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Mass Dude

@massdude.bsky.social

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Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 49m

“Oh, it’s the Nobel PEACE Prize? I see”

- sad, overly-stuffed me after scarfing 25 pieces of pizza thinking I’d get a prize.

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FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyvet1972.bsky.social · 53m

I gotta be honest, I was a little disappointed in the low quality finger sandwiches at last night’s antifa meeting

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 1d

“It belongs in a museum!”

- my favorite Indiana Jones line that also applies to me when I feel lost in modern pop culture

Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 2d

So did you beatbox the rap?

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 2d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 2d

My life, just without the dumpster.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 3d

I’ll do better tomorrow I say for the 7,508th day in a row

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

I’d join a polycule just to disrupt the power structure

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 3d

Underrated lie: the rhythm is gonna get ya. Still waiting, Gloria. Chop chop.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 4d

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 6d

Renaissance Faires in New England often offer steins of Ye Olde Iced Dunks Regulah.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 6d

Cheers mate

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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 6d

It's Friday. Better grab a pint because who knows what might happen to the Constitution, the economy, or the binding energy in your neighborhood by tomorrow.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 6d

“One Battle After Another” but it’s just Leonardo DiCaprio fighting the urge to go nuclear on every idiotic email he gets at work.

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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 8d

Teddy Ruxpin is the original TedTalk

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 8d

If cats don’t want to be held like babies then why baby sized

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 9d

Driving next to a truck carrying tequila on the highway and I’ve never been more tempted to become a pirate. Yaar.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 9d

Just called my co-worker hon so time to fake my own death. Again.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 9d

As it should be

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 9d

I’m doing Bluesky the same way I did Twitter: by posting absolute garbage and telling people to go fuck themselves.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 10d

Mondays are like hangovers that can’t be cured with water and Advil.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 11d

In the 2000s Jack Johnson released the same song 7 times and we all let it happen

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 11d

I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 11d

A remake of the song “Imagine” but it’s just repeating the phrase “imagine there are no billionaires” over and over.

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Mass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 13d

Ahh shit. Oopsie