The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Moby Dick?
So I've heard.
So I've heard.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Moby Dick?
So I've heard.
So I've heard.
It's 10C now, but on the way home there will be several inches of snow on the road, so maybe I'll bring a light jacket.
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's 10C now, but on the way home there will be several inches of snow on the road, so maybe I'll bring a light jacket.
My dad, who has chronic digestive distress and reflux, and has documented sensitivities to dairy and acidic meals, is nonetheless obsessed with a particular Italian restaurant in Albany, and we have moved heaven and earth to have a Thanksgiving meal there with him this afternoon.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My dad, who has chronic digestive distress and reflux, and has documented sensitivities to dairy and acidic meals, is nonetheless obsessed with a particular Italian restaurant in Albany, and we have moved heaven and earth to have a Thanksgiving meal there with him this afternoon.
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Tree lightings are not fun but at least they are crowded
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tree lightings are not fun but at least they are crowded
Now, for the most important decision of the year: choosing an outfit I can wear comfortably for a two and a half hour drive but looks acceptable at a "casual fine dining" restaurant.
Did I mention I'm fat?
Did I mention I'm fat?
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Now, for the most important decision of the year: choosing an outfit I can wear comfortably for a two and a half hour drive but looks acceptable at a "casual fine dining" restaurant.
Did I mention I'm fat?
Did I mention I'm fat?
"The customer is ecstatic about our proposal to give them high performance at a lower price"
"Yes, I'm sure they are. Did you mention the increased farting?"
"The f-, no. What?"
"Yes, the increased farting. From the magic beans that are the main part of the proposal?"
"Yes, I'm sure they are. Did you mention the increased farting?"
"The f-, no. What?"
"Yes, the increased farting. From the magic beans that are the main part of the proposal?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"The customer is ecstatic about our proposal to give them high performance at a lower price"
"Yes, I'm sure they are. Did you mention the increased farting?"
"The f-, no. What?"
"Yes, the increased farting. From the magic beans that are the main part of the proposal?"
"Yes, I'm sure they are. Did you mention the increased farting?"
"The f-, no. What?"
"Yes, the increased farting. From the magic beans that are the main part of the proposal?"
I've been a BoA customer for thirty-five years, since the branch in the strip mall near RPI campus was a Manufacturers Hanover, and never once have I purchased travel, but every time I exit their app they give me a 25,000 point enticement rewarding travel spending, which should tell you something.
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I've been a BoA customer for thirty-five years, since the branch in the strip mall near RPI campus was a Manufacturers Hanover, and never once have I purchased travel, but every time I exit their app they give me a 25,000 point enticement rewarding travel spending, which should tell you something.
While not directly irritating the way gnats or mosquitoes are, fruit flies circling your person are more of a harbinger of doom.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
While not directly irritating the way gnats or mosquitoes are, fruit flies circling your person are more of a harbinger of doom.
<pivotal management meeting at the Fail Occasionally Corp>
"Gentlemen, what can we do to improve our reputation?"
"Gentlemen, what can we do to improve our reputation?"
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
<pivotal management meeting at the Fail Occasionally Corp>
"Gentlemen, what can we do to improve our reputation?"
"Gentlemen, what can we do to improve our reputation?"
The garbage guys sure were exuberant today.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The garbage guys sure were exuberant today.
I saw Che Vrolet again.
Maybe there's hope.
Maybe there's hope.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I saw Che Vrolet again.
Maybe there's hope.
Maybe there's hope.
If I was rich I'd definitely get a few henchmen, but mostly I'd have them do stuff like put away stuff I leave out so my wife wouldn't have so much to be mad at me about.
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If I was rich I'd definitely get a few henchmen, but mostly I'd have them do stuff like put away stuff I leave out so my wife wouldn't have so much to be mad at me about.
I saw a bald eagle while driving again, and like the first time it was being a gross scavenger bird.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I saw a bald eagle while driving again, and like the first time it was being a gross scavenger bird.
There's an AI "band" called Dürty Needlëz that makes parody songs that sound passably like real oldies or country etc but the lyrics are filthy. As if the prompt was something like "computer, make a song by Julie London about sucking a fat hog" and, presto, that's exactly what it turned out.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There's an AI "band" called Dürty Needlëz that makes parody songs that sound passably like real oldies or country etc but the lyrics are filthy. As if the prompt was something like "computer, make a song by Julie London about sucking a fat hog" and, presto, that's exactly what it turned out.
The Long Walk is just Waiting for Godot with higher stakes.
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Long Walk is just Waiting for Godot with higher stakes.
What's going on? Enshitification is going on. A trashy man's idea of classiness is going on. Nouveau riche excess is going on. It's a warning sign that King Midas is going to creep up behind you and turn you into gold.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What's going on? Enshitification is going on. A trashy man's idea of classiness is going on. Nouveau riche excess is going on. It's a warning sign that King Midas is going to creep up behind you and turn you into gold.
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*reading the two sentence blurbs - arguably the best lies a production house's marketing team could concoct to entice ambivalent viewers - about some new movies*
"wow, these movies sound like absolute garbage"
"wow, these movies sound like absolute garbage"
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
*reading the two sentence blurbs - arguably the best lies a production house's marketing team could concoct to entice ambivalent viewers - about some new movies*
"wow, these movies sound like absolute garbage"
"wow, these movies sound like absolute garbage"
I pressed the OK button on my car's startup screen and everything has been OK so far.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I pressed the OK button on my car's startup screen and everything has been OK so far.
She's a ten, but she squeals "this is my song!" and wants to dance every time this comes on.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPm...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPm...
Life Is A Highway
YouTube video by Tom Cochrane - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
She's a ten, but she squeals "this is my song!" and wants to dance every time this comes on.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPm...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=zVPm...
Together forever we two.
November 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Together forever we two.
Ketchup bottle, accursed by the sticky-fingered urchins of Golden Carl!
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Ketchup bottle, accursed by the sticky-fingered urchins of Golden Carl!
Time to jangle your nerves.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWr...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWr...
We Have Arrived (Aphex Twin QQT Mix)
YouTube video by Aphex Twin - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time to jangle your nerves.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWr...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=AEWr...
Imagine owing $5M on income you already forced through the eye of a needle to creatively minimize it.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Sen. Jim Justice, wife to pay $5 million in back taxes to settle IRS suit
The senator from West Virginia and his wife struck the agreement hours after the Justice Department filed a lawsuit. The IRS said the unpaid taxes dated to 2009.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Imagine owing $5M on income you already forced through the eye of a needle to creatively minimize it.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...