hotwings caught me and changed my mind

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 5

Old people will call you while they're watching the news and tell you everything about it

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 4

The only way school prepared me for adulthood was when we played dodgeball

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 2

Only queen I acknowledge is dairy

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Sep 1

Those holiday naps hit harder than a truck in a Final Destination movie

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Aug 29

Writing Yelp reviews for all my neighborhood diners, indicating “not an excessive number of teeth in the omelet” on each.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 30

A van down by the river seems like a good idea in this economy

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 30

Would have been a great night to rent a 99 cent movie from Blockbuster

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 26

My bladder wakes me up at 3 am like a vengeful spirit

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 25

I'm in my 40s and still get ptsd from hearing a school bus in the mornings

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 16

Sugar is more deadly and addictive than weed

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 15

Codependency is an addiction that doesn't get talked about enough

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 14

Any selfie can be a thirst trap if people are thirsty enough

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 13

I want the wrong types of people uncomfortable with my existence

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 13

Imagine life without the arts. Books and music have saved my life

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 12

I'm just going to assume all viral videos are staged or AI until proven otherwise

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · Aug 1

Sometimes TGIF stands for Tequila Gatorade In Fanta can but that may because I’m a degenerate.

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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · Aug 1

August snuck up on me like childhood trauma

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