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marchanddcitron.bsky.social
The Deuce Deducer
@marchanddcitron.bsky.social
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Is it poop? I am the one who will say if it is poop.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 7h
This... it's perfect. All it needs is a '74 Caprice landau coupe.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 7h
The Hormey Holidays
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 7h
They smoked it all up.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 7h
It always turns out to be something very intuitive and you slap your forehead and exclaim "of course!"
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 10h
The inflatable frog just pointed at me and I died.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 16h
Hey, man
Nice snot
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 16h
It never fails that the waitress only stops at your table to ask if you need anything else right when you're sucking on a chili dog.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 17h
Quat bath
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20h
The time again has come to rub antifungal cream over my entire body :o)
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 21h
we've reached it
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 21h
dupe point
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 21h
Get in the Dragula, loser.
We're going ululating.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 22h
Cognitive like you've never seen.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
It's a little heavy handed and obvious, but it's a Farrelly joint.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
The Greatest Beer Run Ever is pretty good.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
We been eatin' wings with the bleu cheese and drinkin' cheap beer all day, boys. It's time to go do toilet crimes!
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Hand crafted solid oak cuck chair
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Seems like Johnson is wilfully disenfranchising the people of Arizona without cause, and that's definitely unconstitutional. Moreover, it's probably against his weird no-fap pact with his son.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
The Nobel laureate's thick and grim prose is probably something I'd enjoy, but it sounds too much like my own thoughts, for which I have won zero prizes.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Just great. I looked at the Internet for just one second and now I have to think about RFK Jr's foreskin.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Those hip thrusts were a riot.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a black hat
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is wearing a black hat
media.tenor.com
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
This fool.
cat, nesting in trousers, dropped only momentarily
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
I resent not even being able to wake from uneasy dreams without people saying it's cliché.
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The Deuce Deducer @marchanddcitron.bsky.social · 1d
Suppose if even just one of the brass got up and left when Trump invited them to if they disagreed with the ludicrous and inappropriate things he was lecturing them on.