The Deuce Deducer
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
Slipping around on the ice and firing, Jonathan Ross also might easily have shot his colleague and everybody else at the scene.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Slipping around on the ice and firing, Jonathan Ross also might easily have shot his colleague and everybody else at the scene.
It's been nice not hearing a peep about that fucker Ron DeSantis for a few weeks.
January 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It's been nice not hearing a peep about that fucker Ron DeSantis for a few weeks.
Thelma is pretty good.
January 16, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Thelma is pretty good.
Fred Hechinger is a dead ringer for Joaquin Phoenix as Garry in Parenthood (1989)
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Fred Hechinger is a dead ringer for Joaquin Phoenix as Garry in Parenthood (1989)
I'm gonna put something in you
Make the Devil feel surprised
Make the Devil feel surprised
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I'm gonna put something in you
Make the Devil feel surprised
Make the Devil feel surprised
"We have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of 'search and destroy,' substitute the phrase 'sweep and clear.' Got it?"
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"We have a new directive from M.A.F. on this. In the future, in place of 'search and destroy,' substitute the phrase 'sweep and clear.' Got it?"
This would be the third or fourth time this week that Trymp has threatened to deploy the US military somewhere to jelq his ego.
January 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This would be the third or fourth time this week that Trymp has threatened to deploy the US military somewhere to jelq his ego.
I'm so mad about everything right now I might just go in my basement and buy prep stuff online about it.
January 15, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm so mad about everything right now I might just go in my basement and buy prep stuff online about it.
These guys (Kraftwerk) got it in 1981.
January 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
These guys (Kraftwerk) got it in 1981.
Our "stop the bleed" training kit this year has a big rubber bologna log with various wounds on it.
January 15, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Our "stop the bleed" training kit this year has a big rubber bologna log with various wounds on it.
Here, we see the difference between fuels containing carbon (left) and those with no carbon (right) based upon the luminescent properties of their exhaust products.
The solid fuel boosters put out 6.6M pounds of thrust, while the three liquid hydrogen main engines produced 1.2M pounds.
The solid fuel boosters put out 6.6M pounds of thrust, while the three liquid hydrogen main engines produced 1.2M pounds.
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Here, we see the difference between fuels containing carbon (left) and those with no carbon (right) based upon the luminescent properties of their exhaust products.
The solid fuel boosters put out 6.6M pounds of thrust, while the three liquid hydrogen main engines produced 1.2M pounds.
The solid fuel boosters put out 6.6M pounds of thrust, while the three liquid hydrogen main engines produced 1.2M pounds.
filling my house with bottles of piss "for later"
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 PM
filling my house with bottles of piss "for later"
Daytime Running Lights? More like Daytime Rude Lights.
January 15, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Daytime Running Lights? More like Daytime Rude Lights.
The Deuce Deducer awoke once again from uneasy dreams, having overindulged in beef and chocolate of the prior evening.
January 15, 2026 at 11:41 AM
The Deuce Deducer awoke once again from uneasy dreams, having overindulged in beef and chocolate of the prior evening.
My bank, BoA, "offered" me CDs while I was logged into the banking app, but wanted my zip code before it showed me anything, and then showed me "0.3-3.1%" - so, a range from terrible to lackluster they could have offered anyone.
January 15, 2026 at 11:29 AM
My bank, BoA, "offered" me CDs while I was logged into the banking app, but wanted my zip code before it showed me anything, and then showed me "0.3-3.1%" - so, a range from terrible to lackluster they could have offered anyone.
It's because the dara centers were given preferential rates to attract them to the area, isn't it.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
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Why your power bill is spiking faster than a nearby data center’s
As electricity prices climb, an unusual disconnect is emeging between what regular people pay -- and what data centers pay.
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January 15, 2026 at 10:52 AM
It's because the dara centers were given preferential rates to attract them to the area, isn't it.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...
Rental Family looks too nice for me.
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Rental Family looks too nice for me.
Enjoy some Swiss slow burn.
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music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUq...
Entre en matière
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January 14, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Enjoy some Swiss slow burn.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUq...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLUq...
Stephen Miller is the person in the administration most likely to die from nursing a grudge.
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Stephen Miller is the person in the administration most likely to die from nursing a grudge.
I love when people say "we can figure this out." No we can't. We evolved to cooperate at a tribal level at best, and then only if some big hairy dude hits us if we step out of line.
Solutions to global problems disintegrate with the first person who says "yeah, but what's in it for me?"
Solutions to global problems disintegrate with the first person who says "yeah, but what's in it for me?"
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I love when people say "we can figure this out." No we can't. We evolved to cooperate at a tribal level at best, and then only if some big hairy dude hits us if we step out of line.
Solutions to global problems disintegrate with the first person who says "yeah, but what's in it for me?"
Solutions to global problems disintegrate with the first person who says "yeah, but what's in it for me?"
You don't say.
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www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Vance-hosted Greenland meeting ends with ‘fundamental disagreement’
Diplomats from Denmark and Greenland had originally requested the meeting with Secretary of State Marco Rubio after provocative statements from the president.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
You don't say.
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www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
How reduced fat sausage patties are made:
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
How reduced fat sausage patties are made:
Gonna go booger picking later.
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gonna go booger picking later.
Jeff wants you to know that military spending at levels proportionate to Reagan's famously contientious administration are what these times demand.
"Peace through constant skirmishes worldwide"
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
"Peace through constant skirmishes worldwide"
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Trump wants $1.5 trillion for defense. What a bargain.
Trump’s push for a higher defense budget, while hard to achieve, is the right impulse.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Jeff wants you to know that military spending at levels proportionate to Reagan's famously contientious administration are what these times demand.
"Peace through constant skirmishes worldwide"
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
"Peace through constant skirmishes worldwide"
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Accidentally ran over a bunch of schoolkids in the crosswalk because I was preoccupied with looking at my speedometer trying to keep it under 20 in this school zone.
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Accidentally ran over a bunch of schoolkids in the crosswalk because I was preoccupied with looking at my speedometer trying to keep it under 20 in this school zone.